People who don't like alcohol

Lord knows I dont want to be dickraped.

Hey I just read this on wikipedia (which makes it true)

One's golden birthday, also called a champagne birthday, is the day when the age someone turns is the same as the day in the month he was born. (e.g. someone turning 20 on January 20th celebrates his golden birthday).

My 21st Birthday is on January 21st.

Oh okay. For some reason I thought you were supposed to mix tequila with it.

People who can't handle hard liquor.

You probably could, but it wouldn't taste good.

It isn't liqour, its a liqouer sp?

similar to Grand Mariner sp?

When I first bought it, it was because it said Tequila on it. I thought it was real liquor (at the time).

****in A, sorry for getting so excited about my Birthday, I just cant believe it.

I'll be ashamed of you if you remember enough to tell us about it.

Attention whore

You're birthday is 2 days away.

I always think I remember everything. But I am told I repeatedly told someone to shut the **** up for 2 hours straight at the last party I went to, and I don't remember that.

Your not spelling You're correctly. You're blatant mispelling of your is obvious.

I tend to black out when I drink too much. Rather easily, actually.

Stoopid Charger fans.