ChiefsPlanet - I have a date.

Suggesting going back to her place at 8:30 was a terrible idea. Just terrible.

More drinks. Ideally. Or, you should have suggested going to a movie. You know...what you ****ing talked about at dinner?

Most women don't let intraweb guy they've known for an hour back to the bat cave, and she was clearly thinking about how she ****ed up as she led you on a 20 minute snipe hunt.

Yup, the ride home gave her time to think about the situation. She probably thought you wanted to make a coat out of her skin. When women think no good comes from it.

cdcox

06-20-2009 10:13 PM

You know why the Starbucks closed?

Coffee is for closers.

DeezNutz

06-20-2009 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 5852895)

You know why the Starbucks closed?

Coffee is for closers.

You're an expresso guy, aren't you?

cdcox

06-20-2009 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5852897)

You're an expresso guy, aren't you?

Nah, just black coffee. Every day.

Hammock Parties

06-20-2009 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 5852895)

You know why the Starbucks closed?

Coffee is for closers.

ROFL

Well done. This thread has legs.

DeezNutz

06-20-2009 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 5852899)

Nah, just black coffee. Every day.

We're still talking about coffee, right?

cdcox

06-20-2009 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5852901)

We're still talking about coffee, right?

Unfortunately.

DeezNutz

06-20-2009 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 5852902)

Unfortunately.

This.

Hammock Parties

06-20-2009 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5852892)

****ing divorced 30-year-olds isn't exactly a demanding skill.

I didn't go out with her on accident. :evil:

DeezNutz

06-20-2009 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5852909)

I didn't go out with her on accident. :evil:

DeezNutz approve of this message.

(and so will yours if you follow through on this line of thought)

Mr. Flopnuts

06-20-2009 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5852886)

We were in separate cars.

Anyway, a female friend says she probably likes me, wants to get to know me better and wants me to respect her before she bangs me. So, maybe later this week.

Or I could meet with epic failure again.

No. I think the deal is done. By thursday, she'll be a chie........I mean, by Thursday you'll know what the inside of a vagina feels like.

Hammock Parties

06-20-2009 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5852911)

No. I think the deal is done. By thursday, she'll be a chie........I mean, by Thursday you'll know what the inside of a vagina feels like.

Technically I do. At least my middle finger does.

Actually I'm strangely relieved. This was a little stressful.

JD10367

06-20-2009 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5852883)

She smelled your pre-ejaculate and got spooked on the drive home.

It's rare that I actually laugh out loud. Thanks.

Mr. Flopnuts

06-20-2009 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5852913)

Technically I do. At least my middle finger does.

Actually I'm strangely relieved. This was a little stressful.

I ain't talkin bout yo middle finger dawg. Seriously though, the most stressful part is done, don't go full reerun at this point and your dick is getting wet. Hands down.

SPATCH

06-20-2009 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 5852914)

It's rare that I actually laugh out loud. Thanks.

you should probably try to get out more

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