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SAUTO 05-29-2013 08:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717742)
I think I've posted like 9 .gifs in my career here...all Chiefs related...which I made myself. One of them being the FAMOUS: Bernard Pollard iiiiiiis, KNEECRUSHER thread.

Which was the same thread the infamous first infraction gate occurred...and where Amnorix had a crybaby fit about his QB suffering a serious injury and how it wasn't funny!!!
LMAO.

Daface even got bent at me over making fun of Brady. Lol
Posted via Mobile Device

Mr_Tomahawk 05-29-2013 08:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717742)
I think I've posted like 9 .gifs in my career here...all Chiefs related...which I made myself. One of them being the FAMOUS: Bernard Pollard iiiiiiis, KNEECRUSHER thread.

Which was the same thread the infamous first infraction gate occurred...and where Amnorix had a crybaby fit about his QB suffering a serious injury and how it wasn't funny!!!
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv...hyoao1_500.jpg

RealSNR 05-29-2013 08:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717707)
93. Sorter
Join Date: 9/12/11
Total Posts: 9,747

I know Sorter is everyone's favorite ****ing gay (I meant to type guy, but when I reread for accuracy figured gay fit just as well) for some reason, but I just can't agree. My #1 pet peeve on message boards, and I've been a message board/chatroom participant since I was 15 years old, was when I used to hang around the social networking boards with all of the slutty 17 year olds who would send pictures of themselves shoving hairbrushes up their twats and it was awesome, is people who have no rebuttal so they post in god damn .gifs and .jpgs. I hate it. I realize every once in a while it's funny...or there is that perfect .gif...but more often than not, it turns into an entire posting style. Dude has nearly 10,000 posts and half of them are ****ing .gifs of 'boxxxy' or whatever the **** that is. It's creepy. It makes me picture him as being a 24 year old fatter version of Mecca with worse hair. He sits and faps it in his mom's basement to boxxxy and then everyone is all like 'omg he's so cool look at those shiny .gifs' and I'm like "gay"...and I have the best taste on this site so clearly you're all morons. He has 3 pages of friends on this site and he's been a member for less than 2 years. He's in 3 social groups as well. These things all make me think he is just a total ****ing [DaneMcCloud hobby] in real life. I can't get past the .gifs...I just can't. Tried adding Frazod to his facebook friends list...and while Frazod wanted to accept, his fingers are too ****ing fat to hit the accept button on his facebook phone app.

Pros: Obviously a big Chiefs fan. That's good. Likes the draft. Uses environmental friendly tissue paper to 'clean up'.

Cons: See description. Stop it. Posts should be CONTENT, not ****ing .gifs of some hot canadian slut. It creeps me out. You have to try to creep me out. Jerks off more than me which is hard to do. Like Frazod, can't see his penis while standing up (or sitting down). Speaking of sitting down, he sits when he pees. Which is ok. I get it, it's comfortable...but only skinny people should do that.

Outlook: Don't post 1 .gif for a month and see if I end up noticing who you are. Right now, the only reason I have any idea who you are is because I see that same ****ing girl .gif in every ****ing thread and I hate it. I want you to go a month without posting any .gifs or .jpgs and then I'll let you know via negative rep whether or not I think you're a good poster. I'm thinking it's going to be a no, because you seem like a pillowbiter.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo...xr17o1_400.gif

SAUTO 05-29-2013 08:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717761)
if you guys think I didn't realize this was going to start a barrage of dumbass .gifs and .jpgs from some of the worst posters on this board you guys are insane and give me no credit

I realize 90% of you are horrible at posting content posts...which is why there are so many ****ing god damn .gifs and .jpg posts these days

it's awful
while sorter posts a lot of gifs she also has an outstanding understanding of the game.

