Or, just call and say you won't be in tonight. Apologize, don't go into detail, and tell them they'll see you on your next scheduled day.

That, or just say your pet Capuchin Monkey has a scathing case of syphilis, and you're afraid that if you don't seek help for the little horny bastard that he might die tonight.

Tell them you were showering with your girlfriend and she accidentally stepped on your pecker when you forgot to throw it over your shoulder ROFL

Or flying monkeys

LMAO

Great responses.

Erection that lasted more than 4 hours

What about a week bye and then some...

I wish Miami wold **** off with all this pansy locker room feeling hurt bullshit

There is no more escape

The media is forcing it upon us

It has eclipsed Peyton manning... I never thought that was possible :facepalm:

Tim tebow
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College football analyst and miracle worker

I just went back and read through a lot of Big Nasty KC Nut's threads he has created over the years. Now I feel like a douche.

Normally I would be at work at this time... But took the day off.

Midget wrasslin

I have a room full of them.

Any dwarfs?