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If you haven't watch it yet, check out Lemon Party.
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BTW, did anyone catch the latest Comedy Bang! Bang! Where Hot Saucerman has a skit about a guy who's a lady's sweater fixer-upper fashion type who evolves into a Fieri type who just tools around the SW desert in a red mustang and never gets around to sweater fixing. One of his funnier bits. |
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My job is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day. Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit. |
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I'm just offended you called Velma a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. Velma is not a zero! Velma is sneaky nerd hot!
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Linda Cardellini was super hot in the Scooby Doo movie. Hotter than Daphne
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"Yeah, ok. First of all, you don't talk to a blood like that. Take that blue shit off your face, ****a!"
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what am I missing?
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You can see it here...I haven't gotten the vine thing to do anything other than be a screenshot.
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Being a Cowboys fan, I was watching that when it happened. Pretty funny.
Because it had been a touchback, Romo knew if the ball wasn't spotted touching the 30 yard line, it would not be a first down, so he was just messing around and giving it a little nudge to help out. They probably could have flagged him like Allen (69) wanted them to, but they didn't because Romo was just joking around and it's not like he tried to hide it. |
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you goin' eat ch'yo corn bread?
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LMAO
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**** you guy! ok! post **** on my monitor again? no! bad post you! |
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Awesome to have all these flubs in one place. And make no mistake, when Colbert flubs it's because he's saying something so funny, no human can deliver it.
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ROFL ROFL Munchma Quchi
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Damn, she had to have fractured her skull.
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The end of Breaking Bad was a lie. He was just on a plane yesterday...
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The re-entering snickers
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LMAO .....the gif from "Waiting" is awesome
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