Aight. Brut is an exception. That smells very manly. You can only appreciate it as you get older.

Save some of your cousins for the rest of us, bro

Yeah I don't think most men wear cologne so they just smell good. Ain't wearing it heading out with the crew to do work. We wear it so we smell good for the women. It's a great way to get some hugs from the girls.

I hardly ever buy my cologne I usually get it as a Christmas present.

My stack rankings of Colognes:

1. Cologne, Germany
2. Cologne, Italy
3. Cologne, France
4. Cologne, Kansas
5. Cologne, Brazil
6. Cologne, Haiti
7. Cologne, Missouri
8. Cologne, Iowa
9. Cologne, Minnesota

Cologne is not for you idiot. It is what women like. Women sniffed me and said I smelt great many times in life. Egoiste Platinum so many times.

You wouldn't know because you smell like a ass burrito.

Dear numbnut,

As a former cologne wearer, I know how it feels to have cologne layered on your skin. Matter of fact, I was a fan of YSL L'Homme which I used for a long while. Fine smelling.

But again, I came to my senses and figured it was a feminine thing to do and I didn't need it. You can stay your feminine impressing self. No hating on my part.

It goes beyond that, though. I can't drink lite beer or white wine. And I don't put ice on my bourbon. That shit aint for me.

I also don't wear cologne anymore - mainly because I've been married for nearly 24 years and have lived with my wife for nearly 28 years, and over the years my wife for some reason has almost completely lost her sense of smell. That can be dangerous - once she accidently hit one of the burner knobs on the stove and unknowingly turned the gas on, and later I walked in to an overpowering gas stench and her sitting on the couch smoking a cigarette. Probably both came close to getting blown to bits that day, but I digress. The benefit is she can't smell cologne, so there's little point in me wearing it. Plus, I'm old, fat and bald, and it's not like I'm going to impress anybody no matter what sort of exotic scent I'm wearing. So I just stick with aftershave, after I shave, and wear something that I like, mainly Clubman Pinaud, which has a nice, clean, old time barbershop smell. Yeah, yeah, get off my lawn.

With that regimen, closet woodshed gay is about the best you can hope for because no woman is going to want to smell that rank ass.

You'd at least gain points by rubbing yourself down with some cedar brush and firing up the Stihl for 5 minutes before heading out.

Nautica makes one that smell less gay than most.

Or is if could time hop back to High School - a solid dose of

Drakkar Noir would suffice.

Oh man...slather that on and get the red solo cups ready!

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I've got a Drakkar Noir horror story. I had a bottle of it that I hadn't used in years sitting on a shelf in my medicine cabinet. One day it fell into the sink and broke. All the alcohol had evaporated, leaving only the oily base which leaked into the basin. Suddenly my entire bathroom and most of the entire floor stank like a room full of sweaty 80s lounge lizards. Nearly made me puke. Stained the white sink basin, and no amount of scrubbing would get it off. My bathroom stank of that shit for days. Eventually the smell, and much later the stain, faded away.

Just the thought of Drakkar now grosses me out. Yuck.

Doe piss in a pinch usually brings somethin back.

OG Polo Green. Girls use to literally come down the Residence hall to smell me when I walked passed them returning my gf from a date.

That shit is Brutal

These young bucks don’t know good cologne until they wear Cool Water. In all seriousness though, Creed is where it’s at. But ask for it as a gift, it’s too rich for my blood.

You all remember when this shit was the rage? I know you do....


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This why I just use Old Spice Deodorant, no cologne.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/...9WYbmQhkUS8aid

My wife was in the medical field and she hated middle aged men come in with cologne, with thoughts being manly men because of their alluring scent. It grossed her out. Of course, they over did it.

According to the article, it showed a position of power, only to be the butt of jokes:)

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