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el borracho 02-02-2007 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Boobs are fake, too.

Oh, don't think I didn't notice. ;)

Simplex3 02-02-2007 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Joie
And yet neither of you have seen my boobs yet. acesn8s is looking at them right now. Lucky guy.

You forgot to check the room for cameras, didn't you.

Buck 02-02-2007 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
yeah... she looks like she might be half vampire/ half zombie :rolleyes:

I told you its possible

Joie 02-02-2007 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
You forgot to check the room for cameras, didn't you.


No, I made sure they were all in place.

el borracho 02-02-2007 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Joie
And yet neither of you have seen my boobs yet. acesn8s is looking at them right now. Lucky guy.

What's your story?

booger 02-02-2007 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joie
And yet neither of you have seen my boobs yet. acesn8s is looking at them right now. Lucky guy.

he said they were mishaped

SPchief 02-02-2007 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
So, SP is in charge....

What's that mean?


I'm still waiting on my late night mod status. So right now, nothing.


But I am still in charge of keeping the n00bs in line.

Mecca 02-02-2007 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
And what did you do? Stab her in the face and hiss?

Nah I actually got her number she seemed cool and that's what counts.

luv 02-02-2007 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Mecca
Nah I actually got her number she seemed cool and that's what counts.

ROFL

Buck 02-02-2007 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
What's your story?

Its either the n00b girlfriend of another n00b on here, or Joey has created 2 different screen names and is hoaxing us all. Notice we have not seen Joie and ascen8s posting at the same time.

L.A. Chieffan 02-02-2007 01:51 AM

She's the CH. 13 news anchor so I'm staring at them LIVE right now.

Hey luv, go dig up a pic of CH 9's weather chick Jackie Johnson.
Now there's a pair.

SPchief 02-02-2007 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
Its either the n00b girlfriend of another n00b on here, or Joey has created 2 different screen names and is hoaxing us all. Notice we have not seen Joie and ascen8s posting at the same time.


I'd be willing to put money on a dupe account.

luv 02-02-2007 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
Its either the n00b girlfriend of another n00b on here, or Joey has created 2 different screen names and is hoaxing us all. Notice we have not seen Joie and ascen8s posting at the same time.

Would you believe I actually thought the same thing?

I was thinking last night that I thought acesn8s was joey.

Buck 02-02-2007 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief
I'd be willing to put money on a dupe account.

Im about 70% sure that they are both Joey.

Buck 02-02-2007 01:54 AM

Dont give my that do-goody-good bullshit.

el borracho 02-02-2007 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca
Nah I actually got her number she seemed cool and that's what counts.

Oh, cool. You should take her to the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

(Do goth kids still like that?)

Buck 02-02-2007 01:55 AM

I didnt even know that there were goth people outside of Jr. High. Crazy.

Mecca 02-02-2007 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
ROFL

Hey it's true........as long as you don't look like a total hosebeast.

booger 02-02-2007 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca
Nah I actually got her number she seemed cool and that's what counts.

Ask her over to watch wrestling.

chicks dig that

el borracho 02-02-2007 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
Its either the n00b girlfriend of another n00b on here, or Joey has created 2 different screen names and is hoaxing us all. Notice we have not seen Joie and ascen8s posting at the same time.

Was joeyranaway banned or something?

luv 02-02-2007 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan
She's the CH. 13 news anchor so I'm staring at them LIVE right now.

Hey luv, go dig up a pic of CH 9's weather chick Jackie Johnson.
Now there's a pair.

What do I look like? The errand chick?

http://content.answers.com/main/cont.../180px-Jj2.jpg

Jackie is on the left (at least that's what the caption said, I've never seen her).

L.A. Chieffan 02-02-2007 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
Oh, cool. You should take her to the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

(Do goth kids still like that?)

Every Saturday night in Santa Monica.

Buck 02-02-2007 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
Was joeyranaway banned or something?

Who knows? He hasnt shown up in a few days though.

L.A. Chieffan 02-02-2007 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
What do I look like? The errand chick?

http://content.answers.com/main/cont.../180px-Jj2.jpg

Jackie is on the left (at least that's what the caption said, I've never seen her).

For some reason I can't post any pics right now. Probably a good thing or I'd be posting pictures of every hot news chick in America.

acesn8s 02-02-2007 01:57 AM

Who's Joey and why do want to see my gf boobs?

luv 02-02-2007 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv
What do I look like? The errand chick?

http://content.answers.com/main/cont.../180px-Jj2.jpg

Jackie is on the left (at least that's what the caption said, I've never seen her).

Much better pic, IMO.

http://content.answers.com/main/cont.../180px-Jj1.jpg

el borracho 02-02-2007 01:57 AM

I'm in the high fidelity first class travelling set

Buck 02-02-2007 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acesn8s
Who's Joey and why do want to see my gf boobs?

You are joey.

SPchief 02-02-2007 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acesn8s
Who's Joey and why do want to see my gf boobs?


Lame



And are you ashamed of your GF's boobs?

L.A. Chieffan 02-02-2007 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acesn8s
Who's Joey and why do want to see my gf boobs?

Shut up and let's see 'em

Buck 02-02-2007 01:58 AM

I think I'll buy me a football team.

el borracho 02-02-2007 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan
Every Saturday night in Santa Monica.

Santa Monica, huh? I never went to that one but I can tell you the one in Long Beach was crazy insane!

L.A. Chieffan 02-02-2007 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
I think I'll buy me a football team.

Not a bad idea. Just don't hire Herm or Marty

acesn8s 02-02-2007 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
You are joey.

I don't know who Joey is, Joie is cooking my dinner right now.

Mecca 02-02-2007 02:00 AM

Let's see some boobs it's that time of night.

el borracho 02-02-2007 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acesn8s
Who's Joey and why do want to see my gf boobs?

