Last time OP even entertained the possibility of leaving, he welched after a day. This is a sucker bet.

Maverick, is this bet still on the table?

If getting rid of me is that important to you, sure.

So Mav, let's talk ball. I'm done being a dick. My period is over.

What's your bullpen like? What bats/speed do you have off the bench?

Mine isn't even two quite yet. He does the same, and looks for his jersey during pre game...

Amazing what you find when you google "Girl Drama".....

Love it. :clap:

Mine showed little interest until we took her to a game. In the grand scheme of things, I don't really care, but it will be really cute if we get to look back at the birth of future obsessions.

Try 2 girls 1 cup?

that would go on the no, nope, nopity nope list.....

In Hootie's stead, I will step up and take this bet.

Hey Mav, you wanna talk to god? I've got nothing better to do, let's go see him together.

Are you ****ing stupid dude? What if the Royals lose? I understand they're on a magical run, but you are gambling big right now.

The caveat at the end of the proposition was that hootie would eventually come back anyways. So I'd assume that caveat exists for Mav too.

So who the **** cares?

THIS IS WHY YOU DATE LOTS OF PEOPLE.

WHattt NOOO please take the bet, lets me look forward to something in the series so I don't have to bet $, and I already lose too much money betting and this bet would be just as good.

Mine also yells "YAY BOOTBALL"


For the royals and the chiefs LOL
He didnt dig the jersey much until they ran out on the field, then he realized what's up...

He wouldn't take it off after that

When we are in KC using the DH...

We lose Morse off the Bench because he will be DHing.

Speed. We have next to none anywhere. Our speed guy off the Bench was Gregor Blanco, but with Morse being hurt, and Pagan having back surgery, he really is the only speed we have.

Off the bench we have utility infielder Joaquin Arias who is a marginal player but I guess you could say he could pinch run if Panda was to get on late.

As far as other notable bats.

Catcher Andrew Susac, utility infielder Matt Duffy, are Bruces primary pinch hitters. Susac has a knack for being clutch. Matt Duffy has shown that pretty much his only skill is the basehit. No power off the bench to really talk about. The brought up their former first rounder Gary Brown who supposedly is fast, but struggled at stealing bases in the minors. He has made the NLDS, and NLCS rosters but hasn't played in either game. Not even as a defensive replacement.

Our Bullpen is good. I would say great, but KC's bullpen is GREAT.

As Hootie pointed out, a huge omission by me was forgetting

Yesmero Petit. The guy has been probably the biggest contributor to the bullpen all season. He is able to start, he is able to go long. He pretty much saved the Giants in the 18 inning marathon against the Nationals.

Javier Lopez is death to lefties. He is a pure situational guy only for lefties. Righties destroy him.

Jeremy Affeldt- I think he is our best pitcher out of the bullpen. Able to get out both righties and lefties. Against lefties he has a devastating Curve ball that gets so big it really looks like its going to hit the batter. Im assuming that really in retrospect, that Royals fans might remember him.

Sergio Romo- Former closer who has been battling injuries all year. He has been knicked up. He hasn't looked anything like the pitcher who froze Miguel Cabrera in the world series two years ago. His slider has been flat with no movement. He has tried to over compensate for that by throwing his fast ball harder sometimes reaching 91 miles an hour..

Santiago Casilla- This is our closer. He is my least favorite reliever. Why? Because he has so much talent. He has ridiculous stuff. His slider can be absolutely devastating. And his fast ball can hit as high as 97. But he is wild. Anyone watching the end of game 5 vs the cardinals understands what I mean.

Jean Machi- He has devastating stuff. his split finger is his out pitch. He has great control usually.

Hunter Strickland- He throws in the high 90's regularly hitting 100. The problem with him is it is as straight as a string, and if he gets behind in the count he wants to challenge.

Hope this helps.

If adventure has a name, it must be Count Zarth.

Haha, you know as well as anyone that it wouldnt matter even if the Royals lose.

Mavs a real sucker if he takes this bet.

I don't welch. Just ask Hootie or BossChief.

I was aware when I made the bet with Hootie that he would never live up to it. And I am personally not out for blood with anyone. I didn't need Clay to take this bet, I didn't expect Hootie to. It is what it is. And of course if I lose I will live up to this. That's the kind of man I am. I would of called it off, but one can not make this kind of thread, and then back out when someone decides to call me on it.

Regrettable? Yes, obviously, but, I stand by my decision. I already know that the Royals will win, so I will accept my punishment as such.

I see a lot of this in our future if the Royals lose.
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Alex Smith's 4 touchdowns say different.

You are taking this whole intraweb business much too seriously.

There was no bet over that. You're stupid.

Someone who isn't on an Ipad go to the "Chiefs vs. Browns predictions" thread from last season and look at post #35. The giant pussy Count Zarth deleted his post, but somebody quoted it.

Count you are a liar and a welcher. I think bets and statements of leaving the board are stupid, but your complete denial of your past statements is just plain childish.

No second party, not a bet. You are trying too hard.

Either way....we win.

This is dumb. Clay is a troll, but he's our troll. This is not a bet. Stop.

I'm trying too hard? I'm not the one who deleted a post saying I would leave for a year if Alex ever threw 4 touchdowns in a game. I wonder, why did you delete that post?

It is.

I plan to destroy the evil that is Mavericks Ace.

I agree that this entire thread is stupid, but nobody asked Clay to accept the gauntlet thrown down by Mav. He continually steps on his own dick. I wouldn't worry too much though. He'd never leave the board anyway.

Who will post gifs for the fun Rams/Chiefs pre-breakdown I was going to do?


All those delicious Gregg Williams slice techniques and nobody will be able to see them is not good for the board, IMO.

I don't want anyone taking this bet...I want no jinxes or reverse jinxes. Mods, intervene. Close the thread and rule the bet invalid, please.

I don't need Clay giving the Royals bad mojo right now...he's a freaking Rangers fan. Get him out of here.

Agreed. Clay IS Chiefs Planet as far as I'm concerned. I forbid this bet.

What am I going to do if he leaves? Post back-and-forth Star Trek gifs with ****ing Donger?

No. **** no.

Fortune and glory, Chiefsplanet. Fortune and glory.

I'm about ready to put Clay on ignore until the Series is over...

I'm trying to do this forum a solid by bringing a known terrorist to justice.

Mav is a good poster

Good hurry up and delete your account

For me to poop on.

We will NOT tolerate losing Clay or Hootie. They are too valuable to this board.

We won't. The gods have ordained this moment.

The Royals win the WS, and Mav is vanquished. Happy days are here again.

Mav take back the bet and have the mods lock.this thread bruh.

No takebacks.

Two men enter, one man leaves.

This is thunderdome.

Buuuuuullshit. Neither of you ****ers are going anywhere, regardless of the outcome. If either of you truly leave forever, I'll leave forever.

An IP ban will assure Mav leaves.

I'm doing this for your own good. Too many intelligent have spoken.

No bet.

You can't back out now. Bullshit.

The bet is on.

this is the dumbest thread ever

I'm putting Mavericks Ace on ignore and unfollowing said thread

This bet is garbage, you of all people have no moral grounds to make a bet like this stick.

This same tool said he'd leave forever if the Chiefs signed Smith long term.

Petulant child is petulant

ok now that hootie is gone you know what would have been a really funny OP?

Smell my finger.