Allen needs a better shock collar operator. It's too obvious when he freezes

My God, those ****ing owners raped the tax players. "Fund half our building costs, all of the maintenance and upkeep, and then as a sign of good gesture we will go in dry while we charge you $150/seat just for a shot at getting a season tickets. Oh don't worry season ticket holders were gonna **** you even harder and charge you $50k/ticket to keep those tickets!"

I'd ****ing revolt against that loser ass franchise. That's one of the most absurd things I've ever heard. Those PSLs are gonna get back the money that the owners lost to build the stadium. Sketchy ****s.

Stole this from Reddit.

How Bills fans watch the eclipse

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It appears that any shot the Bills had of taking the AFC in any seasom is gone.

They'd be better off with Gronk kicking at the end of playoff games

Last one: Vick or Allen

Again, Allen no question.

Apparently, I’m too low on Allen lol.

To offended Bills fans: We just need a real challenge replacement for the Chargers. Eat poop Bills!

Feels like they haven’t changed much tbh. They’re still a 3 or 4 seed as a division winner with a ceiling of the divisional rd.

I guess the Jets could overtake them but they seem like a giant cock tease

LMAO

Still running with this, huh?

Reminds me of chiefzilla with the Browns a few years ago. Just blatant stubborn ignorance.

Losses:

Diggs
White
Davis
Poyer
Hyde
Lloyd
Morse

RunKC: "they haven't changed much tbh"

Who in their division is overtaking them?

I could easily see the Jets or Dolphins winning that division next year.

You act like the Bills weren't a Kadarius Toney lining up correctly away from missing the playoffs last year with a much better roster.

Again, they barely won it last year, now the Jets and Pats will surely be much more competitive with improved QB play (only way to go is up).

Why do people act like the Dolphins are pure dog shit? ROFL a few fluke bounces and a cheap PR TD or they end Buffalos season. Do you not remember the lame ass deflected TD and the garbage fluke PR ? Otherwise Buffalo doesn't even make it in.

You just made my point for me. The Bills were just like us last year in the fact that that was their weakest team and the best time for their division to get them.

You name all these has beens without context.

Micah Hyde had a serious neck injury and last year he was done. Jordan Poyer was washed. Tre’Davious White was clearly not the same player and Von Miller was also irrelevant and washed not getting a single sack last year.

Hell they played Miami in Miami for the division where Milano was out, White was out, Von was benched, Gabe Davis barely played, Hyde and Poyer were washed and the gameplan was to ignore Diggs in order to run the ball. All that and the Dolphins still lost LMAO

The Dolphins are frauds. The Jets might overtake them but again I do not trust them

Let's pretend like the Dolphins weren't depleted with injuries by the end of the season, specifically on the defensive side of the ball.

They lost Chubb AND Phillips for example, both of their pass rushers. Their defense wasn't even remotely close to what it was mid season.

And that was the only team in the division without an absolute turd at QB. The Jets and the Pats will 100% be better at QB this year.

Phillips had an Achilles injury and Chubb had a torn ACL in January. They probably won’t be anywhere near what they were next season.

And again Tua is an Alex Smith level QB. He’s not better than Josh Allen.

I could buy the Jets but again they are a dumpster fire internally and Rodgers didn’t even know if he wanted to play anymore.

Their roster is really good but I don’t trust them at all. Need to see them prove it

That entire division is a joke.

More than likely the Bills fall down to the rest of that division's level...

Shaquill Barrett is still better than the guys they had to pick up off the street in January.

Their offense should also be even better with Achane in year 2, and they're probably adding Beckham as well.

I'm not even saying the Dolphins are the team, but they were very close last year, and the division is going to be much tougher when the other 2 teams aren't trotting out ****ing Zach Wilson and Mac Jones every week.

That's the point. The Bills got significantly worse, after barely winning the division last year, and now things will absolutely get harder.

And all of this is assuming that Allen doesn't finally get a significant injury when he's surely going to have to use his legs as much as he ever has.

They couldn't score vs. top defenses or win vs. winning teams.

They looked all flashy vs. garbage opponents but went beta when playing winning teams. They might win that division but there isn't a playoff game being won by anyone from it...

The AFC was crazy tight in 2023.

The Bills were the #2 seed in 2023 but finished only one game ahead of the #7 seed. In fact, Buffalo didn't have a playoff spot clinched until the final weekend. I can't remember a #2 seed being that close to missing the playoffs. It seemed like 90% of the Conference was within a game of each other most of the season. Baltimore was the only team that separated itself in the standings.

And then they went full 90's Chiefs...

...and Run went full zilla

The Dolphins got worse too. They lost Van Ginkel and their Chubb/Phillips have horrible injuries. Bringing in old has beens like Shaq Barrett and Jordan Poyer won’t change that. Might as well bring in Frank Clark too.

Their defenders also didn’t want to work per reports. It’s a lazy team dude. They are frauds.

