Back at it... who's with me?

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So I have to quit posting or I'm really gonna get my Dick in a wringer in the story thread.

LMAO I've already backed out of a potential post

WHO IS DARU??????????????

He is the guy that can't speak English. I just want to know what escaladed (see what I did there?) it to where his name is in The Lounge.

Guy on here who can't speak English? Like he posts here?

ROFL

I mean, I feel bad, the guy is most likely a foreign fan and is doing his best, but the planet will rotate.

Working on hammered.

:thumb: I approve of this message!

Okay my girl picked up some Sailor Jerry never had it before what's good to mix it with?

I'm on my 17th double

I think Daru is a gentleman and a scholar....he is the real life skinsbra.

Well, you see newb, there is this thing called Google. They provide answers for things like this. Click the link:

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+mixes+well...ailor+Jerry%3F

:toast:

You mean n00b ?

You don't tell me, newb!!!

I have a friend coming over at 1am lmao. Guess it's Chiefsplanet hammered time until then.

What's the topic of the moment?

Topic of the moment has to start with what you're imbibing.

Well since I refuse to click on Md's link I just copped out and went with coke (ignore the tobacco water pipe in the back). http://i61.tinypic.com/vcaoh.jpg

LMAO Do you know the effort that went in to that link? I did the damn google search for you, you disrespectful son of a bitch! (but good choice on the coke)

Oh man, I used to drink rum all the time then after a couple years I found that I'd get sick everytime I drank it.

Sailor Jerry would make my legs go numb every damn time.

So I stick to just whiskey and beer these days usually.

I decided to go cheap and grabbed a bottle of Jesse James whiskey for tonight. I had a little Buffalo Trace last night. By far my favorite whiskey.

Evan Williams, man all the way

I'm not sure if I've tried that before. I know it's fairly cheap, so if it's good then I'll def keep that in mind.

I want Mr. Flopnuts to come in and call us "Drunktards" again lmao

Seconded on the evan Williams. Best cheap whiskey out there. I prefer the green label. Jim beam is good too in cheap whiskey category.

I used to like Jack Daniel's. But I've heard some shady things about the company and how they're trying to monopolize the Tennessee whiskey market. So meh, I'll avoid that.

God, I sound like some whiskey elitist now haha.

This is random but I was just standing in line at 7-11 and these 2 dudes are talking and he goes "I'm a terrible person, I usually celebrate 9/11 by going to Baskin Robbins"

I don't know if I get it.

Me neither

That shit is legit. I've probably lost half of my liver functionality to it. :D

****in' newbs!

I had a rough one last weekend. Mixed a couple different types of whiskeys (which I didn't think would matter). And I also had 4 Tank 7's. My Saturday morning was ROUGH.

Mistake priority 1. Never mix different liquors all at once. It ends poorly 9 times out of 10.

If you dont mind me asking, how old are you?

He's 26 you owe me 25 bucks if I Win

24.

Whew. 1.5 years off.

Damn that was actually my first guess

When I was 21 I would drink and mix ANYTHING. I wouldn't even drink water before bed. And I honestly didn't have one single hangover headache ever.

But at 23/24 if I'm not careful I'll have those at times. I drink one big cup of water for every 3 drinks now. Works pretty well. I make my drinks strong though.

I used to go to this bar named "Saints" out here by 95th st when I was 21 and they had a $2 Monday night. Everything behind the bar was $2 and sometimes even the girls were $2. Whew. Crazy nights.

You're getting older kcrockaholic. Join the club.

I know. It sucks.

Hairline of Chris Borland (who's also 24). And can't handle the liquor like I used to. :shake:

But I'm in pretty good shape despite the weekend benders, so I'll take that.

Is his hairline bad? I've still got good hair luckly. Greys coming but no loss of hair.

Sooo hammered right now, all you teetotalers are just sooo smart to not be interested in all of this crap... booze sucks, its a very poor substitute for many many things.

I'd trade all the beer in st. louis for one joint right now...

Ha. Yeah he's pretty bald. I've just started buzzing it down.
Might at well begin the meathead look early.

Grey isn't a big deal tbh.

Figured as much. There is no issue with it, but a man that mixes multiple liquors hasn't had the time to learn that is a bad choice LMAO

I really miss the ability to rebound from drinking like I could in my early 20s.

