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Donger 06-30-2009 01:03 PM
I'd like to be Uma Thurman's nipples for about 6.34 seconds.

FAX 06-30-2009 01:03 PM
Then, you can take the young, nubile, blond, female, lost hikers back to your forest abode and use your forest chains to lock them up in your forest basement.

FAX

booger 06-30-2009 01:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FAX (Post 5872740)
Life in the forest can be very relaxing. Just living among the forest animals and forest trees and forest shrubberies.

And once in a while, two young, blond, nubile, female hikers get lost and it's the responsibility of the forest ranger to teach them the ways of the forest that their momma never told them about.

FAX
wasn't that on cinemax last nite?

Katipan 06-30-2009 01:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 5872727)
Kid?? He is what 27??

That page was full of win before it got taken down.. It does suck that he thought he had a chance at being a model.. Maybe you should ground this mental picture he has of himself as it is not realistic..
:rolleyes:
Jesus Christ. I want be a ****ing forest ranger now.

Kyle DeLexus 06-30-2009 01:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5872761)
:rolleyes:
Jesus Christ. I want be a ****ing forest ranger now.
FAX convince you with the chaining people up in the basement thing?

booger 06-30-2009 01:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by booger (Post 5872760)
wasn't that on cinemax last nite?
don't spoil the ending for me. I fell asleep when they got out the fly swatters.

Rain Man 06-30-2009 01:08 PM
I'd like to be an eccentric billionaire if we're picking.

Tribal Warfare 06-30-2009 01:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5872761)
:rolleyes:
Jesus Christ. I want be a ****ing forest ranger now.
http://www.evilscale.com/images/819200875144pm.jpg

DeezNutz 06-30-2009 01:14 PM
You calling me an astronaut?

Donger 06-30-2009 01:16 PM
My wife was groped by a forest ranger last weekend. Dirty, old man, he was.

Hootie 06-30-2009 01:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5872715)
Heh. I think I'll pass. If I could get excited about a hairy dude grabbing my junk then I'm full-on gay.
close your eyes and turn to the spank bank

FAX 06-30-2009 01:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5872761)
:rolleyes:
Jesus Christ. I want be a ****ing forest ranger now.
Understandable, really.

Lots of girls are enamored with the life of a forest ranger.

FAX

FAX 06-30-2009 01:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5872808)
My wife was groped by a forest ranger last weekend. Dirty, old man, he was.
Would you prefer that she return home with a giant tick on her nipple?

That's the whole thing about our culture. Forest rangers dedicate their lives to the doing of good, yet they're vilified by little marshmallow sugary Easter birds all the time.

FAX

ChiTown 06-30-2009 01:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 5872782)
I'd like to be an eccentric billionaire if we're picking.
Sorry, Thurston Howell III already has that wrapped up. Next!

L.A. Chieffan 06-30-2009 01:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5872761)
:rolleyes:
Jesus Christ. I want be a ****ing forest ranger now.
Also, let's not forget - let's NOT forget, Katipan - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uhhhh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either

Katipan 06-30-2009 01:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 5872798)
Red X
oooh

Burn.

Tribal Warfare 06-30-2009 01:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5872849)
oooh

Burn.
really??? selective sight I see

Katipan 06-30-2009 01:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 5872856)
really??? selective sight I see
If that was the case I don't think I'd see any of your posts.

Katipan 06-30-2009 01:33 PM
http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/4629/84268286.th.jpg

Tribal Warfare 06-30-2009 01:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5872869)
If that was the case I don't think I'd see any of your posts.
Yea!!!!!!!!!!!! I pissed someone off while presenting harmless retorts and a wise ass attitude




It's a ChiefsPlanet special party hour :rockon:

Katipan 06-30-2009 01:40 PM
Huh?

booger 06-30-2009 01:41 PM
i don't see the pic either, just the red x

Tribal Warfare 06-30-2009 01:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5872905)
Huh?
http://fly4change.files.wordpress.co...pg?w=235&h=300


being a transsexual dude and ****ing a Forest Ranger , just add a few chains and whips you would have a National Geographic porn that would make The National Forest Foundation blush or order a few hundred DVDs.

Katipan 06-30-2009 01:54 PM
Um. Yeah. Great post.

Tribal Warfare 06-30-2009 01:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5872990)
Um. Yeah. Great post.
Yeah precisely,being a little shit when chicks are pissed off is my specialty

Katipan 06-30-2009 02:05 PM
You wish you could rouse such passion.

Tribal Warfare 06-30-2009 02:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5873052)
You wish you could rouse such passion.
I know, I am it's like I'm razzing my sister when I was 16 years old.


Comedy gold I tell yah. ROFL

Katipan 06-30-2009 02:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 5873059)
I know, I am it's like I'm razzing my sister when I was 16 years old.


Comedy gold I tell yah. ROFL
Except I'm kindly asking you to remove your tongue from my ass instead of calling for mommy.

Tribal Warfare 06-30-2009 02:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5873061)
Except I'm kindly asking you to remove your tongue from my ass instead of calling for mommy.
oooh kinky

Rain Man 06-30-2009 02:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5872808)
My wife was groped by a forest ranger last weekend. Dirty, old man, he was.

He was just doing his job. Women have a lot of places to store matches.

Kyle DeLexus 06-30-2009 02:20 PM
FAX, what would happen if a fat midget lady with only one arm gets lost in your forest and needs you to save her?

Kerberos 06-30-2009 02:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5873061)
Except I'm kindly asking you to remove your tongue from my ass instead of calling for mommy.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 5873069)
oooh kinky
And you expected anything less?

