Or take someone and say your'e going to Reno. Put them in the car with Clemenza in which he happens to have a long chain on him.

Thats the Spirit Gump........

That Floor isn't going to mop itself, woman.

I think you were in my 9th grade gym class.

This thread appears that it is in need of a fresh stirring.

i didnt make it to the 9th grade.But i got the most learning if the trailer park.

I think we need some smack talk by the pastor. :)

Hey BD, clear out your PMs.

Funny, almost all of your posts seem to make you feel better about yourself. :p

Yea well I have a fragile ego and need to feel better about myself preferable at the expense of others.

i laugh when people fall down aswell.

Mmmmm. i dont want them to get up and be mad

Whatever, it's the truth... the ZepSinger post there was cute and all, but everything else we've already seen. The acting was good and all but we've seen the "Big Daddy gets pissed off and rides somebody's ass" script before. I think the French judge gave it a 9.5 but I've got to give it an 8.75 for originality. No Oscar winner's today boys. :D

This thread is still churning. You know what? We still have no responses from Skip town and beer me in this whole thread.
Whats up with that?
They post about everyday i thought. Maybe all of a sudden they will come in and pummel this.

I haven't seen either of them since this was posted.

On second thought, maybe that's why this thread sucks... but like I said, they've seen this script before too, they just didn't want to take the part. Instead, they're going to hire Keanu Reeves and Scott Baio in their place to create the absolute worst movie in history.

Insulting Scott Baio on Psicosis' birthday... :shake:

Yeah, I spent forever trying to think of a witty comment for that thread... and I couldn't think of one. Of course right after I post it hits me... "SCOTT BAIO!" But oh well, what are you gonna do?

I agree TK13. If they would show up this thread would be rolling like a train with nothing to stop it. Entertainment would be at a premium.
The critics would be in awe of what they witness with the bantering going back and forth and the final, apocalyptic ending silenceing the stunned crowd. And the tickets to get in to view the spectacle would be standing room only.

I'll tell you what really sucks is that stupid avatar.

tk13,

Wait a second didn't you have a stuffed animal before? I take it back it's an improvement good move. :thumb:

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Shit i heard that smack all the way out here.ROFL

I would have to agree with BD on that one, its a little annoying.

Stupid? Maybe to you, I'm sure if you had your way you'd have your mouth around that ball and it would be connected to beer me's crotch. Sorry I guess, can't please them all. :D

Yea well ya gotta keep your eye on the ball.

The thread has just been jump started.

You mean Mr. Huevos of tobiko? Those are orange dude get it straight. :shake:

How tall are you? This is a common symptom of men under 5'7" otherwise known as "little mans diseas". :p

No Chit, you sure have pushed me a few times. ROFL :p

Well I guess you would know. I feel bad for beer me... I'd hate to have some Andy Dick Californian-wannabe all over my balls because I wouldn't let him suck me off.

Yea well I'm a pretty big guy but I have a small fry as otherwise noted so I have to make up for it in other ways.

How much do you weigh pally?

I'M GETTIN UP!!!

Why don't you PM them. :)

Who are you kidding? Based upon the way your looking at that ball in your avatar I would say you have a pretty big obsession with balls. What do you do after watching tennis, flip the channel to queer eye for the tennis guy?

I don't know he held back a mini-van at Qualcomm once. Then again it was probably all the beer he drank that day, fucking alchoholic.

I think they are fully aware of the situation. Maybe when beer me gets a few in him this evening his rage will get the best of him and he will take on BD. Admission free to all Chiefsplanet.

:rolleyes: Oh good grief. Next you'll tell us you beat beat his face in with your bloody fucking fist. OK Jenson.

Yeah right.

More likely it will be when he puts a few away at the club tonight hits on the semi-reerun in formal wear who cant hold her head up and still gets shotdown in flames,then cruises the strip and gets laughed at by the low rent HOs then he'll be in a rage.Then maybe it'll really *kick off*.

The steroids are obviously seeping into your brain. Too bad they only enhanced the part that makes you act like a dumbass.

Im up all night, i will be waiting the appearance like a little kid waiting for Santa Claus to come down the chimmney.

Atta boy, i love to see othersgo clockwork hooligan.

Daaaaaamn dude, chill out your really starting to hurt my feelings.

Ya we know ya poor bastard,afraid to even venture out.

Threaten him w/ your dogs!!!!!

ROFL Actually i will be at work. Hopefully i will check in at the internet from time to time. But works been busy lately. I did a hit and run with a few postings last night and then had to get back to the grind.

