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-King- 11-01-2013 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10146368)
LMAO

Thin wall challenge. Guy tries to complete tasks while he listens to his neighbors having sex.

EDIT: NSFWish....sex sounds, at least that's what I'm told it sounds like



<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/I9MwfwwWqqE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I might just watch all of them LMAO

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/T7KACRSRm7Q" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Mr. Plow 11-01-2013 07:22 PM

If you haven't watch it yet, check out Lemon Party.



<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Y1zynMm1XH4?list=SPD88000E2F4FD1130" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Athis 11-01-2013 08:29 PM

http://i.imgur.com/fdwUK8u.jpg

Athis 11-01-2013 08:37 PM

http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2013/10/tkbrumn.gif

Athis 11-01-2013 08:39 PM

http://d3fsqtc6sy2z27.cloudfront.net...1443ce1e_large

Baby Lee 11-02-2013 11:43 AM

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/1950...g/original.jpg

In58men 11-02-2013 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10148882)

Guy Fieri?

Baby Lee 11-02-2013 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 10148923)
Guy Fieri?

Yeah, some guy stole his car and killed somebody while in possession of it. He's some kind of trial witness.

BTW, did anyone catch the latest Comedy Bang! Bang! Where Hot Saucerman has a skit about a guy who's a lady's sweater fixer-upper fashion type who evolves into a Fieri type who just tools around the SW desert in a red mustang and never gets around to sweater fixing. One of his funnier bits.

Mr. Plow 11-04-2013 11:24 AM

Can't embed for some damn reason.


https://vine.co/v/hjp7KU5H5n6

The Poz 11-04-2013 09:17 PM

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/w1-AVbcfMdQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Hammock Parties 11-05-2013 01:26 AM

My job is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day.

Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

AussieChiefsFan 11-05-2013 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10161671)
My job is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day.

Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

I'm not sure how to react to this, so, Rep.

Hawk 11-05-2013 09:23 AM

I'm just offended you called Velma a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. Velma is not a zero! Velma is sneaky nerd hot!


https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...wzvVwfpGBfapOA

BigCatDaddy 11-05-2013 10:04 AM

http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/eye-on-...ssibly-at-6-am

Dayze 11-05-2013 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawk (Post 10162070)
I'm just offended you called Velma a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. Velma is not a zero! Velma is sneaky nerd hot!


https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...wzvVwfpGBfapOA

Velma probably doesn't 'trim' down 'there'.

L.A. Chieffan 11-05-2013 01:10 PM

Linda Cardellini was super hot in the Scooby Doo movie. Hotter than Daphne

Hawk 11-05-2013 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L.A. Chieffan (Post 10162575)
Linda Cardellini was super hot in the Scooby Doo movie. Hotter than Daphne

She was hot,though I love me some Buffy...I mean Daphne.

Velma:

http://static3.fjcdn.com/comments/Ve...1e49d3660a.jpg

Archie F. Swin 11-05-2013 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10159083)
Can't embed for some damn reason.


https://vine.co/v/hjp7KU5H5n6

Winnah!!

Easy 6 11-05-2013 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10137839)
Did you remember to brush this morning?

http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/9194/usir.jpg

A huge silverfish ****ing your toothbrush, quite barfworthy.

listopencil 11-05-2013 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10159083)
Can't embed for some damn reason.


https://vine.co/v/hjp7KU5H5n6


https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/thumbs/C58C4...j0mC6Vz3ZkL0.D

Mr. Plow 11-05-2013 08:09 PM

http://i.imgur.com/ubNpsv1.jpg

Rain Man 11-05-2013 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10163048)

Wha - you can't do that!

Sassy Squatch 11-05-2013 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 10146892)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles spin-off. I've been LMAO. Definitely NSFW.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/CJspVE355Do" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Good god. The second one is ****ing gold. LMAO

ThaVirus 11-06-2013 12:09 AM

"Yeah, ok. First of all, you don't talk to a blood like that. Take that blue shit off your face, ****a!"

LMAO I laugh every time I watch that shit

T-post Tom 11-06-2013 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawk (Post 10162070)
I'm just offended you called Velma a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. Velma is not a zero! Velma is sneaky nerd hot!https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...wzvVwfpGBfapOA

http://static4.wikia.nocookie.net/__.../05/Velmar.png
http://topnews.in/files/images/Linda-Cardellini1.jpg

Sassy Squatch 11-06-2013 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10164610)
"Yeah, ok. First of all, you don't talk to a blood like that. Take that blue shit off your face, ****a!"

LMAO I laugh every time I watch that shit

Oh shit, bitch is a power ranger.

No she ain't ****er.

LMAO

Omaha 11-06-2013 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10159083)
Can't embed for some damn reason.


https://vine.co/v/hjp7KU5H5n6

I love that. WTF was he thinking?

