**** you for shooting Trayvon, you bean-sucking, Bimbo bread eating, border-skipper.

You have been beating the meth drum for over a year now. Find some new material runt.

The jew out weighs the Hispanic in Zimmerman's case. I'm not Jewish. Invalid insult. try again please.

plus, I like skittles. I would never shoot someone who was carrying some skittles.

obvious meth head is obvious.

wow, what a losing combination

I can tell that you are REALLY excited about this whole attempt to somehow equate posts here with spending money in the real world, but it really doesn't make any sense.

rainbows & rimjobs lil queer

I know. I have a friend who was born in Venezuela to a Colombian mother and Jewish father. I tell him I feel sorry for him all the time.

Colombians suck FTR.

How much do you like Skittles? Enough to kill to get them?

Your obsession with homosexual acts and meth says a lot about you.

I'm excited to prove your Words > Actions mentality is the underlying reason the US had to save your pussy British asses during WWII

man, that's ALMOST as bad as being an overweight, disabled, half black, half native american woman

hmmmmm that's a tough question. I would need to see someone in a hoody and with a bag of skittles at night to answer that properly.

That's a common misconception.

EYE KNO RITE!?!

Original flavor Skittles are excellent. Now, they have all kinds of exotic flavors, which suck.

Oh
my
god.
Please come back Hootie. I wouldn't have thought it possible but this thread got worse without your dumb ass.

LMAO

Rudder Hootie.

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skittles taste the rainbow pictures

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http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...hlight=tattoos


LMAOLMAO

Capital Grill is pretty damned expensive, so I only eat there about twice a year. If I thought it was going to go out of business if I didn't eat there, I'd buck up and eat there more often. I like Chik Filet, but could give a rats ass if they went out of business because there are plenty of other places like it and it isn't that important to me even though I eat there more often.

I sat next to a server who worked at Capital Grill during a trans-Atlantic flight a few years back. She worked at one in DC. She told me that many of the servers there make six figures, and that before important dinners they are handed dossiers of all important figures so they know which hand they prefer "X" near and what to call or not call mistresses and wives.

I guess she was deposed during the Abramoff scandal as well.

...

Back to your regularly scheduled mayhem.

Holy shit, that dumb**** is Skip?

Negative.

And what the hell happened in here? It's not even worth trying to keep up with anymore. ROFL

You should go through and read my shit but skip everything else.

I'd actually throw Frazod on this part. While chiding Hootie for attention whoring, he felt the need to come up with his pootie scale to garner some much needed attention for himself.

i can grasp this explanation, and its the best one yet, but at the end of the day still you're doing more to help Chik Filet (something not important to you) than Capital Grill (something that is important to you). and maybe i'm wrong to tell you that automatically means Capital Grill is of lesser importance to you, that's your opinion and i respect that, but....you're opinion translates to shit in the physical world, where the money you spend translates to whether or not one of these stays competitive and keeps going. i truly do believe Capital Grill means more to you the Chik Filet, i'm not going to argue that. but your actions speak otherwise, and mean more than your sincere belief ever would or could. but i think it's a good explanation, i really do.

10,000x better than Donger's moronic "thinking internet traffic somehow equates to real dollars in the real world is just dumb"

Would you like to discuss your erroneous opinions about WWII now, or later?

i don't need to discuss them with you. Jerry Lee Lewis agrees with me, and Jerry Lee Lewis > Donger.

AND THE PICK IS IN!!!!!!!!

(too soon?)

Dinny

nothing like a piping hot series of pre-shit farts

Yeah, those were like dickhead flypaper. Looks like I caught another one.

Just for my 2 cents.....

There are a group of us who have been friends for many years. We had one guy who could tell good stories about things he had done that would have us all laughing. We all thought he was like you are portraying Hootie to be...

What we found out later was that he had never done most of the things he told stories about....just had stolen them from stories he had heard from others.

Kinda took the wind out of his sails...and the hilarity out of his stories.

Wish I could rep you a second time.....great comment.

Who was it? I'm sure it was before my time, but it would be interesting to know the lore.

i just lol'd.LMAO

Don't tell Pootie. He doesn't think I'm funny. :D

Than put me on ignore, moron

The comedian or the child molester?

Apparently posts and views to a thread is more important than rep. Hootie is a thread views whore.

I didn't even know that a thread view count existed. Where is that found?

* EDIT * nevermind.

FINALLY SHITTING

This was a group of my friends in the Credit industry.....honestly, I've only met about 6 or 7 guys in person from ChiefsPlanet so I can't say who all on here does a good job of telling lies and which ones tell the real life stories they have truly experienced.

These days with the Internet it really is hard to tell the difference between those who truly experience life and those who pretend they do.

either, your choice

Neither knows anything about WWII history, so, neither.

Click on that link next to it (the posts number count) and you can even see how many posts each poster has made

A lot of different directions Hootie could go with this pick. He's determined to not put frazod in the 101, so he may opt instead for a similar kind of poster who's been mentioned a handful of times in this thread in Iowanian as his stand-in.

The trend has been "I don't understand why ______ is considered a top poster when he's never produced anything funny or memorable at all." He may try to go the direction of a football-only guy who gets lost in the feuds and battle lines in Dave or even ChiefRoundup.

Still, he could go for a name that has escaped conversation. Reerun KC seems like a guy who could be at odds with Hootie who doesn't jive well with his posting style and never really puts up much of his own voice in football conversations (unless it's about Herm).

