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luv 06-26-2009 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5864955)
Nah, luv was pretty much talking out her ass on that one.

All of my dates have featured great conversation and minimal attempts at throat tonguing.
Whatever dude. What did you and pizza girl talk about during dinner?

Fat Elvis 06-26-2009 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 5859911)
Remember to be cool good posture, all movements should be slow almost regal. Act like you are the Imperial Overlord and you will get treated like it.

Wear your Senator Palpatine costume; chicks dig guys who are really into Star Wars.

Hammock Parties 06-26-2009 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5865044)
Whatever dude. What did you and pizza girl talk about during dinner?
Random bullshit. Not sex.

Sure-Oz 06-26-2009 07:59 AM
i dont think he'd be that stupid to go for the HR by talking about it

Fat Elvis 06-26-2009 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5864751)
I make a lot more than most North Koreans.

PS - I have a feeling she doesn't want to seriously date me. Just a hunch. (Her facebook said engaged, she claimed it was a ruse to fool some guy friend).
Your mom gives you a $150/month allowance?

Korea, North $1,700 (2008 est.)

Hammock Parties 06-26-2009 08:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Fat Elvis (Post 5865096)
Your mom gives you a $150/month allowance?

Korea, North $1,700 (2008 est.)
Yeah...I'd be a rich man in North Korea. Kim Jong Il would probably have me shot.

Fat Elvis 06-26-2009 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5865098)
Yeah...I'd be a rich man in North Korea. Kim Jong Il would probably have me shot.
If you have a passport, I'll purchase the ticket.

DaKCMan AP 06-26-2009 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5864955)
Nah, luv was pretty much talking out her ass on that one.

All of my dates have featured great conversation and minimal attempts at throat tonguing.
You're probably not desirable.

Many aren't going to jump you....at least at first. However, they'll give various cues that can be very clear.

luv 06-26-2009 09:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5865091)
Random bullshit. Not sex.
Who did more talking?

Fat Elvis 06-26-2009 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5865230)
Who did more talking?
When an idiot thinks the world revolves around them, who do you think did the most talking...even if they say otherwise....

Hammock Parties 06-26-2009 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5865230)
Who did more talking?
It was about 50/50. Maybe 60/40 her. Because women do like to talk.

Hammock Parties 06-27-2009 10:02 AM
Boy, talk about fail.

Thursday night about 11:30 I'm sitting online and some random girl I've never talked to messages me out of the blue. She's like "What side of Houston are you on?" And I'm like "The north side," and she's in Humble, which is 20 minutes away, and she's like "Come out for a drink with me."

Pretty obvious what she was after. But of course, my car was blocked from the street. There was no way I was going.

Moral of the story: PARK ON THE ****ING STREET, VIRGIN!

Sure-Oz 06-27-2009 10:07 AM
What do you mean blocked? Move the other damn car

Hammock Parties 06-27-2009 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 5867152)
What do you mean blocked? Move the other damn car
Didn't even know where the keys were.

FAIL

JD10367 06-27-2009 10:14 AM
Cockblocked by a rusty Buick = epic fail


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