Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 9718228)

So...is Sorter a he or a she? I must've missed something.

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9717850)

It's funny because I can imagine DaneMcCloud having a lot of LOL hobbies.

Like I bet he's one of those boring socal ****s that just LOOOOOVES cruising up the highway in his porsche and having THE TIME OF HIS LIFE at wine tasting events.

And feels so awesome about it.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9718279)

My wife has the day off tomorrow, so we're going to go to Lowe's in the morning and buy all these special projects for me to do around the house in the next week.

Could be worse, man...

Originally Posted by DoucheMcCloud (Post 9718244)

Sorter is most definitely a dude.

The whole "Boxxy" meme confused a shit ton of people and still does to this day.

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9718259)

Boxxy = The girl in the gifs Sorter posts.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717855)

the one liners in BASEketball are just classic

I can quote the entire movie. It's so underrated...either that, or it just fits my exact humor type.

Orgazmo is great. We quote that too...

I just have never seen a movie as many times as I've seen BASEketball. It's truly hilarious.

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 9718322)

Everybody just stop for a second and think of how much better this board is without B14ckmon running around.

Originally Posted by DoucheMcCloud (Post 9718289)

Please tell me you're joking: You think I'm that guy?

LMAO

Nothing could be further from the truth.

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9718334)

Well, that's cool. You're one hip happening dude.

Originally Posted by DoucheMcCloud (Post 9718335)

Not these days...

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 9718267)

Gotcha. I feel enlightened.

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9718340)

Originally Posted by DoucheMcCloud (Post 9718365)

Thanks, Dude!

Seriously, it's been a huge adjustment these past few years. Going out to the "hot" restaurants and bars has been replaced by playdates and pool parties for the kids. It's still "industry" and cool, but it's just different.

I'm definitely not the guy driving up the PCH with the top down heading to wine country.

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9718380)

Originally Posted by DoucheMcCloud (Post 9718365)

I'm definitely not the guy driving up the PCH with the top down heading to wine country.

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9718391)

AHA! SO YOU WERE THAT DUDE.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717707)

93. Sorter
Join Date: 9/12/11
Total Posts: 9,747

I know Sorter is everyone's favorite ****ing gay (I meant to type guy, but when I reread for accuracy figured gay fit just as well) for some reason, but I just can't agree. My #1 pet peeve on message boards, and I've been a message board/chatroom participant since I was 15 years old, was when I used to hang around the social networking boards with all of the slutty 17 year olds who would send pictures of themselves shoving hairbrushes up their twats and it was awesome, is people who have no rebuttal so they post in god damn .gifs and .jpgs. I hate it. I realize every once in a while it's funny...or there is that perfect .gif...but more often than not, it turns into an entire posting style. Dude has nearly 10,000 posts and half of them are ****ing .gifs of 'boxxxy' or whatever the **** that is. It's creepy. It makes me picture him as being a 24 year old fatter version of Mecca with worse hair. He sits and faps it in his mom's basement to boxxxy and then everyone is all like 'omg he's so cool look at those shiny .gifs' and I'm like "gay"...and I have the best taste on this site so clearly you're all morons. He has 3 pages of friends on this site and he's been a member for less than 2 years. He's in 3 social groups as well. These things all make me think he is just a total ****ing [DaneMcCloud hobby] in real life. I can't get past the .gifs...I just can't. Tried adding Frazod to his facebook friends list...and while Frazod wanted to accept, his fingers are too ****ing fat to hit the accept button on his facebook phone app.

Pros: Obviously a big Chiefs fan. That's good. Likes the draft. Uses environmental friendly tissue paper to 'clean up'.

Cons: See description. Stop it. Posts should be CONTENT, not ****ing .gifs of some hot canadian slut. It creeps me out. You have to try to creep me out. Jerks off more than me which is hard to do. Like Frazod, can't see his penis while standing up (or sitting down). Speaking of sitting down, he sits when he pees. Which is ok. I get it, it's comfortable...but only skinny people should do that.

