Wait. They come in ugly? I have absolutely no idea what makes a penis ugly (or pretty).

If you were on a college track team, you could prove it. Easily. With a simple Google search. But you clearly were not. Lying on the internet isn't as easy as you think, bud.

Plus the men's faces are always ugly in those pictures. Absolute dogs!

They could at least pan to the guys wallet or fade in a montage of his financial assets and liabilities. :evil:

There is only one beautiful penis in the world. AND I OWN IT!

I never said I ran track in college.

You're a ****ing moron.

You don't have to believe me. I don't give a shit whether a directionless alcoholic 29-30 year old that has probably met the legal definition of rapist more than once believes me.

So you ran a 4.4 40 in high school and a great 100 and parlayed it into no college scholarship. You were faster than Larry Johnson and Chad Johnson and Dez Bryant ... but you did nothing with it.

Yeah dude. Super believable. I'm sure all of that is true. I'm sure girls turned you down for sex because you were too large as well.

5'8", eh? I was close at 5'6" I guess. Wonder how I guessed that one?

Fast doesn't translate into being a good football player. I was fast in a straight line. I had very stiff hips and was not quick on side to side stuff. I couldn't juke people for shit. I had stone hands as well. I was not going anywhere for football.

Could I have attempted to go somewhere for track? Sure. Did I have any desire to run track in college? Absolutely not. I ****ing hated running and only did it because one of my football coaches required it. I pole vaulted my freshman year so I could skip half of the sprint practices (I sucked at pole vaulting but that shit was fun). I didn't run my senior year because I liked getting out of school early to go to an easy ass community college class two days a week and getting stoned everyday right after school.

Oh wow yes. I don't even... Have you never seen an ugly pussy?

Same concept applies.

Multiple colors, coarse stringy hair, bumps, bad curve.

Wait, there's a bad curve?

LMAO

Until this moment, no, I had never contemplated that comparison. I stand educated.

I would say that too much curve in any direction would be bad. I would also guess that if there is too much curve, the best would be up.

I have always admired my ability to **** around corners...........

Your that pecker peeker in the public RR. Eyes forward pal.

Dick Curl.

I'll look at penises all day long ... only makes you gay if they turn you on

Thank God!

You know, I would call BS on all this big cock braggery, but the one cock I saw in a Arrowhead Stadium bathroom was ****ing huge.

I wasn't purposely looking either. I had just turned around from using the urinal and a drunk dude was stumbling towards the urinal. He had whipped his Johnson out on his way to it. My guess is partly because he was drunk and partly because he was proud of it. Can't say I blame him. If mine was that size, I'd be whipping it out everywhere. And I would have already pm'ed hootie pics.

I capitalized Johnson purposely. When it's that size, it warrants capitalization.

Shit, at this point in time, I'm just glad everything still works.

The old piss troughs at Arrowhead you gotta go really bad. They are all full except an opening between 2 black guys. Do you?

A) Bow your head in shame and walk out.

B) Walk over to the sink and pretend to wash hands until they finish.

C) Squeeze in like you belong as the CP poll indicates.

We must be one hung fan base.

Raiders fans are packing the most meat though.

Get it? Haha. It's funny because they're black.

When asked about examining 15,000 penises Clayton replied with "dude, it was the greatest job I ever had."

Now Clayton has "come" across "hard" times. The job market has "suffered from shrinkage" and the hours that were once "long" are now "shriveled" up.

Dude. I'd climb on their shoulders if I had to piss bad enough.

Im honestly not surprised most here are reporting higher than 5". No, i don't believe the majority are lying. 5" seems really ****ing small.

Im a small dude in stature (5-9") and even my dick is bigger than that.

I don't think the poll is inaccurate. Maybe some are lying, but i doubt most are.

5"...that's a small dick....

What is the specs for measuring a dick? That may be whats throwing all. Being a land surveyor we are experts in measurements but we need some guidelines.
Oh and by the way surveyors do measure up!

Shrug. I go from the top of the base. 5"x3" seems pretty small. If you measure from the nutsack, then you probably end up with an extra inch or two.

Curves can hurt.Ya' know one that makes like the letter "C"? It's like doing it with Captain Hook. Know what I mean? :hmmm:

Yep. My school's "4.28" RB lasted one year of D1 ball. The SPARQ camps are doing a better job of getting accurate electronic times out there. Wasn't long ago that everybody was reported as having a 4.3-4.5

:hmmm:

Whats this got to do with dick size.

ROFL

The Boston Bat Wanger an old school porn dude. Ever run across him when in Boston BEP :D

No, I haven't.

Ah ha. Yeah, mine curves down, not out -

http://knowledgereference.com/wp-con...a-concorde.jpg

Physical size doesn't correlate to dick size. Nor does big hands or feet mean your packing large.
It's a scientific study. The people participating don't lie. They are measured by scientists or their assistants in the study. They don't take peoples word. There have been other studies that basically show the same average size.

if they did take peoples word for it you'd get results like the Chiefs Planet poll. Even though its private, people are not honest.

What out one that curve up—was what I meant?

:spock:

Never seen that? I have. One strange moment.

New pole!

What is the largest size towel your erect penis can support?


