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Hammock Parties 06-19-2009 11:12 PM

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHAT?

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[12:07:04 am]tigolbittiesso do you go on dates often?
[12:07:04 am]tigolbitties:that might sound dumb....i am asking cause i don't....i feel new to all this again.
[12:07:28 am]tigolbitties:not that i am scared or anything


[12:07:48 am]E-STUD:ah...not really...although two in the last month is probably a record for me lol
[12:08:14 am]E-STUD:counting tomorrow, barring a natural disaster

[12:08:24 am]tigolbitties:lol
[12:08:46 am]tigolbitties:
i will make sure it is a good one incase the world ends


booger 06-19-2009 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 5850879)
Dude, PM me a pic... good luck.

what he said

Discuss Thrower 06-19-2009 11:17 PM

For frame of reference, this is what I looked like the last time I got some action.

The fact that GoChiefs is getting some and I'm not even though I've moved on from that stage in life is disheartening to me somewhat...

Whatever, go get her bigman and be sure to splickity splack on her face. Double points if you get it in her eye.

luv 06-19-2009 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Brock (Post 5850925)
I'll realize that when you're too busy to post here at midnight on a Friday night. Good luck.

This, and yes, I'm here at midnight on a Friay night. But only because the person I was supposed to hang out with went and fell in love this week, and it wasn't with me.

booger 06-19-2009 11:22 PM

so she has or hasn't been on a date since her divorce?

Sure-Oz 06-19-2009 11:27 PM

I'm here cause im a badass watching fast and the furious on a 64" hdtv, bluray edition!zzzzzzzzz

Delano 06-19-2009 11:29 PM

Clayton will not sleep with this woman.

PENCIL IT IN.

Hammock Parties 06-19-2009 11:35 PM

Oh shit...her divorce isn't even finalized yet...LMAO

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Clayton will not sleep with this woman.

PENCIL IT IN.
Your jedi mind tricks won't work on me.

booger 06-19-2009 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5850970)
Oh shit...her divorce isn't even finalized yet...LMAO



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What is she early 30's? What age.

Any idea about how long she was married?

Sure-Oz 06-19-2009 11:43 PM

no pics?

booger 06-20-2009 12:03 AM

where did claythan go?

I know you are excited but remember to breath dude. lmao

Phobia 06-20-2009 12:15 AM

If Claythan finally does find a woman to tolerate his crap I'll bet his personality improves by a power of 1000000000.

Hammock Parties 06-20-2009 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by booger (Post 5850975)
What is she early 30's? What age.

Any idea about how long she was married?

She's 30. Married for 6 years.

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where did claythan go?

I know you are excited but remember to breath dude. lmao
It's called auto-erotic asphyxiation. Not breathing is required.

booger 06-20-2009 12:37 AM

I know i give you crap about the whole virgin thing but here is some honest advice.

Don't expect to get laid on this first date. If it happens great, if not don't just say screw it and move on to the next victim.:)

Last i read you were honest about being a rookie at this stuff before going on dates. So i assume that is correct. If she is just looking to get laid herself she probably wouldn't pick a virgin. Maybe she would, who knows if so consider yourself pretty lucky. If you assume that she doesn't view you as a husband type that's one thing but to turn that into that she is looking for a roll in the hay........there is just alot of gray area in between.

If she tells you she just wants to be friends that is obvious. If she just seems to want to take it slow and get to know you just roll with it. It could be worth the wait judging by the pic and without knowing what she is like.

The only positive you have going about the virgin thing is the fact you don't got no koodies or herps dangling from your gonads.(another assumption :) ) So that's one thing she doesn't have to worry about.

You have to think of it as you both getting something out of it instead of just you getting laid.

JMO

Whether you want to call it fuck buddies or friends w/ benifits or whatever, those situations can be alot of fun if that's what you are both looking for. And from the sounds of her, just fresh off a divorce and she is a mom she probably isn't expecting too much and will want her freedom for awhile. Hard to tell though as women are goofy creatures.

Just in case you may want to visit the g-spot threads and such. Maybe quiz yourself on where the clit is. Remember your weiner has a mind of his own and if he gets the slightest hint at the smell of some puss he may just spray all over before you want him to. Be prepared to stick your head between her legs and go to town. If you can do that right she'll invite you back for more.:dom:

Hammock Parties 06-20-2009 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by booger (Post 5851012)
Last i read you were honest about being a rookie at this stuff before going on dates. So i assume that is correct. If she is just looking to get laid herself she probably wouldn't pick a virgin.

Oh hell no. I gave that up months ago. Bad idea.

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Just in case you may want to visit the g-spot threads and such. Maybe quiz yourself on where the clit is.
I have the internet. And a couple female friends. I'm good. I studied.


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