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LoneWolf 10-24-2013 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10119862)

I'll bet that guy said "**** the Eagles" right after this picture was taken.

Dayze 10-24-2013 05:43 PM

he's working some revers mojo

Aries Walker 10-24-2013 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 10119877)
That is either a well prepared band wagon fan or a homeless drunk living out of the donated clothes bin at the local church.

No reason he can't be both.

Saul Good 10-24-2013 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 10119883)
Kinda looks like George Walker Bush

That was my first thought as well.

Psyko Tek 10-24-2013 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD (Post 10117981)

K whose got the Pics?

link me

Chest Rockwell 10-25-2013 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psyko Tek (Post 10121205)
K whose got the Pics?

link me

All that's out right now are heavily edited (and their usefulness is questionable anyway), I'm sure the rest will, uh, come?

NSFW for all you Corkys that need that disclaimer.

http://www.ryot.org/university-iowa-...tudents/438593

CrazyPhuD 10-25-2013 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psyko Tek (Post 10121205)
K whose got the Pics?

link me

OK I was curious......

http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/...f-study-guide/

Now less so.....

Quote:

Anyway I don’t think I’ve ever been more disappointed in my life than when I saw all these tweets about “nude video of herself” and “her homemade porn” then got the pictures in the tips and it was a skinny Asian dude holding his cock. Add that to the fact that I had to personally go into Paint and censor that, meaning I had a screenful of dick for like 5 minutes editing it. All in all this story ended up sucking big time for me.

CrazyPhuD 10-25-2013 04:19 PM

ROFL

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GordonGekko 10-25-2013 06:12 PM

http://i.imgur.com/UFqnt71.gif

thebrad84 10-25-2013 09:50 PM

Holy shit, that Llama gif brought me to tears.

Fat Elvis 10-25-2013 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10114996)
Love the look of the frog at 1:00. Like, "Really, bitch? You're just gonna eat me while I'm sitting here staring at you?"

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We just didn't nuke the Japanese enough times when we had the chance. That society is just wrong in so many different ways and on so many different levels.

-King- 10-25-2013 10:39 PM

Weirdest channel on youtube http://www.youtube.com/user/HowToBasic?feature=watch

TrebMaxx 10-25-2013 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 10123955)

FYP ;)

Sofa King 10-26-2013 08:40 AM

http://4-akamai.tapcdn.com/images/th...2-original.gif

-King- 10-26-2013 09:35 AM

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/80/s0xs.jpg

-King- 10-26-2013 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 10124296)

LMAO

listopencil 10-26-2013 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebrad84 (Post 10123903)
Holy shit, that Llama gif brought me to tears.

Does her ear tag say Libby? Libby the Llama?

Dayze 10-26-2013 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 10124392)

you could crop out each of their photos, and they could be easily mistaken for serial killers, or victims of serial killers.

Easy 6 10-26-2013 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 10124296)

Huh, i didn't know Al Gore was gay.

Easy 6 10-26-2013 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Seahawk (Post 10119186)
They're still adding to this list..

LMAO those poor browns, what a pathetic list.

GordonGekko 10-26-2013 08:39 PM

http://i.imgur.com/WrnvkAf.gif?2

pr_capone 10-26-2013 09:49 PM

http://i.imgur.com/HyregUh.gif

pr_capone 10-26-2013 09:51 PM

http://i.imgur.com/s3JaMei.gif

pr_capone 10-26-2013 10:08 PM

Movie magic from Les Miserables (2012)

Look at the guy at the base of the elephant trunk. Notice he is holding a camera.

http://i.imgur.com/DNnLTXQ.jpg

Now, check him out here.

http://i.imgur.com/kY7Mz9n.jpg

Pretty neat. VFX is allowing them to film whatever shot they want and just edit the camera man into the film.

pr_capone 10-26-2013 10:13 PM

http://i.imgur.com/ehzCCOb.gif

In58men 10-26-2013 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GordonGekko (Post 10126193)

Don't be that guy

pr_capone 10-26-2013 10:16 PM

http://i.imgur.com/0YKFHVy.gif

Pants 10-27-2013 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 10126632)

LMAO

Dayze 10-27-2013 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 10126632)

LMAO
I'm a MP geek...but apparently not enough of one, because I've never seen that LMAO

kick ass.

