None.

Squat...

Mecca,

Have you ever seen Shyla Stylez perform? She's hot, but she may have been the most vocally annoying performer I've ever heard. I wanted to pour concrete down her throat just to shut her up. In a 30 minute scene she "shot her wad" verbally 15 times.

We need to get back to pornstars.

HAHA yes I know who she is.......I pretty well know and have seen every pornstar unless they're really rare or extremely new.

:)

Oh hell no. Both to going outside and being fascinated with gapes.

Someone has been reading up on the past. I take back my previous post.

Now there's a winning political platform if I've ever seen one...

By the way there's one chick who does "Milf" porn that's really hot.......

Here name's uh Lisa Ann I think she has dark hair and such.

You guys get all the cool weather down there, here it's just cold.

What guy? What user name?

Lisa Sparxxx?? Mehh.

People watch porns without blondes?

i dont know her name, but i saw this chick that looks EXACTLY like Britney (when she was hot) getting rammed by like 6 guys and she was screaming like a cat in a woodchipper the whole time. I think it was a german porn, maybe those crazy krauts like that shit...

NO NO NO.....let me find a pick this chick isn't half as big as Lisa Sparxxx.

Who is more depraved- the Germans or the Japanese?

Speaking of Britneys, I've always liked Brittney Skye.

FAX has been spilling his guts recently ;)

Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a blonde midget banging a Japanese girl?...

Japs...


Bukkake.

while getting a footjob...

you just blew my mind. I think that deserves it's own thread.

Here....

http://www.hardcore-pages.com/gals/j...cs/mgb-l01.jpg

Most of her pics are kinda eh, she looks better in videos.

TIE.

I'm just glad I'm not the only guy to ask that question...

So, what do you guys prefer on a woman? Tits, ass, legs, face, feet (some guys are into that, I think). Do you prefer blondes, redheads, or brunettes?

I like how Brittany Andrews looks but she does alot of nothing in her movies....

they do have german goo girls...

Make it a pole (sic).

I like all different kinds of chicks it just depends.......

The face has to look good, otherwise, nothing else matters.

Tommorows games are gonna be sweet

We both shape young minds.

I think I've just answered every question I've ever had about what's wrong with modern America....

I am an ass/face type guy..what kind of trunk girth do you look for on a guy??

Dark hair, dark eyes, medium skin, athletic but still feminine = 1st choices, physically although I can find beauty in different arrangements, as well.

Answer to question 1, yes.

Answer to question 2, yes.

Yeah.

I was just thinking the opposite of that.

You know, being we fell face-first into a pile of SUCK last week...

I go through phases. I'm a breast man...I have no qualms with any haircolor, nor any preference of color... I married a redhead, but I have cavorted with women of all haircolors, boob sizes, and leg types...but never really had a chick with a great great ass..

Haha. Bill likes an assface!

While length is good, it's not as good without girth. If I had to choose though...hmmm...probably length over girth.

Eyes, then ass.

:)

Short, with an ass

At least you weren't dumb enough to put yourself on Facebook as an undergrad...which led to my students from now adding me...which led to me seeing some ...revealing (but not NSFW) photos of them....that's an interesting bind to be in...

Are you talking about a build or a penis.......

ROFL it's how it's used also that matters..but,thank you for the answer..you kick ass luv!! ROFL

If anyone is wondering, dark rum with ruby red grapefruit juice is pretty good.

Yes.

Shes talking about micropenis...

www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/micropenis

Why are guys so into anal? You like torturing poor innocent females? I've never tried it, but I've heard horror stories.

Here's another porn chick I really like...

http://pic.xpeeps.com/xpeeps/images/...ccmgkc0r_l.jpg

Dominican rum is dark..it's liquid viagra my friend..;)

This picture just reads SLUT

Well you have to know what your doing if you don't the woman is just going to be like "owwww that hurt's owww" well unless he has like no dick.

Anal just feels like.........a really really tight vagina....some women are really into it don't think that's only a guy thing.

lotion

Only when I have to.

Actually, being as how I'm rather inexperienced...I like asking questions, and I'm not shy about answering them either.

Well son she's in porn what do you expect.......and SLUT or not I'd bang her till she couldn't walk right.

Forbidden fruit
I'll scale your thorny vine
To reach the top
I'll scrape and twist my spine
Forbidden fruit
Man, what a joyous meal
It tastes so sweet
I'll even eat the peel
If they told me that i shouldn't
Then i would
Man, bad must mean good

Her nose looks funny.

I once accidentally slipped and did a tip drill on my GF in the ass....She instantly threw me off, screamed, and started crying...even better...it was on Valentines Day :hump:

I was a little concerned that you were going to take offense to that line of questioning..so..I'm happy with the answer you gave me..;)

Oh by the way if you are going to do anal......you might wanna do an enema first that's why in porn movies it's clean.....if you don't it's uh not so clean in real life, if you know what I mean.

I would like to go to the Dominican and do some diviing but I think I'd like to get out to Cuba 1st, before it really changes.

You should have said.........oh sorry forgot the lube.

Anyone hear about that 8.3 Earthquake off the coast of Japan?

The sphincter muscle, Hamas..can jettison your penis out of her anus with remarkable speed..I have experienced this before..

It was a legit accident...the timing (V-Day) just made it priceless.

True story...

A friend of mine and her hubby were taking a shower together. She bends over to get something, and he decides he wants to try it. She said she fell to her knees in the shower from the pain.

Did it start a bukkake tsunami?

Yeah right, the shower allows for easy access. Thats a well known fact.

"accidently" slipped? great story.

You have to use lube........and you can't just jam it in there......it's a process. And guys wonder why alot of women don't want to do it, it's because a ton of dudes have no clue what they're doing and ruin the experience for them.

Why is the sky blue?...

You were looking at her nose?

She really needs to do some stretches.
















It shouldn't hurt to bend over. ;)

Water isn't exactly the greatest lube.

I'll stop talking about current events and get back to what really matters, sexual exploits.

Combine natural juices with a Greg Wesley-esque poor angle, and that's what you get.

I was snorkeling last year and a barracuda was right on my tail..it was awesome..I took everything shiny off of me(my watch)..I love cigars too..and they roll them right on the beach there..I love the DR..

I'll admit. If I were a guy, I'd be into boobs.

A lot of you seem drunk, this should get some good laughs.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/12/bus....ap/index.html