Outlook: Don't post 1 .gif for a month and see if I end up noticing who you are. Right now, the only reason I have any idea who you are is because I see that same ****ing girl .gif in every ****ing thread and I hate it. I want you to go a month without posting any .gifs or .jpgs and then I'll let you know via negative rep whether or not I think you're a good poster. I'm thinking it's going to be a no, because you seem like a pillowbiter.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717707)

93. Sorter
Join Date: 9/12/11
Total Posts: 9,747

I know Sorter is everyone's favorite ****ing gay (I meant to type guy, but when I reread for accuracy figured gay fit just as well) for some reason, but I just can't agree. My #1 pet peeve on message boards, and I've been a message board/chatroom participant since I was 15 years old, was when I used to hang around the social networking boards with all of the slutty 17 year olds who would send pictures of themselves shoving hairbrushes up their twats and it was awesome, is people who have no rebuttal so they post in god damn .gifs and .jpgs. I hate it. I realize every once in a while it's funny...or there is that perfect .gif...but more often than not, it turns into an entire posting style. Dude has nearly 10,000 posts and half of them are ****ing .gifs of 'boxxxy' or whatever the **** that is. It's creepy. It makes me picture him as being a 24 year old fatter version of Mecca with worse hair. He sits and faps it in his mom's basement to boxxxy and then everyone is all like 'omg he's so cool look at those shiny .gifs' and I'm like "gay"...and I have the best taste on this site so clearly you're all morons. He has 3 pages of friends on this site and he's been a member for less than 2 years. He's in 3 social groups as well. These things all make me think he is just a total ****ing [DaneMcCloud hobby] in real life. I can't get past the .gifs...I just can't. Tried adding Frazod to his facebook friends list...and while Frazod wanted to accept, his fingers are too ****ing fat to hit the accept button on his facebook phone app.

Pros: Obviously a big Chiefs fan. That's good. Likes the draft. Uses environmental friendly tissue paper to 'clean up'.

Cons: See description. Stop it. Posts should be CONTENT, not ****ing .gifs of some hot canadian slut. It creeps me out. You have to try to creep me out. Jerks off more than me which is hard to do. Like Frazod, can't see his penis while standing up (or sitting down). Speaking of sitting down, he sits when he pees. Which is ok. I get it, it's comfortable...but only skinny people should do that.

Outlook: Don't post 1 .gif for a month and see if I end up noticing who you are. Right now, the only reason I have any idea who you are is because I see that same ****ing girl .gif in every ****ing thread and I hate it. I want you to go a month without posting any .gifs or .jpgs and then I'll let you know via negative rep whether or not I think you're a good poster. I'm thinking it's going to be a no, because you seem like a pillowbiter.

Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan (Post 9718435)

But seriously, this thread is ****ing hilarious. So many people getting butthurt over Hooties comments, not to mention all the other incredible arguments that are going on. This is ****ing priceless. ROFL.

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 9718447)

Wanna start something? I'll leave you face down in a bounce house

Originally Posted by nstygma (Post 9718448)

that'd be face-up, since he's in the southern hemisphere 'n all

Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 9718422)

I would say that one of pro's on Sorter is that he is arguably, if not the most knowledgable poster when it comes to football.

Originally Posted by DoucheMcCloud (Post 9718244)

Sorter is most definitely a dude.

The whole "Boxxy" meme confused a shit ton of people and still does to this day.

Originally Posted by NJChiefsFan (Post 9718296)

Yeah I am surprised it still confuses so many people.

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9718517)

Didn't confuse me.
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Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan (Post 9718435)

But seriously, this thread is ****ing hilarious. So many people getting butthurt over Hooties comments, not to mention all the other incredible arguments that are going on. This is ****ing priceless. ROFL.

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9718557)

I like how it can go from heated arguments and insult fests to circle jerks in 2 seconds flat.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9718564)

What the **** is that supposed to mean, bitch?

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9718564)

What the **** is that supposed to mean, bitch?

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 9718568)

Why don't you shut your ****ing face?

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9718579)

I hope Fish soaks you in buttermilk, seasons you up all spicy and shit, then deep fries your ass.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9718590)

I'm glad Dane checked into the thread. I was hoping for bi-polar Dane but I'll settle for rational Dane.