GordonGekko 10-27-2013 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 10126746)
Don't be that guy

Thought he played it off pretty well. His friends didn't notice, but he didn't notice that national television noticed.

GordonGekko 10-27-2013 06:04 PM

The Cowgirls today...

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/194j...f/original.gif

GordonGekko 10-27-2013 06:21 PM

Everyone has had this ex-girlfriend...

http://i.imgur.com/MGu4G00.jpg

Mr. Plow 10-28-2013 09:46 AM

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Johnny Vegas 10-28-2013 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10133773)
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holy santa claus shit this a gift from the laughing gods

Archie F. Swin 10-28-2013 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GordonGekko (Post 10131974)

OH god, YES!!

Fish 10-29-2013 11:38 AM

Did you remember to brush this morning?

http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/9194/usir.jpg

frankotank 10-29-2013 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10137839)
Did you remember to brush this morning?

http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/9194/usir.jpg

****er!
I'ma let 'em rot

Frosty 10-29-2013 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10137839)
Did you remember to brush this morning?

http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/9194/usir.jpg

I think I told the story here before but I once found a cockroach munching on my toothbrush when I lived in this shitty little apartment in Spokane. The worst part was wondering how many times I didn't catch one munching on my toothbrush. I started putting it in a sealed case after that.

Fish 10-29-2013 03:25 PM

I'm a goddamn bumble bee!

http://i.imgur.com/FKUjDXp.jpg

Radar Chief 10-29-2013 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10138748)
I'm a goddamn bumble bee!

http://i.imgur.com/FKUjDXp.jpg

Nice beaver. /Frank Drebin

Frosty 10-29-2013 03:44 PM

Beavers are awesome, though they should be wearing orange and black, not yellow and black.

listopencil 10-29-2013 06:21 PM

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Person of Wal Mart.

listopencil 10-29-2013 08:13 PM

Now that I'm back home, I can add the details to this pic. I took my son by Wal Mart to grab some shoes and saw this guy in the parking lot as we were leaving. There were no hot dog related businesses or activities in the area. Intrigued, we followed him to see where he was going. He walked around behind the Wal Mart and out into the street. He then continued on into a residential area. This pic was taken at a nearby stoplight just as he began to realize that we were following him.

Dayze 10-29-2013 09:11 PM

hopefully its readable.

For you Ron Swanson fans.
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/i...ramid_1500.jpg

Baby Lee 10-30-2013 07:29 AM

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ThaVirus 10-30-2013 11:41 AM

I love and eat meat and this is not me trying to make a political statement. The fail here is really the sick bastards that they have working at these places. You just know they find some satisfaction in their actions.

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Mr. Plow 10-30-2013 11:46 AM

Yeah, not watching that if you paid me.

Mr. Plow 10-30-2013 11:47 AM

So a Priest, a Rabbi, & a Black guy board a plane......





http://i.imgur.com/KAMf4Im.gif

frankotank 10-30-2013 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10140931)
Yeah, not watching that if you paid me.

ditto.
it really is true....what has been seen cannot be unseen.

sometimes I just hate people. I've never been ****ed over by a dog, cat or pig.....it's always been a person.

frankotank 10-30-2013 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10140937)
So a Priest, a Rabbi, & a Black guy board a plane......





http://i.imgur.com/KAMf4Im.gif

that is just TOO DAMN COOL!

Fish 10-30-2013 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10140913)
I love and eat meat and this is not me trying to make a political statement. The fail here is really the sick bastards that they have working at these places. You just know they find some satisfaction in their actions.

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It's hard to really put this in to perspective for people who've never raised animals for slaughter or been inside a slaughter house. But this is really pretty common and isn't limited to Walmart producers by any means. I hate Walmart for many reasons, but the only relationship they have with the producers they get meat from is strictly a business source. It's nice to think that Walmart should care about the treatment of the animals from which their meat came from. But they don't give a shit, they simply care about cost. No differently than their customers. Which is why this is the way it is.

