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Hammock Parties 06-25-2009 11:03 PM
So, tell me about Jewish American Princesses.

Because about the hottest one in the history of mankind asked me for my AIM tonight.

sportsman1 06-25-2009 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5864743)
So, tell me about Jewish American Princesses.

Because about the hottest one in the history of mankind asked me for my AIM tonight.
LMAO Aim well. If she wants it in the face oblige. If shes more conventional don't let the opportunity pass.

Phobia 06-25-2009 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5864743)
So, tell me about Jewish American Princesses.

Because about the hottest one in the history of mankind asked me for my AIM tonight.
No problem. I'll start. You stop me when you're disqualified, okay?

They like dudes:
1. Who have a stable and sizable income.

Hammock Parties 06-25-2009 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5864749)
No problem. I'll start. You stop me when you're disqualified, okay?

They like dudes:
1. Who have a stable and sizable income.
I make a lot more than most North Koreans.

PS - I have a feeling she doesn't want to seriously date me. Just a hunch. (Her facebook said engaged, she claimed it was a ruse to fool some guy friend).

Sure-Oz 06-25-2009 11:13 PM
Don't you have a date tomorrow, might wanna get your game ready for her

Hammock Parties 06-25-2009 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 5864757)
Don't you have a date tomorrow, might wanna get your game ready for her
No. Girls are flaky.

****ing girls. I'm beginning to hate them.

Sure-Oz 06-25-2009 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5864761)
No. Girls are flaky.

****ing girls. I'm beginning to hate them.
So she bailed?

Hammock Parties 06-25-2009 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 5864762)
So she bailed?
Didn't show up online to discuss place/time.

Going to bed. **** girls.

PS - at least she likes Star Trek.

Phobia 06-25-2009 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5864761)
No. Girls are flaky.

****ing girls. I'm beginning to hate them.
It's definitely not you. It's them.

luv 06-25-2009 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5864770)
It's definitely not you. It's them.
Of course it's not him. He obviously knows everything there is to know about women. And then there's all the things he's been told on here...

Phobia 06-25-2009 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5864775)
Of course it's not him. He obviously knows everything there is to know about women. And then there's all the things he's been told on here...
Well-adjusted men with healthy marriages can't know anything about women. I troll porn and singles sites all the time in hopes of finding a special tip which will enable me to more readily seduce my happy wife.

luv 06-25-2009 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5864781)
Well-adjusted men with healthy marriages can't know anything about women. I troll porn and singles sites all the time in hopes of finding a special tip which will enable me to more readily seduce my happy wife.
See? No wonder you're doing so well.

Skip Towne 06-26-2009 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5860453)
If you learn how to talk to women instead of just trying to get your tongue down their throat, you might find that they're the ones making the moves.
Post of the week

Hammock Parties 06-26-2009 06:41 AM
Nah, luv was pretty much talking out her ass on that one.

All of my dates have featured great conversation and minimal attempts at throat tonguing.

dirk digler 06-26-2009 07:32 AM
Clay what ever happened to that chick you made out with in the parking lot and followed her home until she changed her mind?


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