And ffs the Patriots? They aren’t winning the division with a rookie QB starting all over. Come on man LMAO

You know who else's defense is going to be much worse? The ****ing Bills. At least the Dolphins are absolutely loaded offensively, which is why I won't count them out.

Like I said, I think the Jets win that division anyways. I don't know why we're going back and forth about the Dolphins, other than me pointing out that they are still a threat.

I never said the Patriots were winning the division. I said the division will be tougher because they aren't trotting out Mac Jones, and the Jets aren't trotting out Zach Wilson.

Ever since you claimed I lack reading comprehension, all you've done is show that it's in fact you who does.

Aside from Leonard Floyd, the Bills cleared dead weight. You named Tre’Davious White as some kind of loss for them and he barely played 4 games last year in which you could tell he wasn’t the same player. Same thing for Micah Hyde coming off a bad neck surgery. He wasn’t what he was.

Again McDermott is bad at many things but developing defenders is not one of them. Ed Oliver, Greg Rousseau and Matt Milano are the top guys again next year while Terrell Bernard, Taron Johnson, Christian Benford and Rasul Douglas were the guys taking over for the older declining players.

The Jets absolutely have the talent. We agree. We disagree that they will reach their potential. I don’t trust that moron Hackett and Rodgers trying to control everything just screams internal disaster to me.

That's not fair. They actually won their first playoff game.

Bills probably win the division again. Can't trust Rodgers to stay healthy behind that OL. As far as MIA, someone else nailed it; Tua's Alex Smith, except imo, he's less mobile. Like Alex after his catastrophic leg injury. Can't win shit with that. At the end of the day, the Bills have the best QB by a mile.

You keep trying to pick our one or two guys like White and Hyde like it's not an entire group of starters that is now gone.

Both starting WRs, starting C, both starting safeties, a starting corner, and a starting edge rusher.

That not nothing no matter how much you try to pretend it is. It's almost 1/3 of their starters.

Oh yea, and pretty sure even in just those 4 games, White had a higher PFF grade than any of their other CBs, and he was clearly missed after. Hyde had a solid grade on the season too, and he only missed a few games.

Are those 2 losses as big as the names would indicate? No.

Does that mean losing them along with the others makes the Bills better? Absolutely not, and it's silly to think otherwise.

Also, staylor...Shitkur and Curtis Samuel are the worst top 2 WR group in the NFL and that's not arguable.

Carolina getting Diontae Johnson makes them the best of that group IMO.

Pats are the worst. Bills and Chargers are close.

Tua had Tyreek, Waddle, Mostert and Achane and yet he still struggled as the year went on. He’s an Alex Smith type player. Same thing as Brock Purdy. The system is what teams worry about not the QB.

Looking good against shit defenses like Denver, Carolina and the Chargers then slowly falling apart by January.

The Bills with a bunch of washed players and young dudes on defense had that offense locked down.

The Dolphins are frauds in terms of SB contenders, but that doesn't mean they can't win the division. They were too close last year to completely write them off. It's silly.

I think the Jets are most likely, and I give the Bills a slight edge over Miami because of the QBs.

But again, Josh Allen is going to have to be Superman like never before next season. We have no clue what that will do to him physically. We also have no clue how he will respond without his top 2 WRs the last few years.

We all know what happens when he starts to press.....

And who would take Tua over Purdy at this point? Purdy is 4-2 in the playoffs, 6:1 TD/INT ratio and a 96.2 Passer Rating in the playoffs. Tua is 0-1 in the playoffs, 1:1 TD/INT ratio, with a dismal 63.9 Passer Rating. And he's only been healthy for one complete season.

I'd take Purdy every day and twice on Sunday.

Good chance he runs more with no weapons to throw to and gets hurt. Run, no excuses if that happens....we warned you. No cop out of but but but how'd I know he'd get hurt!!! He's tough!!!!

I find it odd that there's no "Mic'd up" of Brock Purdy. Qb of the NFC Champions, for the last 2 seasons, and yet not a single mic'd up video.

Maybe im missing something, but i can't find it.

Strikes me as very odd...

No one cares what that dweeb says

System QBs are boring.

This sums it up perfectly

https://i.imgur.com/e4BAEf7.png

Yep, they topped out at getting their asses kicked in the conference championship game. They'll have to take pride in putting up a strong fight in a couple divisional round games. That's the kind of record that would only satisfy a Detroit fan.

The house the 13 seconds game built. It'll chew at New York state's ass for decades

Many Buffalo fans wanted McDermott fired after the 13 seconds meltdown. They probably figure McDermott has some really strong blackmail on the Pegula family.

I can’t believe they haven’t moved on yet. It seems to me like McDermott has shown what his pinnacle it is not enough.

Buffalo turned the eclipse into a 2024 season wake

McDermott is basically Marty with a few more playoff wins. The fans might be ready to rid themselves of him, but would ownership? For better or worse he has made them relevant every year. For ownership, that might be enough along with hoping one of those years becomes "their year".