You've got her all wrong
Posted via Mobile Device

Hootie 05-29-2013 08:10 PM
I'll never feel bad for multi-millionaire Tom Brady for tearing his ****ing knee in a god damn game...

my ****ing Christ I was THIS close to shredding my knee in a flag football game in my friends laughed their asses off at me

it's not like he was shot in the face while dropping back for a pass

maybe if that happened I wouldn't point and laugh (can't make any promises though)

Simply Red 05-29-2013 08:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717643)
I was just to sit down and do one and I've been summoned to the bar. Let me see if I can pound one out real quick.
LMAO

Hootie 05-29-2013 08:11 PM
I'll further reiterate before I leave

anyone who posts in .gifs and .jpgs is a ****ing idiot/terrible poster

vailpass 05-29-2013 08:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717643)
I was just to sit down and do one and I've been summoned to the bar. Let me see if I can pound one out real quick.
That's a good idea in case you hook up with a girl at the bar.

Mr_Tomahawk 05-29-2013 08:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717761)
if you guys think I didn't realize this was going to start a barrage of dumbass .gifs and .jpgs from some of the worst posters on this board you guys are insane and give me no credit

I realize 90% of you are horrible at posting content posts...which is why there are so many ****ing god damn .gifs and .jpg posts these days

it's awful
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6...s7kio1_500.gif

Hootie 05-29-2013 08:12 PM
well BASEketball .gifs are ok

ShortRoundChief 05-29-2013 08:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717761)
if you guys think I didn't realize this was going to start a barrage of dumbass .gifs and .jpgs from some of the worst posters on this board you guys are insane and give me no credit

I realize 90% of you are horrible at posting content posts...which is why there are so many ****ing god damn .gifs and .jpg posts these days

it's awful

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instanc...x/21596829.jpg

Mr_Tomahawk 05-29-2013 08:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717786)
I'll further reiterate before I leave

anyone who posts in .gifs and .jpgs is a ****ing idiot/terrible poster
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz...ayedo1_250.gif

Hootie 05-29-2013 08:13 PM
I still think you're a bundle of sticks Mr_Tomahawk

even though BASEketball is one of the most underrated movies of the last 15 years

Saul Good 05-29-2013 08:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717801)
I still think you're a pillowbiter Mr_Tomahawk

even though BASEketball is one of the most underrated movies of the last 15 years
Orgazmo is better...and six days to air might be the best documentary I've ever seen.

Mr_Tomahawk 05-29-2013 08:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717801)
I still think you're a pillowbiter Mr_Tomahawk

even though BASEketball is one of the most underrated movies of the last 15 years

Hootie 05-29-2013 08:16 PM
Orgazmo, while funny, isn't even in the SAME LEAGUE as BASEketball.

Hammock Parties 05-29-2013 08:17 PM
Outstanding, Hootie team. Get you a case of beer for that one.

Loved this:

[DaneMcCloud hobby]

Hootie 05-29-2013 08:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9717818)
Outstanding, Hootie team. Get you a case of beer for that one.

Loved this:

[DaneMcCloud hobby]
some of my best quips come on proofreads

originally it was child molester but I figured [DaneMcCloud hobby] would be way more funny

ShortRoundChief 05-29-2013 08:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717824)
some of my best quips come on proofreads

originally it was child molester but I figured [DaneMcCloud hobby] would be way more funny
Irony: Date rapist thinking he's better than a child molester.

(and I'm totally not calling Dane a child molester)

Hootie 05-29-2013 08:23 PM
dude I've DR'd a 15 year old

Saul Good 05-29-2013 08:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717815)
Orgazmo, while funny, isn't even in the SAME LEAGUE as BASEketball.
No way.

"Jesus and I love you"
Stunt cock
You forgot to slap your ass
I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing...
"I am Sancho"

Hootie 05-29-2013 08:23 PM
I'M THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS

HOOTIE MCCLOUD

Hammock Parties 05-29-2013 08:23 PM
It's funny because I can imagine DaneMcCloud having a lot of LOL hobbies.

Like I bet he's one of those boring socal ****s that just LOOOOOVES cruising up the highway in his porsche and having THE TIME OF HIS LIFE at wine tasting events.

