Holy mother of message boards....so much win in that thread. What's the story on skinbra?

I'm going on vacation tomorrow. I'll be around to keep up with training camp updates, but I don't really intend to be posting much until the following Sunday.

If you want a crack at some roasts, contact PGM.

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Skinsbra was a character in the vein of a fan on a redskins board named "bengals_Rule" I think and posted very much like that.

Skinsbra and all the other incarnations was a mult of a talented regular.

Funny stuff.

What was up with Smaque Daddy being such a mod twat?

Y'all really don't know who Skinbra was? If not I won't be the one to spill the beans. They're not around much anymore though. And it was before my time so I'm not implicating myself. Iowanian should've been top 25-30 at worst. Top 15 at best.

Iowanian is the Brett Favre of this forum.

Second most overrated poster.

Oh snap.

Don't get me wrong.
I don't dislike Iowanian.

I just don't find him nearly as funny as most do.

You said second. Who's the most overrated?

Gaz.

This dude that used to go by McFly. Real weirdo, that guy..

From what I've gathered, I get the vibe that he was thin-skinned/soft.

Well that's a let down.

"Ding ding it's the Dipshit Express! All aboard! Hey you! Count Dumb****ula! Get on board, your train's leaving the station!"

Or something like that. I easily could have tried to imitate Iowanian, but that required too much thought.

He wasn't too fond of people who would swear and shoot their mouths off all the time.

GASP! Did I just say shoot? You're shootin' right I shootin' did!

I'm a fan of Iowanian's work. IMO - he doesn't post enough.

I guess we all have to "grow up" sometime...:(

Milkman

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A more apt comparison would be with a player everyone loves but isn't a future Hall of Famer. And I agree.

and it's not even close

Is he 'rated?' Was Red supposed to be the star of That '70's Show? Have I been seeing the world wrong all along?

Nothing against the guy, but I always viewed his comments as Archie Bunker in his 70s, in a home somewhere, on well regulated meds.

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It's cool. I'm "hee haw" and you're more Walt Kowalski.

I poop on your lawn when you go to sleep after wheel of fortune.

Come to think of it, this place really HAS gone to hell since skinbra and KCGannonstalker left.

Dinny

Any volunteers to fill in for SNR for a bit?

You are just the 50 year old version of Clay. It all makes sense now.

I can't WAIT to be a 50-year old wise Gandalf nerd shitting on the Chiefs.

LMAO

:hmmm: LMAO

I miss Marty'sManWhore.

That was some koala-tee Schottenheimer satire, there.

Where we at on this thing now? OP isn't being updated any longer.


Ahh shit. I don't really care. Someone PM me if I get roasted (though 2014 was a weak year for me... who am I kidding, it's all been downhill for me around here since Trent retired).

NewChief's kids seek advice from mom on how to play catch. Not dad.

SICK ROAST

Did BarryinStLouis make the list!?

Are you insane? Red is a beast!

How about you update the OP with the list. PM me a couple names I might do one or two.

1) I'm disappointed that my hatred of Alex Smith was not included in my roast.

2) I really would probably be better off if I started my own Royals blog and posted my Royals stuff there rather than on ChiefsPlanet. At least then I might make (thanks to Baby Lee for the editing help!) some money on it. And have the ability to delete hootie and pete posts.

3) It hurts my feelings that SNR didn't remember our multiple superhero team-ups last summer, post-Alex Smith trade. That's like Spiderman not remembering Iceman. (Note: By this reckoning, that would make OTWP Firestar?)

4) I did a great disappearing act from 2007-2011. Combination of working office jobs that restricted internet access during the day AND the Herm Edwards-to-Fat Scott years (they nearly broke me).

5) I enjoy having a username, avatar and sig line that have nothing to do with each other. Some might say it's the most interesting thing about my ChiefsPlanet profile.

6) I haven't changed my username since joining in 2001 (shortly after whizzing through Dune for the first time and falling in love with a certain swordmaster). How many other people have been here that long without a username change? I honestly wonder. htismaque is about the only one that comes to mind.

7) My best avatar remains the "Just say no to Stafford" one. In my own estimation, anyway.

Yeah, well, I heard you are a communist.

That's right!

We now have confirmed reports from an informed Orange County minister that Duncan is indeed an active Communist.

And it is this reporters opinion that he also practices...

DUN DUN DUN

Witchcraft!

Well sure, sometimes when you the whole thing.

I just call you Duncan Ivanhoe.

Wait, who revealed my secret status as a Marxist practitioner of magic? When and where did this happen?

I must know, so I can send my guys with the icepicks to pay him a visit.

