Just be sure to use a VPN so it looks like you're posting from Jupiter.


Oh, why am I telling you this, no one is dumb enough to post stock pics from Jupiter while sitting at home... :doh!:

Wait did ya'll really look up what IP he was posting from and it wasn't Belize? lmao

Yes, I was curious as well LMAO

Definitely more believable than Belize.

Yes and yes.

You sneaky little devil! :evil:

Then why was your location showing home when you weee supposedly in Belize? What a liar.

And how come any mother****er with a PC and nothing else to do can right click on an image to do a "reverse google lookup" and find every single website that the photos were appropriated from?

It's not hard to out a ****ing liar.

Going with the ol double down strategy. That's bold.

https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.0572431b...pid=ImgRaw&r=0

Aw hell, Cotton's yer dad. I'm sorry Hank.

Well this is interesting. The outhouse in Lawrence KS vy chance?

Looks like it.

Also find it odd that anyone would post pics from inside the bathroom while in ****ing Belize...because they wouldn't

I think he posted that before he “went to Belize” from the comfort of his own single wide. That was his “girlfriend” he was taking with him. And then he had to make up more lies to tell us why she was wearing those weird gloves, etc. Jesus, the guy must have the worst life ever. Taking the time to write this shit, and post pics he was jerkin it to. Like… why??:eek::doh!:

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I'm in Colorado.

[puts on jet pack and flies to Cyprus]

Ta Daa

So, there once was this poster named Midnight Vulture. He's not around any more, but the long saga of his existence and notoriety might be something you would want to look into.

Here's a start:https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthre...165020&page=96

Laptop stealer?

I’m familiar.

These don’t compare to the boards published writer BetaMaX fantasies.

Haha I'm glad a random post about a man playing pokémon with viruses caused this thread to get it's burst back. Too bad virus man wasn't there for Junior Siavii.

Crave you beat your meat thinking about taking an imaginary chick to Madagascar?

Crave : man if I could get a girlfriend, not the meth mouth down the street.
An ACTUAL girlfriend, and we could get out of this trailer park, oh man…. I’d be the man sooooo bad! God she’d want me more than anyone has ever wanted a guy with a sweet single wide. Taking her to Belize, where I can show EVERYONE how awesome I’d look with a girl by my side, again not the meth mouth from down the street, and the people would all be so jealous of me…. Oh God it would ….. be sooo….. damnit, I just came….. I bet my girlfriend would LOVE my premature ejaculation ….. and my Micropenis…. And my erectile dysfunction…. She’d love all of it!!!

Why, she would crave Crave.

Loool it's a stripper?

lmao

the trashiest strip bar in the middle of a corn field, classic

Didn't Cave used to post that he's driving through Nicaragua right now...now I'm in Costa Rica etc.

Like he was a world traveler or something.

Please just preserve whats left of your dignity and take the hit, Craves

That was Suzzer

This. Take the L, admit you lied, and we can drop it. You’ve been busted Crave. It’s clear as day.

I’m getting my world travelers mixed up on CP, my bad.

I’m never ****ing dropping it

Shhhh… (I’m not either but let’s get him to admit he lied!)

Can I get a recap? (I know I can because y’all love wiring out cp drama)

Get the popcorn, do we have a story for you!

JFC what a stooge

i've actually been to belize

i have the photos to prove it

He doesn’t live off moms dime.

I dig it, party on brotha!

Invest in some Lume

Lmao, wonder how many time Nick Athan raw dogged his bitch ass in Belize?

His GF paid for it.

1. it was my sister's wedding

2. it was four years ago

3. my dad paid for EVERYONE

4. **** you

So, what I see you are saying here is, you ACTUALLY went to Belize?

That wasn't sarcasm directed at Crave Johnson??

I don't get it. Kind of anticlimactic, really...

Not impressed. on a scale of 1-10 I rate that a 5. Get two of those at the same time and you have a 10. :evil:

Only because if they want someone to talk to, they can talk to each other.

i'm a man of my word

https://scontent.fmkc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...Kw&oe=632FAF15

This is still more noble than renting a car named Phillip.

that was a filthy ****ing lie

the locals have a great sense of humor

https://scontent.fmkc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...-Q&oe=632EC466

HP (Hit Piece) most everything you type is bullshit.