And feels so awesome about it.

ShortRoundChief 05-29-2013 08:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717845)
dude I've DR'd a 15 year old
dUEL THREAT.

Hootie 05-29-2013 08:24 PM
the one liners in BASEketball are just classic

I can quote the entire movie. It's so underrated...either that, or it just fits my exact humor type.

Orgazmo is great. We quote that too...

I just have never seen a movie as many times as I've seen BASEketball. It's truly hilarious.

Saul Good 05-29-2013 08:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717855)
the one liners in BASEketball are just classic

I can quote the entire movie. It's so underrated...either that, or it just fits my exact humor type.

Orgazmo is great. We quote that too...

I just have never seen a movie as many times as I've seen BASEketball. It's truly hilarious.
Tell me you've seen Six Days to Air.

LoneWolf 05-29-2013 08:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717855)
the one liners in BASEketball are just classic

I can quote the entire movie. It's so underrated...either that, or it just fits my exact humor type.

Orgazmo is great. We quote that too...

I just have never seen a movie as many times as I've seen BASEketball. It's truly hilarious.
Wouldn't quoting movies be classified as unoriginal?

Hootie 05-29-2013 08:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9717861)
Tell me you've seen Six Days to Air.
I haven't.

TribalElder 05-29-2013 08:27 PM
It says here on your chart your ****ed up, you talk like a bundle of sticks and your shits all reeruned. What I do is like.....

you should watch idiocracy
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qkPGlVqqEP0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Hootie 05-29-2013 08:28 PM
you know what...I've actually seen about 5 minutes of it now that I IMDB'd it

perhaps I'll have to check it out

crazycoffey 05-29-2013 08:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717801)
I still think you're a pillowbiter Mr_Tomahawk

even though BASEketball is one of the most underrated movies of the last 15 years
The world must be ending soon, because I agree

Saul Good 05-29-2013 08:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717872)
I haven't.
http://vimeo.com/49564370

Saul Good 05-29-2013 08:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717875)
you know what...I've actually seen about 5 minutes of it now that I IMDB'd it

perhaps I'll have to check it out
The scene where they're in the studio recording the voices for the human centipad episode had me crying. Those guys are ****ing geniuses. They literally don't even work on ideas for the next show until after the previous one airs. They literally make every episode in six days.

Hootie 05-29-2013 08:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 9717870)
Wouldn't quoting movies be classified as unoriginal?
Nah. Quoting movies means you have taste.

Any time I meet a Brittany I immediately, in a very deep voice, say..."Hi Brittany."

No one gets it.

...unless you've seen BASEketball 500 times

I was passed out drunk basically at the bar a few weeks ago around my birthday...

we were at our regular bar

and it's like 230 AM...and a taxi is just laying on the horn outside...and all of our friends are at our table...and I'm like zombie'd out...

and Darren (big BASEketball fan)...was like, "hey, did anyone order a taxi?!" and even being as BLACKED OUT AS I WAS...

I said...in my perfect Matt Stone voice...slurred of course if you remember the movie...

"yeahhhhh i ordered a taxi"

(I didn't)

he said it was hilarious because it was RIGHT FROM BASEKETBALL, he set it up perfectly, and I delivered...and I remembered zero of that happening because I was ****ed up

again, if you didn't see the movie...none of it would be funny

to us?

Hysterical.

RealSNR 05-29-2013 08:31 PM
There's no ****ing way whichever name you post next is a better poster than Sorter.

The man's a gentleman and a scholar. Knows more about football than I could hope to ever learn. Never gets pissy about shit. Pretty sure he speaks like three different languages. He's like what Frankie could actually be with his 178 IQ if Frankie weren't an old tweaky unfunny douche.

He posts gifs though. Oh, good point.

You get a straight up F for this pick, Hootie.