Dayze 11-06-2013 11:00 AM

what am I missing?

allen_kcCard 11-06-2013 11:14 AM

You can see it here...I haven't gotten the vine thing to do anything other than be a screenshot.

http://profootballmock.com/pfm-extra-cant-tony-romo/

http://profootballmock.com/wp-conten...L-KICK-GIF.gif

Dayze 11-06-2013 11:26 AM

lol. awesome.

Mr. Plow 11-06-2013 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by allen_kcCard (Post 10165226)
You can see it here...I haven't gotten the vine thing to do anything other than be a screenshot.

http://profootballmock.com/pfm-extra-cant-tony-romo/

http://profootballmock.com/wp-conten...L-KICK-GIF.gif


Thanks, I was having the same problem which is why I didn't embed. It was just a screenshot for me.

Mr. Plow 11-06-2013 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omaha (Post 10165178)
I love that. WTF was he thinking?

Too fat?

Hawk 11-06-2013 11:29 AM

Being a Cowboys fan, I was watching that when it happened. Pretty funny.

Because it had been a touchback, Romo knew if the ball wasn't spotted touching the 30 yard line, it would not be a first down, so he was just messing around and giving it a little nudge to help out. They probably could have flagged him like Allen (69) wanted them to, but they didn't because Romo was just joking around and it's not like he tried to hide it.

Dayze 11-06-2013 02:14 PM

http://media1.sulia.com/static/user_...0d5b5ccf4c.JPG

Pepe Silvia 11-06-2013 02:51 PM

http://jointstereotype.files.wordpre...rone.jpg?w=469

Dayze 11-06-2013 02:54 PM

you goin' eat ch'yo corn bread?

GordonGekko 11-06-2013 11:14 PM

http://i.imgur.com/VbPXvm1.gif

Dayze 11-07-2013 08:52 AM

LMAO

it's the only way to be sure.

Fish 11-07-2013 09:41 AM

Park on my privates again? No!

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/6854/vvey.jpg

seclark 11-07-2013 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10167213)

why you bypass censor?
**** you guy! ok!
post **** on my monitor again? no!
bad post you!

Fish 11-07-2013 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seclark (Post 10167324)
why you bypass censor?
**** you guy! ok!
post **** on my monitor again? no!
bad post you!

I solly.

Johnny Vegas 11-07-2013 02:17 PM

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Baby Lee 11-07-2013 03:39 PM

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/wyNR55Z8spw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Ceej 11-07-2013 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas (Post 10167822)
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ROFL

Baby Lee 11-07-2013 08:04 PM

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Y5rkwuCXqAE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Baby Lee 11-07-2013 08:15 PM

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/upl...osmo-Sunny.jpg

Baby Lee 11-07-2013 08:32 PM

Awesome to have all these flubs in one place. And make no mistake, when Colbert flubs it's because he's saying something so funny, no human can deliver it.

<div style="background-color:#000000;width:520px;"><div style="padding:4px;"><iframe src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/embed/" width="512" height="288" frameborder="0"></iframe><p style="text-align:left;background-color:#FFFFFF;padding:4px;margin-top:4px;margin-bottom:0px;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><b>The Colbert Report</b> <br/>Get More: <a href='http://www.colbertnation.com/full-episodes/'>Colbert Report Full Episodes</a>,<a href='http://www.colbertnation.com/video'>Video Archive</a></p></div></div>

EDIT: Putting direct link as it appears that the embed gets effed up here

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-col...phen-cracks-up

Dr. Gigglepants 11-07-2013 08:42 PM

ROFL ROFL Munchma Quchi

Rasputin 11-07-2013 09:36 PM

<a href="http://s1276.photobucket.com/user/staffpicks/media/Sports/slide.gif.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y462/staffpicks/Sports/slide.gif" border="0" alt="Safe! photo slide.gif"/></a>

Rasputin 11-07-2013 09:42 PM

<a href="http://s1276.photobucket.com/user/staffpicks/media/Animated_GIFs/marathon.gif.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y462/staffpicks/Animated_GIFs/marathon.gif" border="0" alt="Marathon Fail photo marathon.gif"/></a>

Cannibal 11-07-2013 09:47 PM

Damn, she had to have fractured her skull.

Rasputin 11-07-2013 09:49 PM

http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/...IFs/bounce.gif

Johnny Vegas 11-07-2013 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 10168768)
<a href="http://s1276.photobucket.com/user/staffpicks/media/Animated_GIFs/marathon.gif.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y462/staffpicks/Animated_GIFs/marathon.gif" border="0" alt="Marathon Fail photo marathon.gif"/></a>

running in skinny jeans??

Cannibal 11-07-2013 09:53 PM

http://www.boredwrestlingfan.com/wp-...op-jr-fail.gif

Psyko Tek 11-07-2013 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cannibal (Post 10168811)

WAL-E lokes pissed at cleaning up your shit

Athis 11-07-2013 10:00 PM

http://i.imgur.com/RV7BDvT.jpg

Baby Lee 11-07-2013 11:02 PM

http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/...IFs/censor.gif

Pepe Silvia 11-07-2013 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cannibal (Post 10168811)

It's just a flesh wound.

