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RedRaider56 12-11-2024 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by FloridaMan88 (Post 17852595)
Burrow’s house robbed during the game last night and his, ummm… “employee” called the police.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">BREAKING: SI Model Olivia Ponton is the one who called the robbery at Joe Burrow‘s home to the police. <br><br>Ponton said when she got to Joe’s home, she noticed a shattered bedroom window and his room ransacked, per TMZ.<br><br>PONTON IS “EMPLOYED” BY BURROW, per the document. <br><br>WILD… <a href="https://t.co/V61DXp3qei">pic.twitter.com/V61DXp3qei</a></p>&mdash; MLFootball (@_MLFootball) <a href="https://twitter.com/_MLFootball/status/1866585823954506009?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 10, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Man, wish I could afford a house sitter that was an SI model...
Bet it was a promised ride in the new Batmobile that sealed the deal.

Rough life

Bengal Billy 12-11-2024 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by RedRaider56 (Post 17852825)
Man, wish I could afford a house sitter that was an SI model...
Bet it was a promised ride in the new Batmobile that sealed the deal.

Rough life

Yeah, rough life.

Man, she is..........

ThrobProng 12-11-2024 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by FloridaMan88 (Post 17852595)
Burrow’s house robbed during the game last night and his, ummm… “employee” called the police.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">BREAKING: SI Model Olivia Ponton is the one who called the robbery at Joe Burrow‘s home to the police. <br><br>Ponton said when she got to Joe’s home, she noticed a shattered bedroom window and his room ransacked, per TMZ.<br><br>PONTON IS “EMPLOYED” BY BURROW, per the document. <br><br>WILD… <a href="https://t.co/V61DXp3qei">pic.twitter.com/V61DXp3qei</a></p>&mdash; MLFootball (@_MLFootball) <a href="https://twitter.com/_MLFootball/status/1866585823954506009?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 10, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

bundle of sticks Hag

Bengal Billy 12-11-2024 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Danguardace (Post 17852784)
Unless there is some weird multi team tie breaker Bengals will be out almost certainly if Ravens, Chargers and Donks win 1 more game each, Caveat being Donkeys as they play them soon.

No chance catching Ravens and Chargers unless they each lose out. Not happening.

Only hope is the Donks going 1-3 (with Cincy beating them) and both Miami & Colts going 2-2 rest of the way with Cincy winning out.

Umm,
have you guys seen the Bengals defense? Strong chance their next 2 games they make Will Levis/Tony Pollard & Jameis Winston/Nick Chubb look like MVP level players. Bet the overs in those games.

Although, knowing the Bungles, it would not shock me one bit to see them win the next 3 games, have everything else in the AFC fall exactly how they need it as to where they have a "win and in" situation in week 18 vs the Squealers,, and then they face Justin Fields and all Pittsburgh backups and get their doors blown off falling on their faces.

Buehler445 12-11-2024 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FloridaMan88 (Post 17852595)
Burrow’s house robbed during the game last night and his, ummm… “employee” called the police.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">BREAKING: SI Model Olivia Ponton is the one who called the robbery at Joe Burrow‘s home to the police. <br><br>Ponton said when she got to Joe’s home, she noticed a shattered bedroom window and his room ransacked, per TMZ.<br><br>PONTON IS “EMPLOYED” BY BURROW, per the document. <br><br>WILD… <a href="https://t.co/V61DXp3qei">pic.twitter.com/V61DXp3qei</a></p>&mdash; MLFootball (@_MLFootball) <a href="https://twitter.com/_MLFootball/status/1866585823954506009?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 10, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Maybe he doesn't smoke a massive amount of pole?

Maybe he does and employed her for lessons?

Maybe she's his personal shopper and fashion consultant? If she hates him and robbed him and subsequently called it in, that would make the most sense about what he wears to games.

Interesting.

If he is hammering that out at night, he's doing pretty well for himself.

https://nypost.com/wp-content/upload...y=75&strip=all

htismaqe 12-11-2024 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 17852848)
Maybe he doesn't smoke a massive amount of pole?

Maybe he does and employed her for lessons?

Maybe she's his personal shopper and fashion consultant? If she hates him and robbed him and subsequently called it in, that would make the most sense about what he wears to games.

Interesting.

If he is hammering that out at night, he's doing pretty well for himself.

https://nypost.com/wp-content/upload...y=75&strip=all

You know damn well he thinks she's his sister.

RedRaider56 12-11-2024 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 17852850)
You know damn well he thinks she's his sister.

The look on the lady's face behind her is pretty funny...like, good lord, these women have no shame...but I'll look anyway

Red Dawg 12-11-2024 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ThrobProng (Post 17852840)
bundle of sticks Hag

Agreed. He could do better.

Red Dawg 12-11-2024 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 17852850)
You know damn well he thinks she's his sister.

No boob's. Probably coked out and ran through.

ThrobProng 12-11-2024 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Red Dawg (Post 17852875)
Agreed. He could do better.

From Urban Dictionary:

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bundle of sticks Hag

Women who cling to gay men. Often seen around groups of gay men, they use the insulating effect to enjoy a night on the town without being assaulted by straight men. Also one who clings to a gay guy and reports to be his "bff".

Bearcat 12-11-2024 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Bengal Billy (Post 17852845)
No chance catching Ravens and Chargers unless they each lose out. Not happening.

Only hope is the Donks going 1-3 (with Cincy beating them) and both Miami & Colts going 2-2 rest of the way with Cincy winning out.

I think that's basically what I did in the playoff machine last night... it wasn't THAT hard to get the Bengals in (but don't remember all the match ups). The Bengals don't technically even have to win out, but then would need the Dolphins and Colts to go 1-3 IIRC.

The Donks are the key since the Bengals can give them one of the losses, as you said.

Gary Cooper 12-11-2024 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 17852848)
Maybe he doesn't smoke a massive amount of pole?

Maybe he does and employed her for lessons?

Maybe she's his personal shopper and fashion consultant? If she hates him and robbed him and subsequently called it in, that would make the most sense about what he wears to games.

Interesting.

If he is hammering that out at night, he's doing pretty well for himself.

https://nypost.com/wp-content/upload...y=75&strip=all

With those hips, she can't bear him more than two children.

Take that girl to Burger King, Joe!

Hammock Parties 12-11-2024 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Red Dawg (Post 17852875)
Agreed. He could do better.

No man with Burrow's status and money is settling for tits that small.

Burrow is gay.

Pepe Silvia 12-11-2024 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Gary Cooper (Post 17853192)
With those hips, she can't bear him more than two children.

Take that girl to Burger King, Joe!

I think it's 6 and I love Kingpin.

Sassy Squatch 12-11-2024 09:40 PM

LMAO Burrow is going to lean on the Bengals to sign both Chase and Higgins to extensions.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Joe Burrow on if there would be disappointment if the team couldn’t sign Higgins. “I’d be very disappointed in that.”<br><br>Obviously the team has many needs. Burrow making clear his view there. <br><br>“Tee is a need.”</p>&mdash; Paul Dehner Jr. (@pauldehnerjr) <a href="https://twitter.com/pauldehnerjr/status/1866983784328859747?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 11, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>


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