Saul Good 05-29-2013 08:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 9717874)
It says here on your chart your ****ed up, you talk like a pillowbiter and your shits all reeruned. What I do is like.....

you should watch idiocracy
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qkPGlVqqEP0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
This movie had a ton of potential, but they got too slapsticky with it. Great concept...poor execution. It had its moments, though.

Hootie 05-29-2013 08:32 PM
SNR you have an unhealthy hard on for this Sorter guy. Relax. I'm sure he hasn't ****ed in years so if you really want to ****ing pound him just ****ing ask. Where a boxxy shirt and talk in limericks. You'll be fine.

RealSNR 05-29-2013 08:34 PM
Idiocracy could be good if it didn't have Luke Wilson in it. The guy's ****ing terrible.

KcMizzou 05-29-2013 08:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9717893)
This movie had a ton of potential, but they got too slapsticky with it. Great concept...poor execution. It had its moments, though.
The first half was great. Then, it just kinda fell apart.

Hootie 05-29-2013 08:35 PM
I meant to say wear by the way

RealSNR 05-29-2013 08:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717898)
SNR you have an unhealthy hard on for this Sorter guy. Relax. I'm sure he hasn't ****ed in years so if you really want to ****ing pound him just ****ing ask. Where a boxxy shirt and talk in limericks. You'll be fine.
Just doing my job, man. Mel Kiper doesn't give all As and neither do I.

Hootie 05-29-2013 08:36 PM
BLACKHAWKS SCORE BUT UNDER REVIEW

Hootie 05-29-2013 08:36 PM
oh they are going to get ****ED

Hootie 05-29-2013 08:37 PM
that is just an awful ****ing call

LoneWolf 05-29-2013 08:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717888)
Nah. Quoting movies means you have taste.

Any time I meet a Brittany I immediately, in a very deep voice, say..."Hi Brittany."

No one gets it.

...unless you've seen BASEketball 500 times

I was passed out drunk basically at the bar a few weeks ago around my birthday...

we were at our regular bar

and it's like 230 AM...and a taxi is just laying on the horn outside...and all of our friends are at our table...and I'm like zombie'd out...

and Darren (big BASEketball fan)...was like, "hey, did anyone order a taxi?!" and even being as BLACKED OUT AS I WAS...

I said...in my perfect Matt Stone voice...slurred of course if you remember the movie...

"yeahhhhh i ordered a taxi"

(I didn't)

he said it was hilarious because it was RIGHT FROM BASEKETBALL, he set it up perfectly, and I delivered...and I remembered zero of that happening because I was ****ed up

again, if you didn't see the movie...none of it would be funny

to us?

Hysterical.
Oh, I see. Quoting movies while being shit faced in a bar shows that you have taste, but posting .gifs on a message board is stupid and gay. Gotcha.

Hold on while I write that down in my book of shit to teach my son when he gets older.

Hootie 05-29-2013 08:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 9717921)
Oh, I see. Quoting movies while being shit faced in a bar shows that you have taste, but posting .gifs on a message board is stupid and gay. Gotcha.

Hold on while I write that down in my book of shit to teach my son when he gets older.
here write this down too

compared to me

you're a ****ing bundle of sticks

Me = Cool
You = ****ing bundle of sticks

make sure to write that in cursive so it's final

LoneWolf 05-29-2013 08:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717923)
here write this down too

compared to me

you're a ****ing pillowbitergot

Me = Cool
You = ****ing pillowbiter

make sure to write that in cursive so it's final
I've found a few things in this thread funny, but your overinflated opinion of yourself has grown tired and sad. You calling me a pillowbiter means nada to me, but keep on doing what you do. It seems to be getting you far in life.

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-29-2013 08:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9716274)
Bullshit.
I cheered for the little midget mother****er at MU, but there is no way in **** Chase Daniel is a legitimate, efective, NFL starter. Let's take the black and gold glasses off, please.

