Queen of the basement! Such a high honor befitting of proper royalty.

Just ****in with ya bro.

It also brings back in donger, sorta.

Dude, I meant to respond to this one (from June 4th), but it got buried.

I've been quoted on this thread as saying ANYONE can be roasted. No matter how good the poster. ANYONE can be roasted if the attempt is approached the way it should be.

Now, I'm a huge fan of these Comedy Central roasts. Some of them have sucked, but generally speaking, I like them. Not only that, but when I am finished watching them, I think to myself, "I could totally do that shit" and spend the next few hours thinking of my own roast jokes in my head. Doesn't matter if I personally know the person or not (usually, roasters don't know the people they are roasting personally).

I have wanted an opportunity to roast someone for years.

With that said, I will say, with total confidence, that despite me being pretty n00balicious, that I can roast your ass. :)

Question is, would you be cool with it? People on here are generally easily butt-hurt...would you be cool with sitting through a roast, even if the roasts are mean-natured? Because most roasts can be perceived as straight up venomous if the person being roasted takes things personally.

Would you be cool with there being a "Chiefsplanet Roast of Hootie" thread set up, where the date is planned and various members are allowed to roast you? Like, have it organized and everything. Setting a date in advance and requiring the potential participants to specify their roast as being ****OFFICIAL**** in their response in order for it to be added to the OP?

Just give me the "ok" and I'll try to get something started.

And it's not just to pick on you. Maybe we can make it a weekly thing. Like every Monday or whatever we can have a "Chiefsplanet Roast of (insert username)" And we can take a weekly poll to decide who it is that gets roasted each week (preferably someone who has thick enough skin to handle it...for example, I don't think this Frazod character can handle a Chiefsplanet Roast of Frazod...dude seems to take things personally).

Any thoughts?

Why even ask?


Do what you want
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Don't want to step on toes.

Don't want to fail miserably if there is no interest in it from anyone other than myself.

Don't want to start something like this when most users (I think) don't have any idea who I am, for I am relatively new and haven't posted all that much here, which may decrease their interest in participating.

Don't know if it's a good idea....? Need feedback.

Don't know if people (Hootie in this case, various others in future) are thick-skinned enough to take it if the material is condescending/mean in nature although intended as jokes.

Who cares?

You will never get anywhere if you are afraid of failure, or if you wait for approval
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Are you Rams Fan?

This.

I've gotta say, I've laughed more than I thought I would...

Roast away, rip his tiny genital area off his body.

I suggest most sincerely that you wear latex gloves.

Sure.

Well, I don't want to go through with anything unless the Hootie dude gives me the "okay."

Would anyone else participate? As in, would anyone else write and post their "official" roast of Hootie?

The roast I eventually put on myself will be legendary.

You're number 69?