GordonGekko 11-07-2013 11:38 PM

http://i.imgur.com/ENEe9rN.gif

GordonGekko 11-07-2013 11:40 PM

http://i.imgur.com/2KJ9L.jpg

GordonGekko 11-07-2013 11:44 PM

The end of Breaking Bad was a lie. He was just on a plane yesterday...

http://i.imgur.com/6XpYfCh.jpg

GordonGekko 11-07-2013 11:48 PM

The Office had some good moments -

http://i.imgur.com/6UVi5Vc.png

Direckshun 11-08-2013 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10168583)
Awesome to have all these flubs in one place. And make no mistake, when Colbert flubs it's because he's saying something so funny, no human can deliver it.

<div style="background-color:#000000;width:520px;"><div style="padding:4px;"><iframe src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/embed/" width="512" height="288" frameborder="0"></iframe><p style="text-align:left;background-color:#FFFFFF;padding:4px;margin-top:4px;margin-bottom:0px;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><b>The Colbert Report</b> <br/>Get More: <a href='http://www.colbertnation.com/full-episodes/'>Colbert Report Full Episodes</a>,<a href='http://www.colbertnation.com/video'>Video Archive</a></p></div></div>

EDIT: Putting direct link as it appears that the embed gets effed up here

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-col...phen-cracks-up

Man, it misses the best one ever. Filliam H. Muffman.

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-col...iam-h--muffman

Baby Lee 11-08-2013 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10169237)
Man, it misses the best one ever. Filliam H. Muffman.

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-col...iam-h--muffman

Back on TDS, the Prince Charles crackup

<div style="background-color:#000000;width:368px;"><div style="padding:4px;"><iframe src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/embed/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:108395" width="360" height="293" frameborder="0"></iframe><p style="text-align:left;background-color:#FFFFFF;padding:4px;margin-top:4px;margin-bottom:0px;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><b><a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-november-10-2003/prince-charles-scandal">The Daily Show</a></b><br/>Get More: <a href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/'>Daily Show Full Episodes</a>,<a href='http://www.facebook.com/thedailyshow'>The Daily Show on Facebook</a></p></div></div>

Baby Lee 11-08-2013 02:15 AM

The re-entering snickers

<div style="background-color:#000000;width:520px;"><div style="padding:4px;"><iframe src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/embed/mgid:cms:video:colbertnation.com:239367" width="512" height="288" frameborder="0"></iframe><p style="text-align:left;background-color:#FFFFFF;padding:4px;margin-top:4px;margin-bottom:0px;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><b>The Colbert Report</b> <br/>Get More: <a href='http://www.colbertnation.com/full-episodes/'>Colbert Report Full Episodes</a>,<a href='http://www.colbertnation.com/video'>Video Archive</a></p></div></div>

Dayze 11-08-2013 08:17 AM

https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/...87441949_n.jpg

Cheater5 11-08-2013 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas (Post 10168808)
running in skinny jeans??

Running in heels.

Mr. Plow 11-08-2013 09:00 AM

Pet my beard!


http://i.imgur.com/h5WuF5W.gif

kc rush 11-08-2013 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cannibal (Post 10168811)

Chopping mall kicks ass

Athis 11-08-2013 08:32 PM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5GP97b_mex...zzzzbnvbmn.gif

Baby Lee 11-08-2013 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Athis (Post 10170919)

Car horn dixie <br/><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.4shared.com/flash/player.swf?ver=9051" style="" quality="high" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="false" wmode="opaque" flashvars="file=http://riotservers.net/server/sound/perp2.5/car_horn_dixie.mp3&amp;volume=50&amp;" height="20" width="200"><br/>Powered by <a href="http://www.mp3olimp.net">www.Mp3Olimp.net</a><br/>

KcMizzou 11-08-2013 09:47 PM

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Cx1J2CzNnS8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Baby Lee 11-08-2013 10:37 PM

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013...83946662-0.jpg

The Poz 11-09-2013 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10171162)

Yep, that's our drunken mayor that likes to smoke rocks.

http://www.bite.ca/wp-content/upload...okes-rocks.jpg

Baby Lee 11-09-2013 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Poz (Post 10171857)
Yep, that's our drunken mayor that likes to smoke rocks.

http://www.bite.ca/wp-content/upload...okes-rocks.jpg

You guys should erect a fine bronze statute of him in that exact pose on that exact spot. That image is sublime, it speaks to me in times of worry and soothes my fevered brow.

R8RFAN 11-10-2013 05:08 AM

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ZwuTf4UMiKY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

pr_capone 11-10-2013 06:05 AM

http://i.imgur.com/bUyeQwV.gif

Pushead2 11-10-2013 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 10171071)
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Cx1J2CzNnS8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

ROFL ROFL ROFL

mdchiefsfan 11-10-2013 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 10173281)

Posted in another thread, but very applicable:

http://media.giphy.com/media/tjwzClJM6fyEw/giphy.gif

Dayze 11-10-2013 09:37 AM

LMAO .....the gif from "Waiting" is awesome


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