Move to Denver.

One joint, I'm asleep.

My gray only sporadically in my goatee, and NO I'm not bald, ****ers!!!

It's crazy how your body slows. Of corse having only a few drinks a week, then tying one on is much different than multiple binge nights like college. Maybe that's all it is? Give me a six pack in a night now and I'll even feel that the next day to a degree. Gosh, vagina is getting saggy here.

I'm fully on board with legalization. But I honestly don't think weed is for me....


Now.... I will say I've had some stuff before a couple years ago that was un****ing real... That was REAL marijuana. Hell of a time with that one with my friends.

Skunk weed and shit like that just puts me to sleep though.

Damn and I was feeling old turning 21 a few months ago

Right? I have a decent night on Saturday and my sleep cycle is recovered by Wednesday; just to be ****ed up by the next Saturday

I'm gonna have no choice but to take on baldness like an alpha lol. Will have to go Stone Cold SA pretty soon and start shaving. Kinda sucks being this young, but I'm settled down and stuff, and have other things to put my focus on.

Well shit, give us stories. What's it like being 21 again lol?

I truly think I am allergic to weed. If I take even one hit I feel like an elephant is on my chest and I am ridiculously paranoid.

Most say it relaxes them; it makes me hyped the hell up. I can't do it.

You in college? If so, drink up and sleep around.

When I move, it will be south towards the ocean... been there and done that with the mountains.

That's fine, but it also brings a whole new level of realism to playing Madden when you stay awake.

I'm going to tell you right now, being 21 and being 24 is a huge difference. It might not seem like it at 21, but stuff changes QUICK.

Women dig it. Just remember, you could be one of the people trying to grasp youth through a comb over. Be secure and women love it. Go full on Walter White.

HA! Wait until you hit 30! :D

I've never had the paranoid feeling people talk about. More so just a dull feeling. Although I support it, and legalization, I don't think I'd touch it very often if it was legal. I'd rather just have an occasional cigar like I do now.

****in' this! You have to get it out of system. I chose Army, but it was MI and had plenty of Air Force women nearby. I definitely lived.

I can't really explain it, but I just can't get comfortable when I have smoked.

I've been with the same girl since I was 16 years old.

I have no choice but to live vicariously through the college bros.

If I could do it all again, I'd make it end exactly the way it is now, but GOD DAMMIT, I have so much SMASH built up that won't be let loose.

Oh yeah, I remember my first beer :)

If being 24 is the biggest problem in your life right now, you better grab life by the balls and ride those mfers like they owe you money.

Btw, I have Nothing More videos going on the google TV now. That's for you MD.

Ha. Nah, life is pretty good right now. Solid job and all that good stuff. At least I've been told I'm doing good for my age, so I'll take that.

I don't know being 21 I've had to clean my act up, nothing really that exciting besides finally entering the liquor store, 17-20 I was doing drugs, losing jobs and being a general dumbass, I was going to UCF for awhile but I ended up dropping out. Result now is I live with my girlfriend in a crappy apartment and work as a delivery driver and make pizza for a living. You can say I'm living the dream

No worries man. 17-21 is meant for mistakes. Definitely use them up while you can. Because very soon you won't have that card to use as often. Meet as many people as you can. And get on good terms with many people. It's all about who you know, not what you know. What you know is overrated unfortunately.

High school sweethearts? Those still exist?!?!

I did plenty of partying with my friends and girlfriend in college but we dated my entire undergrad before we broke up. I should have kicked her to the curb sooner and had more fun with the ladies. Oh well.

4 shots of Jameson and a Mixed drink and now I'm playing Madden. http://www.twitch.tv/weathermankumke

They do still exist. And it runs in the family. My parents met at the exact same age as her and I.

She was 14. But her tits said she was 16 like me, so I was all over that. Without question, it is very possible to master the pullout.

I've gone 8 1/2 years. The pullout is king. I was by far the most sexually active guy in my high school (although it was with one girl). Meanwhile these other fools screw once and get a girl pregnant.

:thumb:

Checked it out for a minute but man you don't have to swallow the microphone lol

It's really unfortunate how that works. I can still go like I was in college for a night but the penalty is much higher and can't really do back to back nights anymore.

I should,probably check in here lolz