Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10704713)

I woke up this morning and my taint was purple.

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10704713)

I woke up this morning and my taint was purple.

Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 10704715)

This thread getting completed is just like the chiefs motto.....

Maybe next year

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10704726)

Just like Mizzou especially under Kim Anderson

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10700099)

Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 10704715)

This thread getting completed is just like the chiefs motto.....

Maybe next year

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10704597)

too busy with life right now...



****ing sucks too.

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10704997)

New roastmaster....Chris616 featuring Bipolar and reiko57

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 10705442)

RAISED ON RIOTS IS STILL HERE?!


OH **** YA!

http://i.imgur.com/mrmVE.gif

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10705861)

True evil never dies.

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10705000)

Zarth get a hold of Raised on Riots to do a few of em. What's his new handle? PM me Sweet Willy.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10705819)

You and I both, homeslice. Hope it gets better, bud.

I got myself into one of the weirdest, stupidest situations in my life a few days ago. I have been tempted to disclose it, but have held off because I don't feel like elaborating on why I was where I was when all this shit happened. Disclosing health-related shit kind of embarrasses me at 31... Not to mention, it'd take too long to fully describe it. But man, some real ****ed up shit a few days ago...

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10705876)

LMAO

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10706020)

his spirit enduuuured

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10706039)

....and Lil Chiefy ' s everywhere cower in fear

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10705850)

I missed out on the whole Chris616 stuff, but I have seen a quote on someone's signature and it was...."whoa." Can someone fill me in on who this dude was and what his trip was? Was it a D.C. thing?

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10706071)

I can't believe he hasn't been outed yet. He's way more chill in this incarnation, but he still spits the same shit. I've met the guy in person. He's not a bad guy.

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10706071)

I can't believe he hasn't been outed yet. He's way more chill in this incarnation, but he still spits the same shit. I've met the guy in person. He's not a bad guy.

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10706073)

now i know
why people drink

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10706071)

I can't believe he hasn't been outed yet. He's way more chill in this incarnation, but he still spits the same shit. I've met the guy in person. He's not a bad guy.

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 10706077)

Anyone that outs me as Satan/Loki is probably decent.

:)

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10706091)

I can see clearly now the rain has gone..... Much better in this reincarnation, also met the dude and know he's a good guy. Internet blinders are off

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10706113)

Haha, God...which one is he???

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10705819)

You and I both, homeslice. Hope it gets better, bud.

I got myself into one of the weirdest, stupidest situations in my life a few days ago. I have been tempted to disclose it, but have held off because I don't feel like elaborating on why I was where I was when all this shit happened. Disclosing health-related shit kind of embarrasses me at 31... Not to mention, it'd take too long to fully describe it. But man, some real ****ed up shit a few days ago...

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10705850)

I missed out on the whole Chris616 stuff, but I have seen a quote on someone's signature and it was...."whoa." Can someone fill me in on who this dude was and what his trip was? Was it a D.C. thing?

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10706096)

They're talking about Darth CarlSatan, you silly goose.

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10706143)

Are you the guy that I saw on "Sex Sent Me to the ER" yesterday? The dude's wife put a vibrator in his butt and it worked its way up there. They couldn't get itout bbecause his butt muscles kept spasming and forcing it further up. They had to do surgery.

That was rico.

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 10706127)

He's a big pimp lookin' mother-****er with a hat.

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10706146)

Like Sorter said, you missed out. I mean you REALLY missed out. It wasn't just DC, it was everywhere.

The unfortunate thing is that a mod deleted every post of his so the evidence and laughter is gone. Those threads were definitely HOC material.

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10706348)

He may have been the single greatest short term poster in the history of CP.

Dude was an absolute enlightened pimp daddy.

He was nailed to the cross and Pilate and the CP Senators washed their hands and sealed his fate.

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10706073)

now i know
why people drink

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10706371)

He wasn't only banned, but his posts were deleted? Was he one of these "so enlightened they come off as insane" types?

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10706392)

One day he offered someone like Donnie Avery up in prayer and minutes later he scored his only touchdown.

However, it's been pointed out that his presence corresponds with the start of our losing streak.

So Messiah or Antichrist? Still out for debate.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10706392)

One day he offered someone like Donnie Avery up in prayer and minutes later he scored his only touchdown.

However, it's been pointed out that his presence corresponds with the start of our losing streak.

So Messiah or Antichrist? Still out for debate.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10706371)

He wasn't only banned, but his posts were deleted? Was he one of these "so enlightened they come off as insane" types?

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10706398)

Bad JuJu or Grand Master Troll? Have we even answered that one yet?

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10706401)

Only if you, the reader, were/was unable to embrace his message of love and peace and compassion.

And he did it with relevant aplomb tying it into positiveness and happiness and the Chiefs.

If Jesus, Confucious, St. Augustine and DeCartes combined into a singular supreme being and it mated with Amelia Earhart, the resulting offspring would then ask Chris for an autograph.

He was all that.

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10706402)

Obvious mult and was put down after a while...

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 10706082)

Rico probably got a toy car stuck up his ass.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10706408)

He was a mult, also? Of who?

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10706402)

Obvious mult and was put down after a while...

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10706416)

Well...you.

http://www.animation-addicts.com/wp-...fight_club.jpg

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10707176)

Someone PM me Riots new handle

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10707568)

Seriously?

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10706143)

Are you the guy that I saw on "Sex Sent Me to the ER" yesterday? The dude's wife put a vibrator in his butt and it worked its way up there. They couldn't get itout bbecause his butt muscles kept spasming and forcing it further up. They had to do surgery.

That was rico.

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10708414)

srvy should be on the list

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10709207)

I agree. He's a great poster. I dont know when he joined, but I just started noticing him about a month ago.

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10709208)

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10699829)

70. Omaha

http://www.thefrisky.com/wp-content/...y_boo_boo7.gif

Look, just shut up about the too fat thing, okay? It's not funny anymore, and I'm tired of people impulsively attaching it to the ends of posts of mine that they quote.

I really have great ideas that I want to share with you all, but I can never get real conversations started because everybody always replies with "too fat lol!" And people still laugh and high five each other when that happens! For crying out loud, the fat girl conversation is YEARS old at this point.

The real truth is I've been lying. I've never porked a chick lighter than 150 lbs in my life. Why? It's obvious-- in Omaha there exists no woman who is not obese. It's true. The best you can do is to hope she wouldn't tip the scale when weighed against frazod. That's right. 300 pounds. Against my worst enemies, I wish that their families would get raped by my girlfriend at the time. I actually ****ing love that shit. I eat it up.

So there. No chick is too fat for me. Drop the jokes, please.

Now let's talk about the Chiefs. The cheerleaders sure look great, don't they?

Originally Posted by Omaha (Post 10709686)

Wow. Just wow.

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10709959)

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10710167)

Smaque got any roasts in ya. We are beyond on fumes.

Originally Posted by Omaha (Post 10709686)

Wow. Just wow.

Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10710338)