The treatment of the animals in the video is dramatically exaggerated to sound worse than it is. Sows aren't confined to gestation crates for their entire lives. But lots of piglets do die. And it can't really be prevented in most cases. Yes, piglets are neutered without anesthetic. But it wouldn't really be cost effective to do anything differently. And it's not that much different than a doctor performing a circumcision on a baby boy without anesthetic. Most of us guys went through that. Also, I'd venture to guess that if anyone reading this would actually work with animals like that for a few weeks, you'd be cussing and smacking them too. People don't realize how tough and stubborn these animals are.

This is where our food comes from. It's as simple as that. This is how it's been for decades. I know that they list a bunch of big companies that say they're committed to ending the use of gestation crates and such. But that's all feel good bullshit to placate the public. They only care about the bottom dollar, and this is how food is produced as cheaply as it currently is.

The public is not willing to pay the prices for meat that would be necessary to allow producers to expand their facilities to reduce crowding. It's as simple as that. Despite videos like this pulling on the heart strings, this practice will continue, because bacon is tasty and people demand cheap food.

SuperChief 10-30-2013 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10140913)
I love and eat meat and this is not me trying to make a political statement. The fail here is really the sick bastards that they have working at these places. You just know they find some satisfaction in their actions.

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Why in Jeebus' ****ing name did I watch even a portion of that. ****ing disgrace.

frankotank 10-30-2013 12:49 PM

listen to one of the guys....I think Matt Lauer.....say "that's the most confusing video of all time".
WHAT?
nothing at all confusing here. get the **** out of the way. the end.

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frankotank 10-30-2013 12:53 PM

hmm....I think this is just bad D.
by the way....my son is a senior in high school and his team finished the regular season 9-0! on to districts. I think they'd have stopped this.....

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kepp 10-30-2013 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 10141214)
hmm....I think this is just bad D.
by the way....my son is a senior in high school and his team finished the regular season 9-0! on to districts. I think they'd have stopped this.....

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Our women's bball coach in high school had a similar type of inbounds play that he'd pull out once a year or so. A couple of the girls would roll around in one corner of the court while another would sprint to the other side to receive a long pass. I'm pretty sure it always worked.

Fish 10-30-2013 01:54 PM

Skate or Die pigs!

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The Broadway Bomb is a longboarding race held every year through the streets of Manhattan. The event was founded in October 2000 with an initial set of fourteen competitors. After growing in size every year, by 2012 more than 1,900 riders were registered to compete.

The event is unsanctioned by the City of New York, meaning that the race takes place in ordinary city traffic with no organized protection for riders, vehicles or pedestrians.

When participation reached thousands of riders in 2012, the New York Supreme Court granted an injunction declaring the race unlawful. Since that time the New York City Police Department has deployed in force to prevent or disrupt the event.

The element of danger involved with unsanctioned street racing is reflected in the race's slogan, You Could Die.

ThaVirus 10-30-2013 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10141074)
It's hard to really put this in to perspective for people who've never raised animals for slaughter or been inside a slaughter house. But this is really pretty common and isn't limited to Walmart producers by any means. I hate Walmart for many reasons, but the only relationship they have with the producers they get meat from is strictly a business source. It's nice to think that Walmart should care about the treatment of the animals from which their meat came from. But they don't give a shit, they simply care about cost. No differently than their customers. Which is why this is the way it is.

The treatment of the animals in the video is dramatically exaggerated to sound worse than it is. Sows aren't confined to gestation crates for their entire lives. But lots of piglets do die. And it can't really be prevented in most cases. Yes, piglets are neutered without anesthetic. But it wouldn't really be cost effective to do anything differently. And it's not that much different than a doctor performing a circumcision on a baby boy without anesthetic. Most of us guys went through that. Also, I'd venture to guess that if anyone reading this would actually work with animals like that for a few weeks, you'd be cussing and smacking them too. People don't realize how tough and stubborn these animals are.

This is where our food comes from. It's as simple as that. This is how it's been for decades. I know that they list a bunch of big companies that say they're committed to ending the use of gestation crates and such. But that's all feel good bullshit to placate the public. They only care about the bottom dollar, and this is how food is produced as cheaply as it currently is.

