| CoMoChief |
06-03-2014 10:25 PM |
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Originally Posted by Dayze
(Post 10668285)
dude, the office I used to work at, would have geese that would nest near the building; then protect it. I never knew a goose screaming at me, flapping its feathers and running towards me could make me freak out and jog away.
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Hah...I have those at my work. I come walking up this grassy hill..kind of a shortcut into the side entrance to my building and we have this big oak tree where there's a bench where a lot of people sit there to smoke or have lunch in the shade. Well the geese have gotten so bad they've shit all over the bench so no one uses it. They're ****ing geese. We're told not to **** w/ them. Well they also need to know to be afraid of humans so they stop coming around thinking it's safe to shit everywhere but no one does anything about it. One day over by the tree I was walking and out comes from the other side was momma goose w/ her little ones. Bitch goose comes at me flapping it's wings and hissing at me and it starts coming at me. I was about 20ft away. So when it comes at me I kick the ever loving shit out of it like it was a soccer ball. It made a really lound honk noise, I know I hurt it because the honk was like an "oh ****" kind of noise and it turned around and hid behind the tree along w/ her little ones.
CAN NOT STAND GEESE. Worked at a Marina for 5 yrs and all they do is shit on the dock and on the rental boats we had to clean, and also lived in a house where the back yard was a large pond so they'd shit on our back patio and sometimes around front on the driveway too, that ended after a while because my dad started to shoot bottle rockets at them whenever they came near the yard...which is what you're supposed to do according to MO Conservation Dept..that or bird bombs...of course they wouldn't ever think about doing that at my work because it'd scare the shit out of some people there. |