A - Paper
B - Washcloth
C - Hand Towel
D - Dish Towel
E - Bath Towel
F - Beach Towel

This "study" is damn near quackery:

The study participants were men aged 17 to 91 who had their penises measured in 20 previously published studies conducted in Europe, Asia, Africa, and the United States.

The team found no evidence for penis size differences linked to race, though most of the study participants were of European and Middle Eastern descent and a full comparison could thus not be made.


http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/2388...-average-size/


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So basically, this isn't a "new" study, nor is it comprehensive. If the scientists didn't actually create this study from the ground up, didn't measure in South America, Australia and didn't specify which countries in Asia, their conclusions are likely to be extremely skewed and inaccurate.

I'll bang Katipan (no condom) and then let her report back on a 1-10 scale on how much she enjoyed it

...for science

Am I standing up or laying down? And how many reps?

How much money would CP be willing to donate to little dying babies to see video of me shitting on Hootie?

Ew. Nevermind

I'm in for $20.ROFL

We can use my couch. :shrug:

For how long and age could come into play here. Course they do have a lil blue pill for such things.

$0.00

I'd throw in a grand or two if you'd castrate him with your teeth after a cage match, though.

This is being published in a old school scientific medical journal.

Official journal of the British Association of Urological Surgeons, the Urological Society of Australia and New Zealand, the Hong Kong Urological Association, the Caribbean Urological Association and the Irish Society of Urology, and affiliated journal of the Urological Society of India

Doesn't look like a bunch of quacks to me.:hmmm:

Africa could even everything out. That has to be considered as ramping up the results. Well unless they only traveled to pigmie lands.

Your going to need a "G:" option for Chiefs Planet members. G: Anvil

It's incomplete. If they're outright admitting that most of the men were European and Middle Eastern, it's not representative of all men everywhere and should not be used as any type of standard.

It's not a true average when the majority is from two races.

Exactly.

In fine print it states that only dwarfs were used in this study.

So umm, how do we match up with hogs?


Asking for a friend

LMAO

:LOL:

Well, if a hog has a 12" penis he's considered as to having a micro penis .

Nah, I'm fine with the two girls making out and letting their hands wander, or the one girl rubbing herself down.

Eating at the Y, like dicks suckery before it, has gotten entirely too spitty and drooly of late.

Isuzu Trooper?


ROFL ROFL

The NFL should do a study with HOF members and then add it as a measurement to the combine.

Golly gee.

So tugging the hog seems pretty exhausting.

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This oldie but goodie joke must be inserted:

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.

As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman he ever saw boarding the plane.

He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,

"Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said,

"Business."

I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."

He swallowed hard.

Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,

"What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded.

"I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he said.

"And what kind of myths are there?" "

"Well", she explained,

"One popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

"Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.

I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.

"I'm sorry," she said,

"I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name..."

"Tonto," the man said ,

"Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."

They called me "Tripod" in college.








And I lie a lot.

Seriously, thou, the avg size of 5" seems a bit on the low side. I have seen my share of dicks from showering in men's locker rooms for sports/college dorms/military. All were soft, thus hard to say. Temp has is a big factor in flaccid size. Have you ever jumped into one of those cold springs on the Current river. Crap, a green bean is bigger then me! I have never seen a live stiff dick, other then mine. I am assuming that most of us are of similar backgrounds.

Thus the question at hand for comparison sake, who has had experience with hard dicks on CP?

Time to step up ladies. Because inquiring minds wanna know. What are your experiences?

BTW, this is one of the reasons I lurk on CP...this should be voted into the Hall of Classics. Much entertainment value here. One of the few threads that I have read all pages.

Guys, I just want you to know, I'm really proud of us all.

I know wtf. ROFL It's like you don't want to see the dick but yet you want it to be there.

Understand. Weird. I think it is because we are pretending it is ours??

I'm only one woman, but I'm holding a #2 pencil right now...

...

It would take me 2 1/2 hands to cover the whole thing.

...

So um...

Sure guys.

Also, in the OP title, I was thinking somebody has a $15,000 penis and how does mine compare. lol

You have small hands

Ok. I think it's really great you have a great big ol penis.

I don't have the experience that you seem to have.

I'm okay with that too.

No, I don't think I do. I think it is avg. And my hands aren't THAT big. I am just thinking that a few of us have mentioned that 5" is a tad on the small side. But us guys have little no experience seeing a hard dick.

That's is where you ladies input would help the cause.

I make my own porn!

And by myself to!

I gave you input and you didn't like it.
Guess we know the biggest cock.

Another question for the ladies. The vid clip mentioned 4 stimulation zones: clit, vag, cervix, and G-spot. I can understand the clit and vag, but not so sure on the other 2. The G-spot is still a bit of a mystery to me but found the cervix to be quite interesting. With my little experience, have found that indeed, it is a hot zone.

Please pm proof to Hootie.

Finally, a job for which Livesteam is qualified.

I guess I missed that post. I understand, it is not really the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean. Or bank accts/who helps out with the kids, candle light, being a decent person et. al.

I was just curious what would you gals call avg.

Don't ask us. You don't get to skip preschool and go straight to college.

Ask Clay.