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Hammock Parties 06-23-2009 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5858868)
I know we're great friends, Roger - well, at least as close as an old fat white guy and an old fat black guy can be, but I had no idea about the whole raping fat white dudes infatuation when I agreed to this friendship.
Don't flatter yourself. He's only interested in raping skinny white dudes.

luv 06-23-2009 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 5857783)
This

Claythan 1,169
luv 704
keg in kc 218
Mecca 199
DaKCMan AP 190
Sure-Oz 189
Donger 187
Phobia 167
Katipan 154
Skip Towne 147
Pestilence 147
sedated 121
Iowanian 113
Mr. Flopnuts 108
The Buddha 103
DeezNutz 99
You saying I'm pimping myself?

greg63 06-23-2009 08:58 PM
Hey luv, long time!

luv 06-23-2009 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by greg63 (Post 5859430)
Hey luv, long time!
Wow. Who are you again? :p

JOhn 06-23-2009 11:41 PM
Has he got laid yet?

Or is it still the "next date/girl/etc"?

Kyle DeLexus 06-24-2009 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 5859645)
Or is it still the "next date/girl/etc"?
Winner!

Hammock Parties 06-24-2009 05:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 5859645)
Has he got laid yet?

Or is it still the "next date/girl/etc"?
Friday, bro.

All she wants is lunch. And sex.

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Fire Me Boy! 06-24-2009 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5859749)
Friday, bro.

All she wants is lunch. And sex.

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Is this the 30-year-old?

Hammock Parties 06-24-2009 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 5859865)
Is this the 30-year-old?
No no no. I'm done with that bitch (she blew me off on IM twice). This one is 24.

wutamess 06-24-2009 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5859870)
No no no. I'm done with that bitch (she blew me off on IM twice). This one is 24.
Which one was the 30 yo and the 24 yo?
Which one had you on a ild goose chase the other night? And did you ever get text her or whatever?

Hammock Parties 06-24-2009 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 5859896)
Which one was the 30 yo and the 24 yo?
Which one had you on a ild goose chase the other night? And did you ever get text her or whatever?
30yo was last weekend. She blew me off. Fine, **** her AND her kids.

I haven't even met this new girl yet.

burt 06-24-2009 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5859904)
I haven't even met this new girl yet.
That's why you believe you have a chance!

wutamess 06-24-2009 08:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5859904)
30yo was last weekend. She blew me off. Fine, **** her AND her kids.

I haven't even met this new girl yet.
So is that the beltway sniper that said she didn't want to fugg?
How do you know this chick wants the sexes?
Is this the HOT Chick you've been referring to?

Dave Lane 06-24-2009 08:22 AM
Remember to be cool good posture, all movements should be slow almost regal. Act like you are the Imperial Overlord and you will get treated like it.

Hammock Parties 06-24-2009 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 5859908)
So is that the beltway sniper that said she didn't want to fugg?
Yes.

Quote:
How do you know this chick wants the sexes?
She said so.

Quote:
Is this the HOT Chick you've been referring to?
Yes.


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