ROFL

How old are you?

I'm convinced that spelling "diarrhea" is more difficult than holding it in.

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I hadn't had sex in two freaking years. She was naked at my cabin and my kids stopped by.
The Humanity!

I can barely go 2 weeks.

I had sex last night and after about a minute and a half I realized that I wasn't into it so I stopped.

As soon as I pulled out and rolled over my legs started shaking uncontrollably. I think they were saying to me, "wtf are you doing?"

Did she still charge you full price?

Depending on your medications it might not be a good idea, anti depressants especially.

But I bet most of us used the green at some point in our lives.

In a somewhat related topic to my last post...

I need to know what the best condom is.

I have been using the Lifestyles Ultra Sensitive, which is the Consumer Reports top pick, and it's supposedly one of the thinnest, but still, I hate it.

I don't know if there will ever be one I find that I like, but some of you guys have to have the inside track on these things? Which one feels the best?

Trojans were always the best, hated lifestyles with a passion.

Crown. It's the ones porn stars occasionally use. Best I've used, when I use one.

Just watched From Dusk Till Dawn again. I am going to pretend the sequels do not exist.

Not sure there'll ever be one that you 'like' but Trojan twisted pleasure isn't bad.

My co-workers are pretty awesome. I haven't even been with this company for a year yet and they threw me a surprise wedding "meeting" during our lunch break yesterday. My boss baked a 3 tier wedding cake herself for the occasion. The all chipped in money for a visa gift card, that to my surprise had $235 on it! They also made me play a newlywed game in which I had to answer questions based on what I thought my fiance had answered the week before, as they had called her to get info without my knowledge. In guessing they had clue gifts that included pizza and beer.

Pretty cool and cannot believe that put all that together and bought all those things themselves for us.

Sounds like a good place to be. Congrats....




I hope you know what you are doing on the wedding....



LMAO