Anyone want to go to work for me tomorrow?

Only if you go to school for me!

Wouldn't it be easier to just call in and quit instead of sending one of us in there to f**k up so bad that you get fired?

What is your job?

i hate work. every monday I almost call in sick, but then i remember mine as well work monday through friday because nothing goes on until the weekend and I need money for whiskey,mountain dew, strippers, porn, and whiskey.

I've been out of school for quite awhile - that might not be a good idea if you need to maintain a good gpa.

It's not that you're lazy, it's that you just don't care?

I don't work.

Hence your record-breaking posting streak

I post a lot more when i am off of school

I can't exactly just "call in" - but I am going to burn a couple weeks of leave over the course of the next few months. I think I'll try and get some extra ski trips in...

oh, I have a job, but don't work

At the moment - I'm feeling pretty lazy.

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it's not challenging, just moved to st. louis, looking for a real job