Ask your mom and because we want to see all girls' boobs.

L.A. Chieffan 02-02-2007 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acesn8s
I don't know who Joey is, Joie is cooking my dinner right now.

OK Joey

SPchief 02-02-2007 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acesn8s
I don't know who Joey is, Joie is cooking my dinner right now.


According to her, you guys were getting ready to do the nasty.



Oh, I see, you're a minute man.

Bob Dole 02-02-2007 02:00 AM

Nipples!

Dipshits.

Buck 02-02-2007 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acesn8s
I don't know who Joey is, Joie is cooking my dinner right now.

Dude, I know you quit smoking pot recently, and it might be a little hard to entertain yourself, but pretending to be a dude and that dudes girlfriend is a little lame.

SPchief 02-02-2007 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Dole
Nipples!

Dipshits.




Where?







And most of these people won't get that comment at all.

el borracho 02-02-2007 02:02 AM

Which "joey" was less entertaining- NBC's or ours?

acesn8s 02-02-2007 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPchief
According to her, you guys were getting ready to do the nasty.



Oh, I see, you're a minute man.

I won't start until my dinner is ready

luv 02-02-2007 02:04 AM

http://www.sloganmaker.net/images/minifhm.jpg

Buck 02-02-2007 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acesn8s
I won't start until my dinner is ready

Whats your first name ace?

luv 02-02-2007 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Dole
Nipples!

Dipshits.

Everyone's got 'em.

acesn8s 02-02-2007 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
Whats your first name ace?

Steve

Buck 02-02-2007 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acesn8s
Steve

That name is so made up.

acesn8s 02-02-2007 02:07 AM

This thread has lost it's burst

SPchief 02-02-2007 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acesn8s
I won't start until my dinner is ready



Odd.



I don't know about you, but I don't need food to get it up. May I suggest viagra? Never tried it, but Bob Dole seems to like it.

Buck 02-02-2007 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acesn8s
This thread has lost it's burst

Okay, Joey.

el borracho 02-02-2007 02:09 AM

Drea De Matteo- hot or not?

booger 02-02-2007 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv
Everyone's got 'em.

the proof is in the puddin

Buck 02-02-2007 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by el borracho
Drea De Matteo- hot or not?

pic

booger 02-02-2007 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPchief
Odd.



I don't know about you, but I don't need food to get it up. May I suggest viagra? Never tried it, but Bob Dole seems to like it.

know what the generic name for Viagra is?












Mycocksafloppin

el borracho 02-02-2007 02:10 AM

>snap< >snap<
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
pic

luv?

Buck 02-02-2007 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by booger
know what the generic name for Viagra is?



Mycocksafloppin

I heard these neat new Chiefs Jokes, anybody want to hear them?

el borracho 02-02-2007 02:12 AM

I don't know how to attach pics but...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
pic

...there are a bunch of pics here: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...&ct=image&cd=2

***may or may not be safe for work***

el borracho 02-02-2007 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
I heard these neat new Chiefs Jokes, anybody want to hear them?

yes.

booger 02-02-2007 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
I heard these neat new Chiefs Jokes, anybody want to hear them?

why not.


it's the offseason.

luv 02-02-2007 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
luv?

http://www.askmen.com/imagesvote/200..._de_matteo.JPG

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/matteo-random4.jpg

Buck 02-02-2007 02:14 AM

Okay here are the jokes...

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Kansas City Chiefs.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q: How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief!!

Q: Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and it appears we will never find out.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chief and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road).

luv 02-02-2007 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by el borracho
...there are a bunch of pics here: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...&ct=image&cd=2

***may or may not be safe for work***

Guess I wasn't fast enough for you? I was trying to find two. I liked the first one. I figured the rest of you would like the second.

SPchief 02-02-2007 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
Okay here are the jokes...

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Kansas City Chiefs.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q: How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief!!

Q: Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and it appears we will never find out.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chief and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road).



Ahem






REPOST

Buck 02-02-2007 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPchief
Ahem






REPOST

http://static.flickr.com/26/67509543_5266088004.jpg

No shit sherlock.

el borracho 02-02-2007 02:16 AM

I thought you said you heard a new joke.

Buck 02-02-2007 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by el borracho
I thought you said you heard a new joke.

Sarcasm, its a bitch.

luv 02-02-2007 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding

Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chief and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road).

:spock:

We usually play well at home.

el borracho 02-02-2007 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv
Guess I wasn't fast enough for you? I was trying to find two. I liked the first one. I figured the rest of you would like the second.

You figured we would like the red x?

Buck 02-02-2007 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by el borracho
You figured we would like the red x?

I already jacked it 3 times to that red x. :whackit:

luv 02-02-2007 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by el borracho
You figured we would like the red x?

The picture was there for awhile after I posted it. WTF?

el borracho 02-02-2007 02:18 AM

Irony, it's a cock-lovin' homo.

Sam Hall 02-02-2007 02:18 AM

can somebody summarize this thread for me :)

Buck 02-02-2007 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv
The picture was there for awhile after I posted it. WTF?

Well on my end its been a red x the entire time.

SPchief 02-02-2007 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Hall
can somebody summarize this thread for me :)


No

luv 02-02-2007 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv
The picture was there for awhile after I posted it. WTF?

Okay, checked again, and it's there.

Buck 02-02-2007 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Hall
can somebody summarize this thread for me :)

Okay, just read every article on www.wikipedia.org That should explain it.

Buck 02-02-2007 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv
Okay, checked again, and it's there.

still a red x

el borracho 02-02-2007 02:19 AM

Satire, it's a peg-leg Jesus.

el borracho 02-02-2007 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Hall
can somebody summarize this thread for me :)

Redrum's mother plays table tennis with a herring.


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