ChiefsPlanet - The list of 85 by Roastmaster Saul Good. And hey, it's actually saul good.

did I just read that Rico has an OUTLINE done on a Hootie roast?

an outline?

Dude...you realize that once I finally pick a name for this list thing I just start typing nonsense for 5-10 minutes and then I copy and paste and post.

You may want to leave my roast to me. It will be the funniest one out of these 101 (or however many I end up doing). I am just going to lay into myself to the point where I'll probably never live down half of the ammunition I give everyone.

Haha, yes you read that Rico has an outline done. Some potential Hootie cracks crossed my mind and I didn't want to forget them in case I actually was able to get something going in terms of a Hootie roast. And I'm sure you've got a good one in the works about yourself...but I promise mine is good too. Haha, promise dude. Grand-daddy of promises.

rico	06-08-2013 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9738213)

Pics of that slut?

I don't think you want to see a pic of this couple. Their literally a few hundred pounds apiece. No joke.

Hootie

06-08-2013 06:32 PM

He was talking about your wife LMAO

rico	06-08-2013 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9738213)

Pics of that slut?

Oh wait, you meant my wife. Yeah I have pics. She is literally model-hot. Not braggin.' Just truthin,' brotha.

Hammock Parties

06-08-2013 06:34 PM

let's see dem cheeks

DaFace

06-08-2013 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9738233)

Oh wait, you meant my wife. Yeah I have pics. She is literally model-hot. Not braggin.' Just truthin,' brotha.

Don't believe it. Proof must be supplied.

Hootie

06-08-2013 06:36 PM

I don't want to see her face...just a close up of her butthole

you can tell a lot about a girl by the way she maintains her butthole

Hootie

06-08-2013 06:37 PM

the one and only lapdance I ever bought at a strip club

I was 18

her name was Chloe

I just stared into her butthole the entire time...perfectly bleached...just a thing of pure beauty

I saw my reflection staring deep into that hole

MTG#10

06-08-2013 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9738177)

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I like you Clay, but goddamn you just cant handle when someone else is getting attention can you? Hootie is the planet sweetheart right now, LET HIM HAVE HIS TIME!

Hammock Parties

06-08-2013 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 9738241)

I like you Clay, but goddamn you just cant handle when someone else is getting attention can you? Hootie is the planet sweetheart right now, LET HIM HAVE HIS TIME!

it has nothing to do with that MAN YOU GOTTA READ MY STORIES