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-29-2013 08:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9716304)
No, although I do think Jim Carrey is enough of a piece of shit to play Pootie.
I agree: that over-hyped sack of mule shit would make a fine Herptie should someone in Hollywood hit the wall creatively, and decide to make the dumbest movie in the history of movies.

ShortRoundChief 05-29-2013 08:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717923)
here write this down too

compared to me

you're a ****ing pillowbitergot

Me = Cool
You = ****ing pillowbiter

make sure to write that in cursive so it's final
If I were in the same discussion as your level of cool I would drink an antifreeze martini

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-29-2013 08:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9716465)
You think I emulate my style after some one? You think I say things or do things trying to copy someone?

Calling someone "unoriginal", especially someone who clearly isn't is just a way of saying, "gee this guy is entertaining but he rubs me the wrong way" (whether it's because you're jealous or because you think I'm a despicable human being I'm not sure)

But ask people that know me whether or not they think I'm unoriginal. Just the other day I was telling a group of strangers at the bar that I was conceived via the "dip and scrape" method...

I'm not going to explain what a "dip and scrape" is because I'm so unoriginal so clearly you can find the definition elsewhere.

As for the Tucker Max thing...I never heard of the guy until I was 19 or 20 and some online girl (before Facebook there used to be great social networking sites to attention whore that were teenage/young adult themed like CP) linked me and was like, "you remind me of him."

So if you want to call me unoriginal because some other dude is a ****ing weirdo like me when he drinks...whatever. However, are styles aren't even close to the same.
Follow your own wisdom now, ****bag.

Hammock Parties 05-29-2013 08:50 PM
Literally no one here gives a **** about the Blackhawks, Hootie.

There's more interest in blackcocks.

Phobia 05-29-2013 08:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9717978)
Literally no one here gives a **** about the Blackhawks, Hootie.

There's more interest in blackcocks.
I actually care. I have an awesome Blackhawks hat. Makes me an automatic lifelong fan. I couldn't tell you a single thing about the team, but I do care because I dropped $6 on that hat at Marshalls and it's one of my favorite dome covers.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 05-29-2013 08:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717824)
some of my best quips come on proofreads

originally it was child molester but I figured [DaneMcCloud hobby] would be way more funny
He even moved to Brazil to take advantage of the child prostitution

Saul Good 05-29-2013 09:04 PM
By the way, if anyone has a link to Orgazmo online, that would be rad.

-King- 05-29-2013 09:14 PM
So...the list is dead?

Saul Good 05-29-2013 09:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9718154)
So...the list is dead?
He just wrote one.

Phobia 05-29-2013 09:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9718154)
So...the list is dead?
List?

KC native 05-29-2013 09:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717815)
Orgazmo, while funny, isn't even in the SAME LEAGUE as BASEketball.
Get ****ed. Orgazmo is way better than BASEketball (and I love both of them).

KC native 05-29-2013 09:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9717891)
There's no ****ing way whichever name you post next is a better poster than Sorter.

The man's a gentleman and a scholar. Knows more about football than I could hope to ever learn. Never gets pissy about shit. Pretty sure he speaks like three different languages. He's like what Frankie could actually be with his 178 IQ if Frankie weren't an old tweaky unfunny douche.

He posts gifs though. Oh, good point.

You get a straight up F for this pick, Hootie.
This. Sorter knows a **** load about the game. Hootie's reviews are getting worse.

lcarus 05-29-2013 09:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9718171)
Get ****ed. Orgazmo is way better than BASEketball (and I love both of them).
I think BASEketball is overall a stronger movie, but Orgazmo has a couple of my favorite parts out of both movies. T-Rex never gets old.

KC native 05-29-2013 09:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9717846)
No way.