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9718579)

I hope Fish soaks you in buttermilk, seasons you up all spicy and shit, then deep fries your ass.

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9718418)

First, I'm honored to be mentioned as one of CP's 101 finest.

I did find Hootie's post to be a bit repetitive. He found no new faults or areas to exploit (maybe he likes Loki and Ocelots as well, who knows) and largely remained fixated on his lack of love for Boxxy. Bummer, as I was hoping that this creative genius would provide some funnies for me and the board. Alas, it wasn't meant to be. Such a shame, as there are numerous things you could have poked fun at that would have been incredibly more entertaining.

http://chan.catiewayne.com/b/src/133355491132.gif

Originally Posted by mr. tegu (Post 9718701)

I can't be the only one who doesn't think Boxxy is any type of cute or attractive. Can I?

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9718707)

She was cuter when she was thinner. And TBH, the excessive eyeliner works wonders for most chicks. W/o it she's probably ugly and plain. I'd still hit it though.

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9718707)

She was cuter when she was thinner. And TBH, the excessive eyeliner works wonders for most chicks. W/o it she's probably ugly and plain. I'd still hit it though.

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9718735)

Not great, but damn it, not bad either.

http://chan.catiewayne.com/z/src/130619716342.png

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9718735)

Not great, but damn it, not bad either.

http://chan.catiewayne.com/z/src/130619716342.png

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9718737)

A little "different" but i'd totally cum on her face.

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9718735)

Not great, but damn it, not bad either.

http://chan.catiewayne.com/z/src/130619716342.png

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9718778)

I think she's cute as hell. She should lay off the eyeliner a bit and forego the green crap, but other than that, she's good.

AS LONG AS SHE DOESN'T SPEAK.

That voice..... Holy God. Reminds me of the blonde hooker in The Man With Two Brains.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9718778)

I think she's cute as hell. She should lay off the eyeliner a bit and forego the green crap, but other than that, she's good.

AS LONG AS SHE DOESN'T SPEAK.

That voice..... Holy God. Reminds me of the blonde hooker in The Man With Two Brains.

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9718782)

That voice is perfect.

Imagine her saying, "**** me, ooooh **** me harder. Ouch ok, stop that hurts"

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9718785)

LMAO Almost same exact time

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9718786)

Indeed

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9718791)

So what you're saying is, you'd like to nail her so hard she cried? You want her face to look like a green and black streaked blob?

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9718796)

I'd be so deep in that chick i'd cum out of her nose.

Originally Posted by mr. tegu (Post 9718701)

I can't be the only one who doesn't think Boxxy is any type of cute or attractive. Can I?

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9718806)

I'd do sick sick things to her.

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9718314)

Boxxxy=teh cancer

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9718432)

You guys are deepthroating Sorter all the way to the balls. Settle down.

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 9717942)

I cheered for the little midget mother****er at MU, but there is no way in **** Chase Daniel is a legitimate, efective, NFL starter. Let's take the black and gold glasses off, please.

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9718954)

I did a damned fine job promoting him in n00b of the year. This was inevitable. :D

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9718735)

Not great, but damn it, not bad either.

http://chan.catiewayne.com/z/src/130619716342.png

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9718782)

That voice is perfect.

Imagine her saying, "**** me, ooooh **** me harder. Ouch ok, stop that hurts"

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9719027)

Doesn't even look like her. And Sorter is a top 10 poster on this site, easy.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9719034)

perhaps if Sorter stopped posting .gifs I would be more objective

until then, I find it creepy, and this is where he lands on my list

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9719046)

Here's a video uploaded from her YouTube channel a few months ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd4D0aR_W9k

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9719053)

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9719038)

He really doesn't post that many anymore unless someone brings up the fact that he used to post lots of GIFs. When he first started posting here, I gave him a neg rep because I thought the Boxxy thing was tired. However, he toned down the GIF frequency and demonstrated that he is very knowledgeable about football and ocelots. Also, he is pretty easy going and he doesn't get his panties all in a wad like 74.3% of the people here.

You should re-examine your rating of Sorter.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 9719063)

This statistic seems low.