That's what I got right now, and that's where I see Hootie going next. We shall see.

Neat. It's kind of pathetic that I've been here almost 10 years and had never noticed that until today...

Frazod is a top 25 poster. Hootie better not blow his load early.

and you were there yourself, right?

and for the record it wasn't child molestation to the state of Mississippi in 1956, he was just raising her right and doing her proper, making an honest woman out of her. Fine upstanding young man to the state of Ole Miss

What?

Wow. It's just ****ing reeruned now and the list has died. Oh well. Fun while it lasted.

Nah. Something will burst soon.

The list was what gave the brief intermission and cause of focus. I wince as I say this but it should go to clay to finish.

Yeah, it's pretty boring now. It's just kc native and frazod trading the same unwitty insults over and over and over and over.

I agree.

There's 0 chance hootie planned this down to 1. He hasn't got the slightest idea of how to do 85-25.

Thanks, ****er.

ROFL

I don't have the first clue as to whether or not hootie is full of shit, nor do I care. His value to me begins and ends at providing entertainment on this board. It's not like his stories are really that outlandish when you think about it. He gets drunk, does some stupid shit, maybe bangs a chick... He may be making up everything. There may be posters on here who do incredible things that they don't discuss on this board. As long as hootie's the entertaining one on CP, he's the better poster. I don't really care if he's full of shit as long as he gives me something to read while I'm bored at work.

I'm not writing 90 bullshit reviews.

Besides, I already did this thread, and I did it better.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...rate+planeteer

Hell no. Clay adds a lot of value to this board, but he's not funny/clever/witty enough to pull something like this off. It would wind up reading like a bad Monty Python bit (which is to say nearly every Monty Python bit).

The best thing about that thread is the innocuous review of Hootie. If only we had known.

I'll guess Dirk or pete

If hootie can't deliver 101, it would be fun for him to give a poster a name, have that poster write the evaluation, and then let the Planet guess who it's supposed to be about.

Pete is a good call...

...but I think KCnut gets the nod here.

I guess that is where you and I differ.....listening to guys talk about how absolutely irresistable and entertaining they are to others when they aren't even close to that makes it less enjoyable to me....it actually makes them more pathetic.

But to each their own.

I will say your complete and unwaivering defense of hootie in this thread seems a bit odd.

I was just to sit down and do one and I've been summoned to the bar. Let me see if I can pound one out real quick.

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93. Sorter
Join Date: 9/12/11
Total Posts: 9,747

I know Sorter is everyone's favorite ****ing gay (I meant to type guy, but when I reread for accuracy figured gay fit just as well) for some reason, but I just can't agree. My #1 pet peeve on message boards, and I've been a message board/chatroom participant since I was 15 years old, was when I used to hang around the social networking boards with all of the slutty 17 year olds who would send pictures of themselves shoving hairbrushes up their twats and it was awesome, is people who have no rebuttal so they post in god damn .gifs and .jpgs. I hate it. I realize every once in a while it's funny...or there is that perfect .gif...but more often than not, it turns into an entire posting style. Dude has nearly 10,000 posts and half of them are ****ing .gifs of 'boxxxy' or whatever the **** that is. It's creepy. It makes me picture him as being a 24 year old fatter version of Mecca with worse hair. He sits and faps it in his mom's basement to boxxxy and then everyone is all like 'omg he's so cool look at those shiny .gifs' and I'm like "gay"...and I have the best taste on this site so clearly you're all morons. He has 3 pages of friends on this site and he's been a member for less than 2 years. He's in 3 social groups as well. These things all make me think he is just a total ****ing [DaneMcCloud hobby] in real life. I can't get past the .gifs...I just can't. Tried adding Frazod to his facebook friends list...and while Frazod wanted to accept, his fingers are too ****ing fat to hit the accept button on his facebook phone app.

Pros: Obviously a big Chiefs fan. That's good. Likes the draft. Uses environmental friendly tissue paper to 'clean up'.

Cons: See description. Stop it. Posts should be CONTENT, not ****ing .gifs of some hot canadian slut. It creeps me out. You have to try to creep me out. Jerks off more than me which is hard to do. Like Frazod, can't see his penis while standing up (or sitting down). Speaking of sitting down, he sits when he pees. Which is ok. I get it, it's comfortable...but only skinny people should do that.

Outlook: Don't post 1 .gif for a month and see if I end up noticing who you are. Right now, the only reason I have any idea who you are is because I see that same ****ing girl .gif in every ****ing thread and I hate it. I want you to go a month without posting any .gifs or .jpgs and then I'll let you know via negative rep whether or not I think you're a good poster. I'm thinking it's going to be a no, because you seem like a bundle of sticks.

I think I've posted like 9 .gifs in my career here...all Chiefs related...which I made myself. One of them being the FAMOUS: Bernard Pollard iiiiiiis, KNEECRUSHER thread.

Which was the same thread the infamous first infraction gate occurred...and where Amnorix had a crybaby fit about his QB suffering a serious injury and how it wasn't funny!!!

if you guys think I didn't realize this was going to start a barrage of dumbass .gifs and .jpgs from some of the worst posters on this board you guys are insane and give me no credit

I realize 90% of you are horrible at posting content posts...which is why there are so many ****ing god damn .gifs and .jpg posts these days

it's awful