Barney Stinson 2,699
Buck 2,434
luv 2,433
Joie 1,952
KurtCobain 1,909

Hmmm.

Dogs can't look up.

and the dogs are treated like real ****ing people.

and that's why Taco Bell commercials are better than chick flicks because the dogs they understand Spanish

Did you ever think that it's not that Dogs can understand English, but that maybe you can understand Dog?

Ooh ****

That was really deep for a chargers fan.

I remember my first season here, you gave me a choice of like 6 avatars that would be good luck for the Chargers in the playoffs and I told you to go **** yourself and we lost. I wish I would have chosen one.

If wishes and bitches queers and beers we'd all be dancing to techno.

And wtf are you taking about? I've only been here since November.

oh yeah

but yeah you should take 1 of those avatars.

I actually rooted for the chargers that year for you.

Another thing about chick flicks: bitches love singing for audiences. Especially in a quartet with her three best friends or sisters.

No practicing, though, apparently, ever.

On the subject of chick flicks, the "serious" ones always depict men as evil. The husband is an alcoholic abuser and the nice young next-door neighbor is actually a serial-rapist.

Oh, and the nice guy she meets half-way through the movie is actually a reformed serial-rapist. He's not killing or raping anymore, but he used to. He has a mysterious and dangerous past.

Coyote ugly was a good one

I'm trying

We're going to have to kill buck if you don't start posting more.

So what's new?

I can't tell you how many times I've masturbated this week.

23

I didn't jerk off today.

Starting to get edgy as I haven't jerked since Sunday.. But I've got to keep up this sort of pace.

Guys, I'm 4 days from going a whole year without cheating on my diet.

That's good.

I have. Well, its one now, so its the next day, so I guess I haven't. I'm thinking about it though. Need to set a mood.

I mean it. I've got some quality jerks in this week.

I wonder how my balls do it sometimes.

Don't jerk it raw, brah.

:facepalm: Faptastic, fellas.

Explain yourself.

No thanks to you. :#

Men really are tough creatures.

Use some damn lotion.

Don't beat your dink until it gets pink.

Sorry. I'll leave now.

:sulk:

Alright I'm going to bed.

me too but not to Sleep

Don't act like you ladies don't flick the bean, play the banjo or butter your own biscuit now and again.

You do that in your own bed? That's what the bathroom was made for. Or the spare bedroom.....

I Sleep on the floor. Bust nuts there too.

Umm Barney Stinson is not a cop, but I'm sure he role played one once.

I just received like a hundred thousand casino cash donation from a guy I never talk to on this board.

Somebody explain this to me.

he felt bad that you're a bitch

Just watched 5 episodes of Duck Dynasty.


So ****ing awesome

wtf?

YOU'RE A BITCH

BITCH

Seriously, though, and I'm not even kidding: I will donkey punch you.

Dude you guys... I GOT MY APARTMENT TODAY!!

So that means I only had to live in my grandmas basement for one week.

I'm so happy pioli could stay, Romney could replace Obama and I wouldn't Care !!!

today was truly a great day.

So back to independence hopefully Monday or Wednesday. **** olathe Kansas! **** it in its ass!

I was, then tried big money corporate security. Went back to the uniform, better benefits and actually paid the hours I work.

Donkey punch, could that be some sort of Denver foreplay?

LMAO

This is no longer fun.

Who is Argo, anyway? I've been hanging out in DC too long to keep up.

Your bestest buddy, Argo.

A guy who got his ****ing apartment today and doesn't have to live with guys gma!!!

Congrats. :)

Who the hell are you, really.

A guy who loves the chiefs, royals, whiskey, fat chicks, freedom, the state of Missouri, pasta, sunsets and is named after a badass movie that is sure to bring home many Oscars.

You are CrazyCoffey and always will be. Barney Stinson is a TV character.

I just took a massive shit

And for it, we are all the wiser.

Argo is Kotter.

I threatened you with a world class donkey punch.

Why are you still in this thread.

Lmfao

Kotter is an Argo mult? He seems happy, almost in a state of nirvana

That sounded like a drunk statement, didn't it?

All Apologies to anyone that thinks I'm a mult. I am just Argo, and I'm glad to be here.

Awesome. Now I'm hungry and I want to listen to bluegrass.

:D

While flicking your bean?

Struggle with time much?

Multiple bannings on the way.

No. I can't multitask.

Argo is Skip Towne

Sir, you have been in such a great mood lately and we truly appreciate your optimism. :)

back in my day we used to walk 75 miles through the snow naked just to log onto an internet message

what did I do this time?

I think we're getting Andy Reid.

and how does that make you feel??

My buddy got a DUI last night.

He drank 2 rum and cokes and a beer and blew a .14...

he probably had assault weapons in his car.

My buddy got picked up by the police last night. He did a lot of stupid things with me in 2007. I went to prison and he went on the run from the law. Now he has a good job, a wife (I was his best man), and a new born son, and he completely follows the law besides obviously being a fugitive. Last night his brother ratted him out and they took him in. 500,000 dollar bond. Hopefully the judge sees the good he's been doing and reduces the bond out just gives him probation. His family needs him. and he's my ride to work.

Wow. I hear stories like this all the time. 2-3 drinks then blowing way higher than you would think.