What the **** did he do? $500,000 bond? Christ, he must have ****ed somebody up.

It doubles when you run. Ours were both originally 250k in 2008. We were involved in a crime ring of sorts in 05-07. A girl involved got caught and sung like a bird. They took me and Chris in first because she knew our full names, and being 18 and stupid, we both confessed to everything, even some things we had nothing to do with, so nobody else would get in trouble. Plus we thought we would be charged as juveniles since it was mostly done while we were underage. A couple months after we confessed, the warrants came out with the huge bonds. Then we realized just how big of a deal it was. We thought abut what to do for a while. I turned myself in, he didn't. Maybe he should have, and this would all be behind him, like it is me for the most part.

atleast Jackson county gives you soda for new years.

Also, he won't have to pay back very much because I've almost paid off the complete restitution.

Is this the same Chris who was here?

Velazquez has some weak takedown attempts, but he's winning the round.

Spidaman or whatever, yeah. Bug and guru met him.

I remember he was found face down in a ditch or something, then we never heard from him again.

The reason the bond is so high is because we both confessed to an armed robbery we didn't even know about. In court it was easy to prove I wasnt there, and it will be for him too. I just wish he would've faced his demons when I did. I told him he couldn't ignore it forever. He thought they forgot abut him or something.

Yeah. What I was really worried about then was them finding out in the Hospital who he really was. But even half alive he was able to get his fake name(my dead brother) off. It was in the police report and everything.

whats wrong with you guys

Used to be dumbasses. Well, I'm still a dumbass, just a different kind.

I always wanted to be a bank robber

It's something I deeply regret. I've paid my dues, and the victims involved have mostly been repaid and I even have close contact with a couple of them. I mostly regret doing this to my family. Everytime I go anywhere, do anything I have to explain myself. Everybody likes to jump on that Missouri casenet thing, and my record doesn't look pretty. I just got this apartment which was very difficult because of the Record. I had to lay every good thing about myself out there and hope it outweighed the bad. Which evidently it did. But I'll always have to explain myself, every new job, every new residence. To everyone. it sucks but that's what I get.

My dream job as a kid.

Every kid wants to be a fireman or a doctor or something. My stupid little ass wanted to be a criminal because I looked up to my moms stupid meth cooking/gas station robbing boyfriends. They were all cool and everybody respected them. I wanted to be like that.

One of them ever named Vince by any chance ?

A few small sample of the general population respected them for having no respect for anyone else. Great role models. Hope you, he and they all learned. Now if you can change the cycle for the young ones that thought you were a role model...

Let's talk shop.

I joined Chiefsplanet in 2006. I was farting around the board for a very long time, a couple years, enjoying company and ****ing around in occasionally heated arguments about Chiefs football. Always fun -- people remember your arguments and will bring them up later against you lest you abandon intellectual honesty. But you're always who you are to everybody else on the forum, you're never tarnished no matter the positions you take -- hell I advocated Jimmy Clausen a couple years ago with the #5 overall pick. That is not an opinion that haunts me.

Some time in 2007, I started posting in DC sporatically. I post on a couple political forums and the DC forum is a smaller version of those boards. Sometime starting around the spring of 2008, I started posting there regularly, as much as I was during any forum.

Immediately, my entire relationship with ChiefsPlanet changed. Even as I'd float to other forums to post my takes on whatever was being featured, my liberalism has been regularly brought up without prompting from some of the forum's more "colorful" characters. The immediate repulsion some folks displayed to me in response to my opinions immediately retreated my ChiefsPlanet persona to total privacy; I don't discuss my personal life anymore on this forum.

I used to -- I even went to a ChiefsPlanet party at Phobia's place a long time ago. But personal information in DC is only used as ammunition against you, so that's a determination I decided to make.

My increased participation and enjoyment in DC has come with a pricetag as a result. I've often considered starting another username and just having that username being the personal me while this username remains the political me in DC.