Frank Zappa.

Good luck with the icepicks though, he's already dead.

LONG LIVE TROTSKY

So....it's been a while, guyyyyyzzzzz.

I'll be back posting roasts on Monday.

Where's the list? Does not compute.

Nice. How you been, dudely?

I would just like to point out that htismaqe stopped roasting people when he got to my roast...he did one for me that was basically a reply to one of my dumb comments, but followed by saying "that's not your real roast, I'll get to your roast in the near future." But he never got to it...in fact, that was where he ran into his roast-wall for he hasn't done a roast since...SNR has taken over since and has been great. But if y'all wonder when htismaqe met his roasting demise, it was with me. Muahahahaha. I am Lawrence Taylor and htismaqe is Joe Theisman. htismaqe is theitismaqe to me...and I am...well, I guess I'll settle for being Lawrence Taylor.

Maybe I am being influenced by the Fat Tires that I've been drinking tonight by even mentioning this, but I somehow made the list, yet my roast in the tab is a combination of an admitted "that's not your real roast" from smaqe combined with a recycled roast that PGM wrote last year. I've been cheated, yo...I want to see how well someone can do at roasting me.

I am eager to see how well someone can roast my ass, dammit. I am the only dude on the list (which honestly, I was surprised to even be included on the list), who wasn't actually roasted. Do I have the Hootie thing going for me? The whole, "you can't roast someone who inadvertently roasts themselves" thing I constantly heard about Hootie last year???

Will the list be done by the time the season starts as once proposed :shrug:

I think you'll have to ask teh lithpmaker.

BTW, who is teh lithpmaker?

He is unknown. However, I have a guess.

You didn't make the list

ROFL

Don't smoke crack!

ROFL

THAT was about as well played as anything.

Haha, good old' Little Giants.

I ****ing hate it when I get on here after drinking. If it weren't for Coffey quoting me, that long post would have been deleted. :)

Who is your guess???

BTW, the first time I replied to this one, there was a "send report" button that I accidentally hit. I typed my reply (or at least I thought I did) and when I went to hit "post reply," I noticed that it read "send report." I hit the tab on my phone before it was too late.

I have no idea how I got there or what the function even is, but to any admin that reads it, that was an accident....

Reported.

You........ SMART ASS!

Read the thread lazy ass :)

The list maker is Mia again

SNR!!!

I think he'd show up more often if somebody would update the ****ing OP

Because we are the Chiefs.

You're coming dangerously close to not making this list, bud.

theitismaqe?

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How bout tonight?
It's only been 19 days, but seems as good a time as any.

You're welcome❓👻

21 pages? tl, dr

Sorry I have had a few issues lately. Planet time limited.

Not on the list. There ya go.

Back on track, folks! A lot of good names coming up.

That n00b Flybone even knows who they are!

I'll make this prestigious list someday. But until then, it's back to the drawing board for this ol' chap.

Post the gawdman list!!!!!! And stay off my ****ing lawn!

43. O.City

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O.City tends to make a lot of typos in his posts, which kind of leaves the reader feeling unbalanced. I don't know about everyone else, but when I see a dumbass like Reerun post something, it's like my brain instantly recognizes, "Okay, get ready to do some decoding, because this shit probably won't make any ****ing sense." Then I read through it and basically get the meaning of it.

On the other hand, O.City is an intelligent individual and knows how to actually speak English, so I don't do the same kind of preparation. I get to his smudged up words and have to pause a bit and re-read sometimes a couple times over. I think kcnut must have taught him how to type. That's probably it. I would certainly hope that a dentist would have a keener attention to detail and extremely precise motor reflexes.

Other than that, it's kind of hard to say bad stuff about this guy. I will say that in the glory months of the Geno Society, O.City was among the most loyal and active henchmen in the group. Then out of nowhere, he all of a sudden claimed to be THE Sheldon Richardson guy, even though DJ's Left Nut, Sorter, and a ton of other posters already beat him to the punch. He's got it good now. He not only gets to say, "Don't blame me; I wanted Richardson" but he also can distance himself from the blast radius of Laz's volcanic periods. I'd say that's kind of cheap, but it comes with his lifestyle. After all, he gets paid a comfortable amount of money to yell at 80% of people who don't floss after every meal.

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Uh dude, the itis not the preferred nomenclature. Postprandial somnolence please.

I liked the O.City roast. It's one of those you can enjoy even if you don't know the guy well.

What in the **** did you just say?

Mods, change his name to Thesaurus Lee. TIA

Cool points to anybody who knows the TV show in O.City's picture

Bob and Margaret

Who's O.City?