BZZT! Too late, I win. :D

Naw at sometimes I get too sensitive and it's obvious queer eye for the tennis guy has too much game for me anyway. Maybe if I'm really nice to him from now on he will sell me one of those teddy bears he was sportin awhile back.
:wayne:

ROFL You are definitely one of a kind. :clap:

ROFL

Thanks for your participation, now about that deal on Teddy.

I thought Delt was doing the Deals.

I've got Teddy bears for 39.95, or a special, 3 for a C note. Thats 3 for only a C.

While supplies last! Hurry don't be left out.

Actually I liked that real cute one tk had. I wanted to buy it for beer butt to comfort him in his time of need.

I'll choose to be left out.

ROFL

Quit pimping yourself pussy, your in the smack zone. You gotta keep your eye on the balls like tk.

I forgot, this is the smack thread not the compliment thread, Man I must really be a dumass.

Fug you Delt, you wouldn't put my ass down in the first place, and since it was 2 on one, my buddy usually packs a glock.

Since we are tellin stories, let me tell you the time some drunk fug like you decided to swipe our water gun on the shuttle bus back from the river. My buddy is ready to blow the whole thing off but his women is agging him into doing something.

Out of phase: From the top, the bus is going down to the parking lot and these guys, thinking they are smart like you, clandestinely throw the water gun out the window of the bus so on the way back up the hill they would grab it. Figuring we wouldn't know about it. My friend could give a fug, its just a water gun?? But his girl is saying, go get those guys. So we go back up the road, one way in one way out form the parking and beat these guys to the top of the hill.

They see us and are being coy, and say to my buddy, "DUUUUDE, nice HUMMER." Thats it, thats all my friend can take, he drives the Hummer off the curb and pins them into the curb of the street where they can't move, says to them, "Wheres my fuggin water gun?!!"

Lamely they deny they stole it, then he pulls up the shirt just a bit and exposes the glock and says "NOW MUTHA FUGGER< WHERES MY GUN!" The squirt gun comes flying out of the car.

He says, thats what I thought, then we drive off. This is one of those high powerd squirt guns that looks like an air pump and can shoot a stream of water about 20 yards. Value=20 bucks, but you don't fug with my friend.

But if you want to do it mono a mono, dat be kool. :p
There, ya feel better? :p

ROFL

Nice story, glad for your sake it had a happy ending. :)

Glad for all of our sakes that the story is over! ROFL

You like happy endings don't you? YEA YOU DO!!!

THe thing we do for love I guess. Did I say his women was wanting him to show those guys who was the man???

I think the insulting, "duude, Nice Hummer" comment set him off. Like, he doesn't even know we stole his chit.

Are you calling me some kinda bundle of sticks or something? FUG you man, I mean, other than the Little house on the prairie thing, I am a tough guy, NO REAlly.

You see, I don't have to bring other people down to compensate for my lack of spaghetti, actually, it is the other way arround. I feel compassion and try to lift others up to my level. :p

Yes, this being a Chiefs fan better have a fuggin happy ending because I am gettin old.

You should have said, happy ENDing.

then it would have been a double entendre.

I got news for ya paly, lifting people into basement isn't a lifetime achievement award Mr. water pistol.

Well this is some bull$hit......I've been to bed twice now and only woke up next to that stinkin hound.......I was hopin it would be Red...... :p

i know...i know... :banghead:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! :cuss: :banghead: :mad:

I would of but I was unaware of ENDO's new job as a massage therapist.

BEER ME man, where are you????

ROFL

Hiding under the bed like he was on 9-11................

Pally, now you are using my gangster talk. Can't you think of your own chit man, Or do I have to write if for you.

Basement is right, with cement overshoos. :p

Yea, you guys are getting boring we need somebody new to woop up on. Check back later gotta go crack the neck.

GIVE IT TO ME!!!

ROFL ROFL ROFL He thought the world was coming to an end remember? ROFL ROFL ROFL

Enough of this it's crackin time.

WHAT the FUG do you know about gettin paid???

You think getting 1% on 20K in a fuggin passbook account is gettin paid.

:shake: :rolleyes:

Same response man.

Something costs 19.99 and you get .01 and you call that change?

Have you ever heard of significant figures, and a number so small that it approaches zero?

The whole concept of calculus is based on the width of an infinite number of rectangles under a curvilinear function approach an ininitely small width.

But technically, you are right smart ass. :p

Fat jokes and mama JOkes, now there you go.

Damn piece of shit keyboard keeps sticking when I hit the SHIft key.

:banghead:

Naw, not me. More likelely it is the sweat and the feed dust mixing together to make a mud like paste.

Same excuse JOhn uses. Weak.