Great, another ****in chick in the nite crew.

Wait, sorry, you're expecting me to give a f**k about this, right?

Uhm, I'm going to have to go with "Why am I a dork" for $100, Alex.

I don't plan to break up with acesn8s anytime soon. Quite the opposite actually. If I took things personally I would have run outta here already.

Hell If you ever cheat on him, or he cheats on you, or you guys break up joie, make sure you post it here first. Its a garunteed to make a 1000 post thread. Only icons can make those.

Go for Double Jeopardy where the scores can really go high.

You do know that he told us about his other girlfriend right?

You got a problem with the first one?

You might want to read that thread before you decide you're Ok with it. Consider yourself warned. :)

Lighten up luv..I was just kiddin. ;)

He's a poster who keeps changing his name..joeyranaway..and then he changed it to just joey..he keeps making new user accounts..

ROFL

I don't know what you're referring to, or why you would quote me and say that. :harumph:

He doesn't seem to understand that the bigger your post count the bigger your penis.

No, but when 2 chicks come together it seems as if the synergistic powers that be make them much more powerful than they would be individually.

Your's is just a bit bigger than mine.

I was just adding on to your post.

It also makes for good porn.

Exactly!

http://www.insignificantthoughts.com.../buckwheat.jpg

Did Ocho Cinco get arrested? Did I hear that right?

And this place could never have enough porn.

isn't that the one with the 3rd nipple?

Yeah but I'm pulling away. A couple of weeks ago you were in the lead.

Nah. I'm a Scorpio. I'll get jealous of her, then plot revenge. But then I'm a Cancer rising. I might also just kick back and enjoy it. No wonder I'm so mixed up.

I like the idea of that.

I don't know if that was his other girlfriend, or his mistress.

MMmmm, this appears to be football related. There will be no hijacking of this thread.

Yeah, if anything, this thread is not about football, or wrestling.

Suuuuure you were. ;)

I'm a Capricorn so I'll try to be the leader and when you make it clear thats not so I'll get all stubborn and you'll hate me anyway.

Having a mistress would mean he's married, wouldn't it? Oh, the drama.

You do know that for us to let us into our club, you do have to show us your boobs, right?

Or astrology.

Or astronomy for that matter.

Or anything hard that requires complex math like adding two single digit numbers.

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT ANYTHING.

^-- What he said.

GF

the mistress had the hairy pits and no gag reflex.

I'm sorry. Continue with the lesbian porn.

See? We're not married, no need for a mistress. Got it all right at home.

ROFL

Wait a second.....

That has since been changed.

No problem. I already showed one member my boobs and he said it was alright.

HOLY SHIT, CHAD JOHNSON QUESTIONED IN MURDER INVESTIGATION

http://wcpo.com/news/2007/local/02/01/johnson.html

Thats not what he said.

You've showed at least one person, possibly a second your boobs. :)

This will work. I'm for anything that will liven this place up. I try, but no one responds anymore. Maybe this chick will have more luck.

He isn't an official night crew member. See, SPchief and I co-chair this group of idiots. I manage the early shift, him the late. We'll need to judge for ourselves.

Got proof?

Exactly.

She's halfway up to me then. Her boyfriend's a member. I would think she's shown him.

Its in the super secret forums that n00bs aren't allowed to view.

You guys never asked for mine. :(

There's the Lounge, and DC, and Media Center. Then there's the seedy underbelly, The Taint.

Then it can't possibly be true. He's a n00b too.

Yours just showed up.

Whether or not you remember, we do have pictures.

Lots of beer involved.

Whatever. I'm gonna go search for some new music.

LUV, you are actually the #1 searched for person on the internet in French Guyana and Botswana.

No need to get all huffy. LMAO

Go here first.

I hear Botswana rules this time of year.

I think someone is jealous

Hell yeah, this time of year the chances of contracting Diarrhea are down to 89-93%

No, the pet shop was closed and he used his computer mouse to satisfy a particularly aggressive gerbeling fix.

I wonder if he is into farm animals?

Damn it. I forgot to put the sarcasm quotes. Sorry ya'all.

Could I get all that translated into English?

If you're bored, join us.

My best friend keeps sacrificial goats in her garage. (old inside joke)

Remember the golden rule of porn, kids:

"The c**k has no co-stars"

psssssst, inside jokes are only funny if people know about them. So please tell us.

Just install that app and it will help keep you from being sued by the record companies.

Uh... I was lead to believe there would be punch and pie in this thread...

Did someone say pie?











And welcome to the party, please use the coasters.

We have doubled the amount of hair-pie with new n00b. Seems another moron has introduced his g/f to the Planet.

Hehe. That'll turn out well.

Here's both

http://www.light-to-dark.com/womans%20punch.JPG

...as frisbees.

So hows the operation, Joie show us your tata's coming along?

Then it wouldn't be our inside joke!

When I would stay the night with her, we used to hear noises out in her garage. We would make up stories as to what the sound might be. We came up with one that they were the goats that we were going to sacrifice to whatever god we needed to sacrifice them to in order to get what we wanted. It just kinda stuck. Now, whenever we're somewhere and hear weird noises, we pretend to get spooked and say that the sacrificial goats are following us.

What can I say? We had vivid imaginations. Now, whenever someone says something about weird noises, or goats, I think of that.

Oh s**t. Coffee slipped below 80 posts a day again. He's going to come back with a vengeance tomorrow.

Me and Simplex would like to report that we have conformation of pics. But due to the request of the user, we shall not post the pics at this current time.