The public is not willing to pay the prices for meat that would be necessary to allow producers to expand their facilities to reduce crowding. It's as simple as that. Despite videos like this pulling on the heart strings, this practice will continue, because bacon is tasty and people demand cheap food.

I'll have to take your word for it. I'm sure you can imagine, from the outside looking in, it looks really bad.

Fish 10-30-2013 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10141418)
I'll have to take your word for it. I'm sure you can imagine, from the outside looking in, it looks really bad.

Ohh absolutely. I can totally understand how it would look to someone who's only experience with meat production is seeing plastic wrapped meat in the grocery store. And the really scary thing.... what you're seeing here is infinitely better than the way it was in the past. There used to be no regulations or requirements for production.

Valiant 10-30-2013 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10140913)
I love and eat meat and this is not me trying to make a political statement. The fail here is really the sick bastards that they have working at these places. You just know they find some satisfaction in their actions.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/-KoVAkgPexU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I hate walmart, but why not go after the pig company instead.

You could do this video about almost any product.

Dave Lane 10-30-2013 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10127073)
LMAO
I'm a MP geek...but apparently not enough of one, because I've never seen that LMAO

kick ass.

Yeah me either I was thinking that very thought I thought I'd seen every last thing that they had ever done

pr_capone 10-30-2013 11:46 PM

http://i.imgur.com/y8iMyJF.gif

Dayze 10-30-2013 11:49 PM

premature ejection

pr_capone 10-30-2013 11:51 PM

http://i.imgur.com/BdoSxv6.gif

Dayze 10-30-2013 11:52 PM

LMAO

awesome sauce.

pr_capone 10-31-2013 12:10 AM

http://i.imgur.com/9cgKQF2.jpg

AussieChiefsFan 10-31-2013 01:05 AM

Halloween - Australia vs USA

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Dayze 10-31-2013 02:21 PM

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Radar Chief 10-31-2013 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10144235)

The transitive property of EVIL!!!ONE

-King- 10-31-2013 07:26 PM

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b01e70459...vlw4o1_400.gif

Athis 11-01-2013 06:09 AM

http://i.imgur.com/IYrEimG.gif

mdchiefsfan 11-01-2013 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 10145209)

LMAO

Mr. Plow 11-01-2013 09:09 AM

LMAO

Thin wall challenge. Guy tries to complete tasks while he listens to his neighbors having sex.

EDIT: NSFWish....sex sounds, at least that's what I'm told it sounds like



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mdchiefsfan 11-01-2013 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10146368)
LMAO

Thin wall challenge. Guy tries to complete tasks while he listens to his neighbors having sex.

EDIT: NSFWish....sex sounds, at least that's what I'm told it sounds like



<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/I9MwfwwWqqE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

"My neighbor is putting his tumbler in his girlfriend's batcave"

This suit is chafing my bat balls LMAO

Pablo 11-01-2013 01:23 PM

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles spin-off. I've been LMAO. Definitely NSFW.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/CJspVE355Do" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Mr. Plow 11-01-2013 01:31 PM

http://i.imgur.com/YpW5nNb.gif

ThaVirus 11-01-2013 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 10146892)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles spin-off. I've been LMAO. Definitely NSFW.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/CJspVE355Do" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

"This bitch done told......... everybody in the city, my ****a. When she comes home, I'm stabbin' her ass."

Pablo 11-01-2013 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10147006)
"This bitch done told......... everybody in the city, my ****a. When she comes home, I'm stabbin' her ass."

Part 2. NSFW

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ThaVirus 11-01-2013 02:43 PM

Damn, I just saw part two on WorldStar and was about to drop it here. This shit is comic gold. I think it's the same guy that voices the NBA Uncensored Trash Talk vids that are also ****ing hilarious.

But Splinter said: "You bragging on that little dick? Hmm? Lil green dick. Leonardo, he talking bout that lil Halloween Snicker dick?" LMAO

ThaVirus 11-01-2013 02:45 PM

Yeah, I just had to hit YouTube right quick. That's the same guy that does the NBA videos. If you're into that type of comedy, here's a montage of a bunch of them:

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Dayze 11-01-2013 02:47 PM

is this the same guy that does the bad lip reading videos?


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