Fat Elvis 06-30-2009 06:42 PM
Bump now that he is back....

Rebumping this thread is sure to cause more pain/shame than posting "premium" :rolleyes: content from WPI.

FAX 06-30-2009 08:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus (Post 5873134)
FAX, what would happen if a fat midget lady with only one arm gets lost in your forest and needs you to save her?
As you well know, Mr. Kyle DeLexus, forest rangers are kind and considerate of others.

So, I would lop off her noggin with my forest axe. It's quick and clean and relatively painless.

FAX

Fat Elvis 07-01-2009 11:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus (Post 5873134)
FAX, what would happen if a fat midget lady with only one arm gets lost in your forest and needs you to save her?
I thought she lived in Scranton and had her own Chiefs board....

teedubya 09-02-2009 03:46 PM
My First Hall of Classics thread!! woo hoo!!

Hog's Gone Fishin 09-08-2009 04:49 AM
This was a great thread!

Hog's Gone Fishin 09-30-2009 06:38 PM
I wonder how the modeling career is going ?

twihudgu 10-07-2009 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 6127001)
I wonder how the modeling career is going ?
Now I understood the problem that you discussed here. It is helpful for me and everybody. I look forward to contributing your idea.ROFL

Sofa King 10-14-2009 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by twihudgu (Post 6149764)
Now I understood the problem that you discussed here. It is helpful for me and everybody. I look forward to contributing your idea.ROFL
you have 1 post and you are in the red???

88TG88 10-16-2009 11:01 PM
This thread is still full of win.

Pink Paradise 2010 11-02-2009 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus (Post 5867622)
Some of those comments are ****ing hilarious!
agreedROFL:clap:

Sweet Daddy Hate 12-19-2009 02:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SportsRacer (Post 5867713)
Posted by: Twinkles McCoy

A few months ago, Clayton asked me out on a date. I accepted (of course) and he picked me up from the Tit Hut after my shift. I'll never forget how instantly wet I became when I saw him in the parking lot, leaning on his DeLorean and wearing a black long-sleeve T-shirt featuring pictures of of not one, not two, but FOUR wolves. "Get the **** in the car, bitch!" he growled like a sexy something-or-other. I buckled in and asked where we were going. "Pussytown. Population: My fat dick," he purred. And before I could even ask if we were having dinner first, he crammed his ginormous dong so far up my babychute that the tip was partially dissolved by my stomach acid when he pulled out. "Not again!" he bellowed. He turned to me and said "Thanks for the poon. Now get the **** out." He stole my purse, pushed me out of the car and sped away with Steely Dan blaring. Now I'm more pregnant than once thought possible. I only hope my baby inherits the irresistible sexiness of its father.

He truly is BORN TO ROAM.
ROFL

http://www.animalshirts.net/american...lfshirtAF2.jpg

RalphDormanci 01-18-2011 10:19 AM
Greets?!?!
 
Yo??!

RalphDormanci 01-18-2011 10:19 AM
Talk to me ?!?!
 
Whats goin on?!?!

RalphDormanci 01-18-2011 10:20 AM
Whats up?!?!
 
Hello!!!!

RalphDormanci 01-18-2011 10:22 AM
Whats goin on?!?!
 
How we doin??!

RalphDormanci 01-18-2011 10:25 AM
Unusual here from Lille!!!
 
AThings nice!!!

Sofa King 01-20-2011 11:59 AM
We're due for another one of these threads. someone do a quick google search, see what claytons been up to.

88TG88 04-11-2011 07:47 PM
best thread ever

marracash 04-13-2011 06:44 AM
interesting
 
very interesting things !

Ming the Merciless 10-27-2012 06:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs (Post 5867515)
:D
Wendler is a sexy beast Manimal

And I know he has a queen bed

Mr. Flopnuts 03-22-2013 06:41 AM
Talk about a thread worth rereading!

Beeker 04-04-2013 08:31 PM
This was for sure worth the read.

Fairplay 04-27-2013 09:19 AM
Ari Chiefs hasn't posted for over a year. Whats up with that?

Come back Ari

jspchief 04-27-2013 09:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 9636606)
Ari Chiefs hasn't posted for over a year. Whats up with that?

Come back Ari
Isn't teedubya ari?

Fairplay 04-27-2013 09:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 9636627)
Isn't teedubya ari?


I don't know. I just clicked on Ari's profile and it shows he hasn't posted for over a year. All that doesn't change if you just change your user name I believe unless he is a mult around here.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-25-2013 06:36 PM
interdasting

teedubya 05-31-2013 11:39 PM
This thread was hilarious until Hootie gayed it up.

I laughed almost as hard tonight as I did when it was happening live.

Wendler still hasn't posted in this thread.

Hog's Gone Fishin 06-01-2013 06:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by teedubya (Post 9723067)
This thread was hilarious until Hootie gayed it up.

I laughed almost as hard tonight as I did when it was happening live.

Wendler still hasn't posted in this thread.

When you're having a bad day just open this thread and read the first few pages. It changes your whole outlook on life. LMAO

MarkDavis'Haircut 02-18-2022 08:30 AM
Classic!

Katipan 02-18-2022 06:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5872363)
Brava.

I'll never understand all the strong angry emotions for him. He's a kid. Acts like a kid. Like a smart kid. Like a smart kid that was constrained restrained and detained from most of life. So he has growing pains right now and shares them with the world.

Not like the people in this thread haven't done worse.
Aww I've always loved Clay.


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