"Jesus and I love you"
Stunt cock
You forgot to slap your ass
I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing...
"I am Sancho"
and during the DVDA scene

"Hey dude, that's my asshole" ROFL

Frazod 05-29-2013 09:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717707)
93. Sorter
Join Date: 9/12/11
Total Posts: 9,747

I know Sorter is everyone's favorite ****ing gay (I meant to type guy, but when I reread for accuracy figured gay fit just as well) for some reason, but I just can't agree. My #1 pet peeve on message boards, and I've been a message board/chatroom participant since I was 15 years old, was when I used to hang around the social networking boards with all of the slutty 17 year olds who would send pictures of themselves shoving hairbrushes up their twats and it was awesome, is people who have no rebuttal so they post in god damn .gifs and .jpgs. I hate it. I realize every once in a while it's funny...or there is that perfect .gif...but more often than not, it turns into an entire posting style. Dude has nearly 10,000 posts and half of them are ****ing .gifs of 'boxxxy' or whatever the **** that is. It's creepy. It makes me picture him as being a 24 year old fatter version of Mecca with worse hair. He sits and faps it in his mom's basement to boxxxy and then everyone is all like 'omg he's so cool look at those shiny .gifs' and I'm like "gay"...and I have the best taste on this site so clearly you're all morons. He has 3 pages of friends on this site and he's been a member for less than 2 years. He's in 3 social groups as well. These things all make me think he is just a total ****ing [DaneMcCloud hobby] in real life. I can't get past the .gifs...I just can't. Tried adding Frazod to his facebook friends list...and while Frazod wanted to accept, his fingers are too ****ing fat to hit the accept button on his facebook phone app.

Pros: Obviously a big Chiefs fan. That's good. Likes the draft. Uses environmental friendly tissue paper to 'clean up'.

Cons: See description. Stop it. Posts should be CONTENT, not ****ing .gifs of some hot canadian slut. It creeps me out. You have to try to creep me out. Jerks off more than me which is hard to do. Like Frazod, can't see his penis while standing up (or sitting down). Speaking of sitting down, he sits when he pees. Which is ok. I get it, it's comfortable...but only skinny people should do that.

Outlook: Don't post 1 .gif for a month and see if I end up noticing who you are. Right now, the only reason I have any idea who you are is because I see that same ****ing girl .gif in every ****ing thread and I hate it. I want you to go a month without posting any .gifs or .jpgs and then I'll let you know via negative rep whether or not I think you're a good poster. I'm thinking it's going to be a no, because you seem like a pillowbiter.
Sigh....

Still trying too hard. Much like all the rest of the good advice he's received in his life, Pootie continues to ignore the whole "quality over quantity" thing and churn out more mindless drivel. But OTOH he hasn't put this much energy into anything since the last time he had to outrun a crippled midget who wanted to beat his ass when his posse wasn't around. That dude was faster than he looked!

As for the gifs, a picture is worth a 1,000 words, Pootie. Most of the pictures Sorter posts are worth 10,000 of yours.

Failing as usual. I give it.....

10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!

rico 05-29-2013 09:35 PM
http://s.mcstatic.com/thumb/5874437/...psyche.jpg?v=1

Hey Hootie!!!! I heard your mom's going out with....


http://files.gamebanana.com/img/ico/sprays/test2.gif

SORTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lcarus 05-29-2013 09:41 PM
Boxxy has put on a bit of weight recently? She's still cute and all, but she needs to get movin.

So anywho...what are you all doin? I'm sitting here baked with a bag of mini muffins debating whether to play Red Dead Redemption or hook up the ol SNES and kick some ass in Turtles in Time. As you can tell, my life is precisely where I want it to be.....:(

DaFace 05-29-2013 09:43 PM
So...is Sorter a he or a she? I must've missed something.

Phobia 05-29-2013 09:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 9718228)
So...is Sorter a he or a she? I must've missed something.
Somebody should get that sorted out. I nominate Ultra Peanut.

lcarus 05-29-2013 09:50 PM
Sorter is either a dude or a lesbian. Because long ago I said "Man Boxxy is really hot. I'd love to hit that." or something of that nature, and Sorter replied "Me too".

rico 05-29-2013 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9718224)
Boxxy has put on a bit of weight recently? She's still cute and all, but she needs to get movin.

