Has CP ever got someone laid?

Yes.

Me and luv are working on it.

Gross

She already boned two planeteers.

Who?

Moooo and ENDelt.

you must not have a good personality

She play hard to get or does it just take a shot of tequila?

Who the **** are they

If you weren't a no-talent hack n00b, you'd know.

n00b

I would buy all your drinks if you hooked up with Luv

no comment

Shit.

Well, she boned them back when she was fat. Now she may as well be a totally different woman.

So you are at a social scene, you spot a girl you are interested in, you make eye contact, she smiles, etc. You have two options:

A) "hey i just thought you were cute i wanted to meet you"
B) "hey, that dress makes you look fat"

And you go with option B? And you honestly think that will work? It's not man.

I'm dating my first hat guy, and until clays revelation that girls don't dig hats I never really thought about it.

I'm pretty sure I far prefer a casual guy in a hat to a metro that spends more time on his hair than I spend on mine. And I can go from naked to out the door in 15 minutes.

He doesn't wear it to church or anyplace fancy. Takes it off when the national anthem is playing... I dunno. You're like a cowboy. Eyes shaded from both the sun and nosey people. Kind of mysterious.

Unless you wear a flat bill turned sideways.

ITT: Guys asks for dating advice, then tells everyone who's been getting laid since they where 12 how they are wrong.

GG

JFC, 12?? Without the internet?

That must have been... interesting.

Quit ****ing revealing secrets!

...and will you marry me? Not today. But I promise. In the future. Maybe.

LMAO

You are hilariously pathetic.

Ok but not in any legal way. You'll also have to refer to our roommates as brother husbands. Sure you all have to split 1 pussy but you get 4-5 paychecks too.

Clay has 160k posts on a Chiefs message board, I doubt he knows what the women want.

If you'd compromise with me bringing along 2 dirty blonds with good jobs, of the female type, we may be able to make this deal work.

How big is your house and can any of your tribe cook??

I spent 18hrs in KC last weekend, downtown, at a show and bars and such.

There was available south-mouth everywhere.

Stop trying to be someone you're not......if your true character is a creeper, then stop being that.

Confidence and character are more important than the other details of jobs etc, which you shouldn't be discussing early on anyway. I've never been in the game since "text" became a thing, but I know if you text or call too often or otherwise come off as desperate you'll never hump anything but your hand.

Don't take advice from people who have a long history of no experience with women.

My wife loves hats is always buying them for me. Problem is, i stopped liking hats about 5 years ago.

It's too late. They already trolled me to shave my face and I look much worse now (a female that I know said so)

She's a stupid then, because you looked like a trailer park resident before.
Take that look to an Independence trailer court and you'll have a 300lber knocked up by Tuesday.

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

Do something to give yourself some confidence. Start running or going to the gym or something.

Stop trying so damn hard, you probably come off like a Kerby Salesman or a Jehovah.

My problem is that I have a recessed chin and upturned nose and no obvious muscle. and im going for the hottest girls in the bar

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...ps044712de.jpg

This is how i would need to look to get those caliber girls

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...ps3d278b74.jpg

Now that my face is clean shaven I look even worse

Having a recessed chin is pretty much death for getting hot girls... think Ben Folds or Micheal Cera

What surprised me about downtown KC was the sheer number of dudes in colored skinny leg jeans with horn rimmed glasses drinking PBR. It shocks me that a hipster gets any tail that doesn't belong to the back of a dude.


Your chin is what it is, and shaven it just makes you look like a cleaner version of yourself.

I'll bet when you approach a girl you basically say "You'll probably never sleep with a guy like me but my name is Skylar"

My Problem....My Problem...My Problem.

Dude what are you going to do? Get surgery?
Your attitude sucks. Nobody is perfect. Find happiness in yourself and everything else will get in line.

Where did you go? I usually go to country bars or washed up frat places. they seem to have the best girls

I can get a chin implant for 2k. I hear they are painful though and I cannot ****ing sleep on my back for the life of me. ive tried many many times

Skylar LMAO

I love how old throwback Beer is all the rage. My kids are leaving me leftovers at the cabin of PBR, Old Millwaukee and Old Style

If you're going to grow a beard, then make it a man beard or don't grow one at all. Your messy hair and patchy teenager beard make you look like you smell like arm pits, hence the reason the shaved look may be better for you.

From my experience, women who like facial hair like either:

A. The 5 o'clock Shadow

B. Trimmed, defined goatee

C. A full thick, maintained beard.

I doubt very many go for the, "whispy face pube" look.

When I was younger, having jeans that were too tight and 4" too short with a button up pastel shirt and thick glasses, riding a bike that was 10 years older got you called "poor".

My dad was ahead of the trend, he always drank PBR or Olympia.

Ya and I could get hair plugs to fix my baldness, dye my pubes so they are not gray, get chest implants, etc etc etc..
And you know what?
Wouldn't make a difference
I would still be banging the same super hot chick I am banging.

Why....Cause I have confidence and I am happy with myself.
Take that 2K and buy a Motorcycle. Pop a ****ing wheelie and do a burnout.

xztop reminds me of the loser kid that killed the sorority girls in LA.

