Why didn't you show her?

Okay, I bought some of those 100 calorie snack packs at the grocery store. I'm in the mood for something sweet. Do I go with Oreos or Chips Ahoy?

I ate a bunch of Oreos earlier, they were good.

Are you just trying to make me feel better for ordering pizza last night, or do I need to smack you around?

Man, if I can just stop farting I'm going to go to bed.

I'm sure your wife would appreciate that.

I need a serious beating. My boss was in town last week and I fell off the wagon HARD.

It's back to work tomorrow, though.

Forget her. I have a tendency to put my head under the covers when I sleep. This is a survival thing.

America's best restroom

http://www.bestrestroom.com/

I'm just happen when there isn't fecal matter on the freaking toilet seat.

How the hell does that happen anyway? Has anyone here EVER s**t on a toilet seat?

where can i get a copy of KQ-5 For linux

I love the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie trailer.

I don't even know what KQ-5 is.

http://freshmeat.net/projects/kqlives/ ?