So anywho...what are you all doin? I'm sitting here baked with a bag of mini muffins debating whether to play Red Dead Redemption or hook up the ol SNES and kick some ass in Turtles in Time. As you can tell, my life is precisely where I want it to be.....:(
I just ate a bunch of ravioli. I'm just sprawled out on the couch like some junked out slug, watching "Cold Blood" with my hot wife and totally procrastinating the dreadful trip off the couch and to the kitchen to put my ravioli plate in the sink.

Dinny Bossa Nova 05-29-2013 09:51 PM
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So...is Sorter a he or a she? I must've missed something.
Sorter seems somewhat mysterious.

digger 05-29-2013 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9717846)
No way.

"Jesus and I love you"
Stunt cock
You forgot to slap your ass
I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing...
"I am Sancho"
"They should've done DVDA."

rico 05-29-2013 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 9718228)
So...is Sorter a he or a she? I must've missed something.
Pretty sure he's a dude...who wrestled and has pretty decent college/national high school wrestling knowledge. Pretty sure he once said he went on a trip to the D1 school my bro wrestled at and visited and/or stayed with a couple of the dudes on my bro's team who also happened to be in my bro's graduating class. I think he once mentioned something about meeting another Iowan D1 wrestler in my brother's graduating class (who my brother had battles with for years) at the University of Minnesota.

With that said, my guess is that Sorter is a dude, 27-30 years old, who was at the least, a fairly decent wrestler....or he is a chick who loves to travel to visit and have sex with D1 wrestlers. I wonder if my brother has had sex with Sorter....?

DaneMcCloud 05-29-2013 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 9718228)
So...is Sorter a he or a she? I must've missed something.
Sorter is most definitely a dude.

The whole "Boxxy" meme confused a shit ton of people and still does to this day.

-King- 05-29-2013 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9718099)
By the way, if anyone has a link to Orgazmo online, that would be rad.
http://www.sockshare.com/file/38B804717EC1A992

DJ's left nut 05-29-2013 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9717891)
There's no ****ing way whichever name you post next is a better poster than Sorter.

The man's a gentleman and a scholar. Knows more about football than I could hope to ever learn. Never gets pissy about shit. Pretty sure he speaks like three different languages. He's like what Frankie could actually be with his 178 IQ if Frankie weren't an old tweaky unfunny douche.

He posts gifs though. Oh, good point.

You get a straight up F for this pick, Hootie.
I think now is the time for your 'Kiper/Jets' moment.

"It's obvious to me that Hootie just doesn't understand what good posters are about..."

I don't get it. Even if you don't like the .gifs; Sorter really knows his football and will discuss it evenhandedly with anyone. Not sure what there is not to like about that.

DaFace 05-29-2013 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by DoucheMcCloud (Post 9718244)
Sorter is most definitely a dude.

The whole "Boxxy" meme confused a shit ton of people and still does to this day.
Don't even know what that means. To the internets!

-King- 05-29-2013 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 9718255)
Don't even know what that means. To the internets!
Boxxy = The girl in the gifs Sorter posts.

DaFace 05-29-2013 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9718259)
Boxxy = The girl in the gifs Sorter posts.
Gotcha. I feel enlightened.

ChiefsCountry 05-29-2013 10:16 PM
Another posting whoring move by Hootie. Thread lacked some burst, and picked a good poster to roast. Got more people's panties in a wad.

RealSNR 05-29-2013 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9718224)
Boxxy has put on a bit of weight recently? She's still cute and all, but she needs to get movin.

So anywho...what are you all doin? I'm sitting here baked with a bag of mini muffins debating whether to play Red Dead Redemption or hook up the ol SNES and kick some ass in Turtles in Time. As you can tell, my life is precisely where I want it to be.....:(
My wife has the day off tomorrow, so we're going to go to Lowe's in the morning and buy all these special projects for me to do around the house in the next week.

Could be worse, man...


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