Btw, to clarify (and I can't believe I'm admitting this to you assholes), we are Nursing STUDENTS. I'm actually delivering pizzas right now for the Hut of Pizzas. LMAO. Hey, it's either that, being a CNA or being a bartender...and I make more money delivering than I would as a CNA and I hate conversing with drunk people when I'm sober...since I have to be sober a lot now due to nursing school being a bitch. So yeah, I cruise around listenin to tunes and get paid for it right now? Eeeeeeeeatt shhhhittttt. LMAO Ugh.

nah I'll take my chances

so what is she now? A single bar slut?

While that's true, it doesn't account for all things.

common misconception: I never delivered pizzas

THAT BEING SAID...if you're getting the right shifts and working enough hours...you can make $$ doing it. No shame in that.

I don't know why you don't bartend, though...you don't have to talk to those morons...and you can make some serious coin. Shit, you could do both. Bartend 2 nights a week...

I don't know where I'd be in life if it wasn't for waitressing/bartending (yes, waitressing). Those were the best jobs I ever had. I miss the restaurant industry so badly.

besides...delivering pizzas has to be the greatest job ever...you get to jam to Avril in your car and your only work is knocking on a door and collecting a payment

the delivery guys I worked with at my pizza joint would make up to $300 on busy nights

Last I heard she was in a serious relationship with some dude that left for basic training recently, and right after he left already had another dude staying the night while my kids were there. They're so confused. :shake: Im sure my kids would love you though!

I've never struggled with the ladies. May have something to do with penis size because I know for a fact I have 99% beat on that.

On all honesty, we have an awesome last name in our area due to us all being bad ass wrestlers. She was a wrestling cheerleader for a rival school...loves wrestlers. Loves me. Plus she thinks I'm funny.

that doesn't make any sense

maybe if you worded it:

I've never struggled with ladies after I landed said lady.

Unless you're walking up to said ladies and are like, "hey yo my dick is 99% bigger than everyone else's!"

and I can hardly imagine that working

oh and you have ringworm you bundle of sticks

I wish everyone was aware of that so I didn't have to be so embarrassed all the time.

oh and I didn't read the part about 'name recognition'...that makes more sense

I used to get laid because I banged a hot girl in high school who was crazy.

They'd be like..."hey, didn't you date Amy?"

and then I'd be like..."Kobe!"

I understand bro.

I hated family events on my dad's side because they'd all be like, "yo what are you up to..."

and I'd be like, "Oh, I'm a waitress."

which is pretty much why I got out of the industry...you know, even though I was making plenty of ****ing money

Right on. Looks like you got a good one.

Haha, true to all except "had" ringworm....not have.

To the stoners of the world, you're a hero.

Stop trying to make me feel better. :(