Shhhh.....

,,

Yay! I taught someone something today!

And to think that I wasn't going to contribute tonight.

Who are you?

WHO WHO WHO WHO

I really wanna know!!!

Yeah, who?

I thought that after I posted it.

I'm the new guy.

Great minds....

Where?

Funny movie. Have you ever broke your...oh, never mind.

Hey your a n00b, well so am I, but yeah its not called a new guy. Where you from and who are your teams?

This is very important to me, I got into an argument tonight with some of my buddies. What are your guys takes on the possiblity of being half vampire/half zombie?

Now there is a conundrum.

You took up smoking again, didn't you? Did you advance to crack?

How could you tell, no, crack, it kills.

Oh, I don't think so. How would that happen?

Sounds like a bad night in a hotel room.

Could you imagine being type A, and drinking some type B?

Or the half zombie? Which part of you is dead?

Heres my theory...If it is at all possible...You would have to be bit by a zombie, and the second you died from the infection, you would have to be bit by a vampire. Now this would only work if a zombie becomes a zombie the instant the human dies.

But a vampire can't drink blood from the dead.

They have to begin before you die but be in bite as you die.

No, no, no...
 

I think it would have to go the other way. I think you would have to be a vampire and then become zombified. How does one become zombified, anyway?

According to his post, being bit by a zombie.

Brains, brains, brains, braaaaaaaaaiiiiiins!!!!1

Well the thing is that vampires are already dead as well, so a vampire cant be killed by a zombie. The only way possible is if they were killed by a vampire the same exact time that they died from being bitten by a zombie.

maybe the zombie wanted the vamps brain. i.e. dead like a zombie, thinking like a vamp

So, then, vampires are already zombies.

But, with more character.

Nope. I don't think you can combine two undead beings. Now a werewolf/ vamp combo or a werewolf/ zombie...

Wrong.

There is way too much thinking for me at 2:45 am. nite all

Yeah thats another thing we discussed, however a werewolf vampire wouldn't survive because think about it, werewolfs always end up waking up the next day in the forest during the day time, the vampire would be killed in the sun.

I'm going to bed. EIther the talk of zombies/vampires or reading a Dean Koontz novel will give me some interesting dreams. If SP shows up, tell him I said he's a chump.

Good Night.

Okay... goodnight...

Zombies = living dead
Vampires = living dead who drink blood

So by you method every zombie is a vampire.

L8r Luv

edited post

Leaving now. 'Night.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/061027.html

edit: may or may not be work safe (there is a questionable illustration)

Damn, ebaums World got pwn3d on wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EBaum%27s_World

This is what it looked like before.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...ldid=104761573

Where the **** is everybody? Wake the **** up and start posting. Pussies.

My name is Shake Zula, the Mic Rula, the Old Schoola

This coming from the Pussy that didn't show up last night. :harumph:

Meh.

Sorry I missed it. But I do have a life every once in a while.

I thought you were being a pussy and going to bed.

Some of us have jobs. I'm here now, so let the fun start.

We thought you may have froze to death walking home last night. You didn't even bother to call. :harumph: :p

Excuses. Get your priorities straight man. :shake:

LMAO


Oh, wait, you wanted us to believe that? Sorry, (clears throat)...

"We know, you're the Mac Daddy. You were probably out having 6-way."





(with your hand)

I'm busy watching all the asshats trying to connect to my PC... It's mesmerizing.

I am the Walrus.

What's that like?

Do chickens and goats count?

A quick note for you single men:

Start developing a relationship with her now, before she's so hot she won't talk to you.

You've been warned.

Everyone check the 10pm thread for a second...

Keading, you're going to have to sort this one out for us.

You mean the post where you're full of s**t?

Okay, were they bit by the vampire before or after beginning penetration?

:thumb: LMAO

Its really not that big of a deal. Nobody was arrested.

There are a select few on my list who won't stand a chance in hell. You thought I was nothing more than "a really good friend" or "sister type" before, then you won't stand a chance of thinking of me as more later.

I had farm animals to atend to.

Think about it, why would I come on here and Have a picture of the chargers kicker?

I heard the whole story..everybody was concerned about you stumbling and bumbling your way home in the snow last night..luv too.

Agreed. You can forget it if you asked for any sort of advice on getting into another girls pants in the past too. (I'm taken now...but good rules to live by)

Is this joeyranaway?

Tell me your boyfriend isn't stumppy.

Nah, it's acesn8s.

I think not

And you let that stop you?

Chick talk :shake:

Jeezuz, when will these fuqtards learn?

Just so you know Joie, when you break up with acesn8s and don't leave, and I launch into you with a full frontal assault of profanities, it's nothing personal.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=140347

If you ever need to vent, come here, go psycho, and then blame it on PMS. :)

Who's joeyranaway? I just joined yesterday. Joie is a nickname (my middle name is Jo).

Not really. Ask anyone here about stumppy and his exes.

Oh. Well hes normally on here and he has new nicknames every other week, so I though you were him.

Damnit, this thread is supposed to be entertaining. Not this borefest.