Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9890687)

I think if I ever have a large quantity of land and an excess of funds, a large ocelot and sloth preserve would be worthwhile.

Think of it as an interactive safari, where you aren't particularly worried about being mauled to death upon exiting your vehicle.

Sloth rape however, is a valid risk and waivers will be required.

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9893437)

I like a shaved bush.

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9890669)

I have worked so ****ing hard for the last 2 years trying to break into this sales career. And it's ****ing tough. Commission only can suck a big, fat, cock. Through all of this struggle, I have finally found a modicum of success. I will not ever do this again, probably, however I am now. In the last 6 weeks I have made 19k. That is why I got into this ****ing business! Finally!

I just cannot express how elated I am to be able to make this kind of scratch. Not trying to brag, just freaking the **** out a little bit. I've made pretty good money before, but not like this. And the money season isn't even here yet! That starts in the middle of next month. This is ****ing nuts!

Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 9896732)

Just lick my b###hole.

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9890669)

I just cannot express how elated I am to be able to make this kind of scratch.

Originally Posted by Clayton Bibsby (Post 9897356)

Obama frowns upon your success.