They missed their chance. Should’ve hired either Sean Payton or Harbaugh. Now they’re just stuck with McD for the foreseeable future.

Full circle.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EtyrM_4WgAglEFn.jpg

Bills will never win a title with Allen

just a photo of josh allen being crushed by a dynasty

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If this season is a flop, I would not be shocked if they grab Belichick.

I'll give him this, he doesn't have one of those "Oh shit I'm gonna die" looks on his face.

Dude's tough. He's never gonna win a SB, but he is tough.

That would be a huge mistake. But neither would I.

I think he wins one SB eventually but that will be it.

May it happen again, and again, and again! GEAUX Chiefs!

Josh was in a stall burning his non-throwing hand wrist with a cigar at some point. Maybe it was McDermott that did it

Only way he’s getting a ring is if he signs on to be Mahomes’ backup

Face it, YOUR team is CURSED! You went to the SB 4 times in a row, 4 TIMES IN A ROW! Yet, your team LOST EVER ****ING ONE OF THEM! At this point, I HAVE TO ****ING LAUGH! Now you sold off all of your BEST players? I feel so satisfied for your losses! :thumb: You need to consider being a CHIEFS fan! Just saying or better yet, break your back on a collapsible fold out table! ROFL

That is a man who fully understands the inevitability of his situation and is resigned to it.

That is the look of an inescapable moment's arrival...

Gonna have to corral a Texans fan. CJ 2023 Jalen Hurts Stroud should entertain

https://www.timesunion.com/churchill...s-19399691.php

Those sorry bastards. Goes on about this being the worst stadium screw job. Then towards the end says taxpayers may be catching on because KC just rejected a stadium proposal

You may be the most bipolar poster I’ve encountered. Sometimes I need a decoder to figure out what you’re saying, then other times it’s stuff like this. Way to keep me on my toes!!

It's blueballs. He's always been an enigma! He's been at this a LONG time

Daquix got 1 thing right! They sure won that meaningless regular season game at Arrowhead! One inch off side or they don't make the playoffs ROFL

I went back and read the OP for the first time in a very long time. It's funny how predictions/smack talk can come back to haunt you.

I'd say the Bills one-upped themselves this past season. After watching one of their brothers DIE on the field, they had to do something even more dramatic, so they watched their entire team DIE on the field while all of their fans DIED in the stands. Which was worse DiqLix?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Stefon Diggs on his way to destroy yet another <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NFL?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#NFL</a> locker room…😫❤️💙 <a href="https://t.co/USKf9NAWIA">pic.twitter.com/USKf9NAWIA</a></p>&mdash; Galactic_Whale (@ZaeGreat) <a href="https://twitter.com/ZaeGreat/status/1779510735728476577?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 14, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

LMAO

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Mahomes owns 100% of them though</p>&mdash; ChiefsJayhawksRoyals (@CJR16255) <a href="https://twitter.com/CJR16255/status/1781398196494708905?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 19, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Old story I guess. Musta missed in in September. Or maybe I forgot it. Refgardless, for your reading (or rereading) pleasure.

Cops rescue, arrest naked fan stuck in a pit at new Buffalo Bills stadium
By Ryan Talbot | rtalbot@nyup.com
Where else would you rather be than right here, right now? For one football fan, the answer was probably just about anywhere else on Sunday afternoon.

Five minutes before the Buffalo Bills’ home opener against the Las Vegas Raiders, WNY Fire Alerts shared that a fan had hopped the fence of the construction area for the new stadium and fallen into a deep hole. The fan had been rescued, but there were a lot of unanswered questions about the events leading up to the fence hopping.

On Monday, those questions were answered by the Erie County Sheriff’s Office.

According to the sheriff’s office, the 29-year-old fan in question admitted to being under the influence of cocaine, LSD and marijuana. Prior to jumping the fence, the man went into a portable toilet, covered himself in the contents of the toilet and stripped naked.

Upon jumping the fence, the fan fell 30 feet down into a pit at the location of the future home of the Bills. He was charged with misdemeanor trespassing and issued an appearance ticket for Orchard Park Town Court and transferred to Buffalo General Medical Center with multiple scratches.

Sometimes getting shitfaced just isn't enough.

20-19
37-24
52-17
30-13
139-73 Dynasty

Hell...even DraftKings is taking shots at Buffalo:


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The new owner: <a href="https://t.co/wNIysz7TYK">pic.twitter.com/wNIysz7TYK</a></p>&mdash; DraftKings (@DraftKings) <a href="https://twitter.com/DraftKings/status/1781397780889567581?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 19, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

God I love it!

They suffer their working lives a Bills fan. Retire, move to Florida where Fin and Jag fans suffer. Then down there is the Tampa Bay Patriots. Their choice I reckon

As a long time resident of the Tampa bay area, I can assure you that the only time there are any bucs fans is once every 20 years when they're actually relevant. After that, the all crawl back into their meth holes

Hey… there’s plenty of us Chiefs fans down here. Not everybody enjoys cold winters!