Please no more photos of your Indiana Jones cosplay.

Crave paying $10k to take her to grease, and here I am using free graze to take her to #town.


Any more artistic photos from her only fans of that mud robber nest she claims is the no-no hole?

Sorry OnlyFans-quality girls won’t date you, bro.

Apparently none will date you. Even if you’re willing to take them to the stabbin cabin in the back of your trailer. Sad! Why you gotta lie bruh?

More like Indianus Bones

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Cave please tell us a story about Belize
Where you took that girl pretty please

The trip in your story had a girl
That took you out for quite a whirl

She wore black gloves on her hand
And her little body was nice and tan

Now she took you to her room she's going to strip
As you looked down at your little tip

Suddenly she saw you came to fast
You couldn't even make it last

Cave fired up a smoke and said was it good for you
She knew then and there that she was through

This story is sad it makes you cry
The good news the story is a big fat lie!

Harrison Ford Festiva

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Cave please tell us a story about Belize
Where you took that girl pretty please

The trip in your story had a girl
That took you out for quite a whirl

She wore black gloves on her hand
And her little body was nice and tan

Now she took you to her room she's going to strip
As you looked down at your little tip

Suddenly she saw you came to fast
You couldn't even make it last

Cave fired up a smoke and said was it good for you
She knew then and there that she was through

This story is sad it makes you cry
The good news the story is a big fat lie![/QUOTE]

Love it! Crave getting pwned non stop!

Once in a trailer in the middle of Missouri, crave fell in love with an only fans girl.

He had dreams of alone time in a country called Belize, too bad he’s really just hung like a squirrel

He posted a thread and some pics here in CP, to try to boast and show us all that he’s cool.

But unfortunately for home he’s a full of shit liar, got his nose rubbed in shit and looks like a fool.

The ballad of Cave

we need more Rymes in the post.

Hey hey, my my Crave probably had sex with a guy

He let him inside, his brown eye, hey hey my my

In the beginning there was Cave
His cock every woman would crave
Only the finest whores and sluts
No gross ass bitches with monster butts
A world traveler known far and near
Ladies loved his balls slapping their rear
He scored more puss in one day
Than the entire sad life of Clay
Goddesses would beg him please
He would smile and say Bitch, Belize

Thats an excellent rhyme threebag.

The "punt God" thread is mad and angry.

This thread brings happiness and joy.

Thanks Cave for all you do!

Cave once went to Belize on Chiefsplanet he said
he put on a speedo and crawled to the end of the bed
his belly was full
because he sucked off her bull
And this is the end of your dumbass thread.

Belize bitch is gobbling my pork sword as I type this

Kudos on the gay slurs, guys.

Those jokes killed in the 80s at elementary school.

Say the guy who straight lied about this whole thread. Herp derp, you guys are being insensitive, just because I made up this scenario in my head, then thought it was a good idea to post to CP. Lmao.

There once was a poster named Cave
Who came up with a plan so depraved
With a photo flinched from Bing
He pretended to have a fling
To obtain the jealousy from CP he craved

Hahahhahahahah the best one

My man! Good stuff. When we having some drinks?

You’re right. This thread is just like elementary school….we are at recess and you’re pretending you had a girlfriend at camp this summer.

Yeah but she’s from Texas you wouldn’t know her

In related news, Manti Teos girlfriend decided to become a girl recently.

So did trying to convince everyone that you really have a girlfriend but she goes to a different school.

I bet she’s an ass fister.

Crave Johnson prolly loves getting his ass fisted.

Especially in Belize.

Wow never saw this thread. This is.....sad...but funny.
























But mostly sad.

Hey Guise, me and Rihanna are heading to every island in the Caribbean to have sex, and enjoy life. Too bad you losers are gunting Rosie ODonnell clones. See you at the Christ the Redeemer statue with my big dick swinging….

What a coinkidink. I am from placenta.

Placenta is nice 9 months out of the year