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DrunkBassGuitar 11-08-2024 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 17793976)
At?

How can i be mad? NC lost. There are only two teams in college BBall i hate. Duke obviously and NC. NC isn't really that close to duke but i've hated them since Jordan.

I don't hate Kansas. I don't have any reason to. I do hate fake dickheads like Dickinass. It wouldn't matter where he was. I didn't like him at Michigan either.
You love him and want to hug him and touch his nips

T-post Tom 11-08-2024 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by kysirsoze (Post 17793952)
I don't think he'd be all that punchable if I didn't know what a twat he was.
His expressions scream smugness steeped in stupidity.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...q15H2ZxCswDg&s

ForeverIowan 11-08-2024 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 17793823)
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">There have been 2 instances in NFL history where a QB had:<br><br>30+ completions<br>300+ passing yards<br>4+ TD passes<br>multiple 40+ yard TD passes<br>no more than 1 INT<br><br>...and yet still lost. Those 2 instances were Joe Burrow vs. the Ravens in Week 5 &amp; Joe Burrow vs. the Ravens again tonight. <a href="https://t.co/vfRaLghMC9">pic.twitter.com/vfRaLghMC9</a></p>&mdash; OptaSTATS (@OptaSTATS) <a href="https://twitter.com/OptaSTATS/status/1854778686672605550?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 8, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
Yeah...Ravens have a historically bad pass defense.

RaidersOftheCellar 11-08-2024 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 17793920)
Shhh. I'm trying to decide if anyone in the history of the world has a more punchable face than Hunter Dickinson.

Nope. Can't think of anyone. Not even Laettner.
Sure, you can. Dig deep.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/AF02MatO0aw/maxresdefault.jpg

rfaulk34 11-08-2024 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by DrunkBassGuitar (Post 17793996)
You love him and want to hug him and touch his nips
I'd like to pinch his nips right off and stick them up his nose.

Since you mentioned it...story time!

Back a couple years ago when i was 8, living in Sumner Washington, a friend and i were playing outside near one of those old silver campers that you pull behind your car. So my friend was on top of it and he was trying to pull me up the curved part in the back. You know those campers. The one's with the hex-head self tappers that hold the panels together. Yeah, you know what comes next. As he was pulling me up, one of those screws ripped my nipple. Not outward though. It folded it inward about half way down.

I watched them them stitch it up too. As a side note, i'm not sure if this is true for everyone, it barely bled. It felt like a bee stung me, i looked down and saw a spot of blood and then when i looked in my shirt i freaked out.

rfaulk34 11-08-2024 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by T-post Tom (Post 17794005)
His expressions scream smugness steeped in stupidity.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...q15H2ZxCswDg&s
No one has a more smug look than Trav. Resting smugface.

rfaulk34 11-08-2024 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by ForeverIowan (Post 17794009)
Yeah...Ravens have a historically bad pass defense.
That's true. Pat had his 2nd best game of the year against them earlier. 291/1/1

As the inimitable Keith Jackson would say. Whoa Nellie.

Tribal Warfare 11-08-2024 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 17794019)
No one has a more smug look than Trav. Resting smugface.

Burrow is smug ultimate

ForeverIowan 11-08-2024 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 17794024)
That's true. Pat had his 2nd best game of the year against them earlier. 291/1/1

As the inimitable Keith Jackson would say. Whoa Nellie.
If Mahomes/Reid feel like they need to go for 400 through the air to win a game they will do it. They are playing complimentary football. Long, sustained drives. Keep your defense off the field and fresh for the 4th quarter. Wear the opposing defense down. There is a reason why they are making the critical plays in the 4th quarter. Dont need 50 TD/5,000 yard passing game this year.

Buehler445 11-08-2024 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 17793920)
Shhh. I'm trying to decide if anyone in the history of the world has a more punchable face than Hunter Dickinson.

Nope. Can't think of anyone. Not even Laettner.
The answer was is and always will be Grayson Allen.

Come on man.

T-post Tom 11-09-2024 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 17794019)
No one has a more smug look than Trav. Resting smugface.

Are you kidding me? FFS: He’s been in 4 Super Bowls. He’s won 3 Super Bowls. And he’s about to three-peat with yet ANOTHER Super Bowl win. He’s the greatest TE to ever play the game. He’s a guaranteed 1st ballot HOFer. His team is currently undefeated and the best team in football. He has the #1 sports podcast. He has a great family. He’s a gazillionaire. And most importantly: HE’S BANGIN’ TAYLOR SWIFT! He’s m-fing entitled to resting smugface! (All that and he’s not steeped in stupidity like JaMarr. :))

https://jpimg.com.br/uploads/2017/11...t-na-vogue.jpg

Bengal Billy 11-09-2024 05:43 AM
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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 17794017)
I'd like to pinch his nips right off and stick them up his nose.

Since you mentioned it...story time!

Back a couple years ago when i was 8, living in Sumner Washington, a friend and i were playing outside near one of those old silver campers that you pull behind your car. So my friend was on top of it and he was trying to pull me up the curved part in the back. You know those campers. The one's with the hex-head self tappers that hold the panels together. Yeah, you know what comes next. As he was pulling me up, one of those screws ripped my nipple. Not outward though. It folded it inward about half way down.

I watched them them stitch it up too. As a side note, i'm not sure if this is true for everyone, it barely bled. It felt like a bee stung me, i looked down and saw a spot of blood and then when i looked in my shirt i freaked out.

Oouuuch f*** rfaulk, I could've done without reading that

Coochie liquor 11-09-2024 07:02 AM
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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 17794017)
I'd like to pinch his nips right off and stick them up his nose.

Since you mentioned it...story time!

Back a couple years ago when i was 8, living in Sumner Washington, a friend and i were playing outside near one of those old silver campers that you pull behind your car. So my friend was on top of it and he was trying to pull me up the curved part in the back. You know those campers. The one's with the hex-head self tappers that hold the panels together. Yeah, you know what comes next. As he was pulling me up, one of those screws ripped my nipple. Not outward though. It folded it inward about half way down.

I watched them them stitch it up too. As a side note, i'm not sure if this is true for everyone, it barely bled. It felt like a bee stung me, i looked down and saw a spot of blood and then when i looked in my shirt i freaked out.
This story seems suspect, but I don’t wanna know the truth! 🤣🤣

Red Dawg 11-09-2024 07:25 AM
That defense isn't winning the SB.

RealSNR 11-09-2024 08:51 AM
Jamarr's eyes are too far apart. He's like Lamar. Looks like a hammerhead shark.


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