Cars don't cockblock Claythan, he does that all on his own.

FFS, just get laid already. It's not that hard.

I know. I'm just a big pussy. I don't like bars and I don't like going downtown on a Friday night. A girl actually invited me out last night but I told her it was too far.

We've given all the advice one can can give, and honestly gochiefs to really follow through with any of this is you have to get your place (apartment/house) while living independently it should give you more freedom and flexibility to execute said advice. Dude, you need to get your own place it's that simple

Well, that would be part of the problem, no? According to Smilin' Bob, at least...

Mostly it's bad luck. And flaky girls. But yes that would help.

You make your own luck dude....I would've made last night happen, even if i had to ask mom or whoever for the damn keys

Learning lesson, do whatever you can, ****in have fun, no pressure

Holy titsauce.

Bars = drunk chicks.

Drunk chicks = lowered inhibitions and standards

You = not a virgin anymore

I know a bunch of women that have admitted that alcohol makes them do stupid shit and horny, it's all too easy for him if he really wants it

I didn't have to ask anybody for any ****ing keys. I just didn't WANT to go. It was too far. And Friday night traffic scares me.

You big pussy, getting your virginity out of the way isn't at your own damn convenience at this point

Then get your own place then that self fulling prophecy will cease of "not getting laid" when their are more opportunities to take advantage of. talking to chicks is like a batting average if you get a positive reaction %30 of the time then you know you've done a good job at applying yourself.

Yeah, alcohol sorts of makes men do stupid shit and get horny too. It works both ways. Which is why it's a great instrument in actually doin some ****in.

It is, actually.

I could have gotten laid in College Station weeks ago.

Too far, sorry. It's two ****ing hours away! I've never even BEEN there. Chances of getting lost = high.

Maybe getting laid isn't that important to me anymore.

I have sex pretty regularly and getting laid is always important. If you're a man, and you have any sort of natural, manly genetics, getting laid should be on your brain every single day you draw breath.

liquid courage is what claythan needs, and make sure the biaaatch drinks too