I'm not complaining, really. I've found my niche on CP. I just love communication dynamics and social theory, and these are the decisions I've made to make my posting on ChiefsPlanet as maximally enjoyable and minimally unenjoyable. To hold what's been my path on this board up to social theory is fascinating.

I joined CP in 2006 also and I'm a much better poster than you.

Also, I have a love/hate thing with Superjail.

What objective metric are you using to measure the quality of a poster.

Because I'm pretty sure I have you on penis size.

You can tell by my post count.

I think penis size should be the measure we use here.

Don't you know that those things directly correlate?

So your penis is 5000 posts longer than mine?

Gives a whole new meaning to postwhoring.

hispanic jokes are frowned upon here

I have fewer posts than you both, but I'm king of 2006 N00bs

That was 2007 I believe...

Anyways, you're not even in the top 5 post count for 2006 members. You don't even register.

1. Hamas
2. BucEyedPea
3. DeezNuts
4. Buck
5. Direckshun

it was, I joined a few days before christmas 2006, I was just trying to play...

Does BEP post in DC? That was a surprising name to find.

Constantly.

I should mention, when I said this:

This is what I meant:

This was posted, like, five minutes ago in DC. It's a constant ****ing drumbeat.

Why people are so immediately hostile to disagreeing ideas, is beyond me.

die in an aides brushfire

It's adorable when you do it.

cuz ur gay bro thats why he wants to put his dick in u

lol WTF is going on

I'll say this: it was a thread about gun control.

I have faced a lot of heat in DC, the healthcare debate was particularly intense.

But I have never faced more heat and more vitriol on a single subject moreso than when I advocate gun control.

I know that's not a particularly popular position in the Midwest, but it's like night and day how acidic people have been in response to me over the course of the debate.

Agreed.

And that 2006 class probably the greatest ever.

This is something you can't understand. How I could just, kill a man...

Getting my last post in in case thread is locked. It's been fun!

Locked

Ok, who farted!

I'm naked in my bathtub, because my new apartment does not have a ****ing shower, and I haven't gotten around to buying 1 of those attachments.

if argo does, he'll have a jacuzi

tried it out it wasn't that impressive

eat more bean burritos, then see how much comes out of your spedo

ROFL

naked bro nude

Keep a can of fabreze close by; trust me I'm speaking from experience.

I was thinking about falling down some steps earlier decided against it

...Done that as well. It's way overrated.

I've heard negative things, so I seriously considered just straight falling off the balcony, **** the steps.

Yeah I have not done that and the steps are the only thing I have to compare it too, so I would, again, be inclined to think that it, too, is overrated.

what if you're trying to set something up to sue?

This summer I was at our lake house at the lake of the ozarks and we boated on down to one of the bars (Possum Holler maybe?) and had some drinks. Girls got drunk, we sang karaoke, and times were good. As the bar closed and we stumbled our way back to the dock to boat on home, I shit you not, I watched a guy just flat out walk right off the dock and faceplant into the water like nothing had happened.

I had not laughed that hard in years, maybe ever.

Depends on the circumstances. What location are you attempting this "accident"?

I remember meeting you at that party at Phobia's and you were a quiet guy. Nothing like the poster we see now. heh

I was just telling someone, via text, about these two owls that just flew by my window 10 feet from me. they were whoo whooooing pretty loud and big gray barn owls. She asked what the whooos sounded like;


I responded, "like Roger Daultry and Peter Townsend." I think I'm witty at 4 am....

Now the wait for Twitter to wake up.

I just woke up about a few hours ago and you guys are in trouble. My wife just said have fun she knows me... And went to bed. My youngest has the door. He will f***you up without me doing a thing. I am glad I have dogs and no kids.

what the **** are you talking about. are you naked again? the knocking on the back door isn't me, it's goatboy.... are you going to answer?

what the **** are you talking about. are you naked again? the knocking on the back door isn't me, it's goatboy.... are you going to answer?