I dont personally care about how I look. I woul dbe perfectly happy with my chin if i were getting results

i didnt go out with a pre conceived notion that my chin was going to hold me back

i wasnt getting results and i began looking for common features of guys who do and guys who dont get laid. thats when i discovered i have a recessed chin

That guy never talked to girls. I talk to more than every guy in this thread combined.

So does the guy running the tilta-whirl at state fairs.

He probably is wearing a wife beater and looks like he covered his chin in grease and stuck it into a bowl of shaved pubes too.



Lose the negative attitude, I'll wager it's screwing up your potential in several key life areas.

You're not a slayer who's sleeping with a new hot girl every week or so.

I've met guys who do this. They all have certain phyiscal feautres they share

You have his victim complex.

"waaaaaaahhhhh I have a recessed chin so I don't get laid waaaaaaaaahhhh"

Your looks aren't the problem. Your attitude is.

Now I want a ride.

You aren't that guy and never will be.

You're a 4, bro. Stop going for 10s.

FYI, you should hit the gym. Especially if your standards are what they say they are.

Your chin is fine, doofus.

LMAO

I already explained this. When I first started doing this I was exactly like RSD tyler. I literally had no fear, no hesistation no self pity, no self scrutiny.

What happened? I went on dates/ and interacted with some very attractive females and you start to have minor crushes on these girls.

Then you find out they don't like you because they just "arent attracted to you" and then you find the guy they are seeing, and there are consistencies that start to emerge.

(btw nearly every girl above a 5.5 on earth is getting dick from some guy even if she claims to not be in a relationship)

My confidence worked on you didn't it? Sorry though I don't ride Harleys.
Get on my British Triumph you sexy bitch.

It's hard to imagine that you look worse when you are shaven. That fuzzy wispy facial hair looks awful.

Maybe instead of trying to "slay a new hot chic" every weekend, you should become the kind of person that would rather make 1 lady smile every day of the year.

Average looking people outnumber "hot people", that's the truth. It's ok to not look like a rock star.

I've always done well because I could make women laugh. Excessive smiling is proven to loosen panty elastic. Everyone has something about them of value to other sex.

I out-kicked my coverage for sure and it wasn't because I was trying too hard, or the best looking guy in pursuit, or the tallest, or the most wealthy.

Minus the wealthy parents.

They're just not attracted to you because you're a creepy clinger.

I've always punched above my weight class when it came to women that I've dated or been in relationships with. I've done that because I've never needed a woman to validate myself and I'm not afraid to tell a woman to **** off.

I figured out what you need to do....just a simple name change.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...herminator.gif

Yup.

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2...am-mclovin.gif

That is literally the only advice anyone on this entire site can give you due to how hamstrung you are on appearances.

McLovin

http://media.giphy.com/media/W2TrTrU3jLP1u/giphy.gif

Yes, but he does have pube-y facial hair tho. Some chick that he has no chance with said he looked better with the face pubes too.

We are being played. The thread should be what CP member is this really.

Anyone seen Jim Jones lately?

This

I'd jump on your Schwinn.

what about my wal mart huffy?

I don't think so. It's hard to fake this level of pathetic.

If it is trolling, it is maser level trolling and the OP should be appluaded.

For the hundredth ****ing time. Its not your job, its not your looks, Its not your car, that is keeping you from getting laid. Its your creepy know-it-all-while-knowing-nothing attitude and your over-analyzation and your creepy weird clingy texting shit.

I'm already annoyed with you and I have spent maybe ten minutes total reading this thread. That is how the girls you are hitting on feel too.

Get a haircut and use a shampoo for oily hair.

Your pic's come off as the kid that smells funny.

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt...gryzo1_500.gif

http://theventus.files.wordpress.com...nificance1.jpg

Note to the OP, referencing movies from 70s, 80s, and 90s will not get you laid.

Don't listen to cave johnson, he knows more about being a defendant in court than laying pipe......of course, maybe the two are related.


http://i.imgur.com/7V9n1N9.png

This.

THAT's RIGHT

http://img.pandawhale.com/92125-that...om-Cr-JALd.gif

Tried that http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...ps811213f4.jpg

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...ps467eaaa5.jpg

I know the tank tops are objectionable to you all but 19 year old females don't mind them

Yeah, lose the wispy "kinda there, kinda not" facial hair.

However, you don't look like a troll or anything. It's not your looks. If you look around you will see average or normal guys with hot girls all the time. You are a normal looking guy.

"Wow IA, how did you get laid more than twice in 18hrs in KC"

"well, sometimes we were inverted"

http://uk.zebigweb.com/pics/topgun-photo-725850513.gif

Pretend you're getting over a bad breakup and follow this self improvement plan.

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/...#ixzz39jDFuu3h

Yup. it's your personality for sure.

As a guy, you shouldn't be taking more selfies than a female.

The elaborate combover to hide a severely receding hairline doesn't help, either.

Haha I suppose... im essentially getting over like 15 bad breakups (amount of dates ive had recently that never went anywhere)

I HAVE been playing the "shy guy game" with my texting and getting way better results... Basically pretending to be an innocent puppy and ending everything with haha lol (:

You didnt know until i posted the short hair pic