come on boys, let's not do this - my girl is hotter than your girl...

JENSON! come back with the pictures of funny things!!!!

Haha thank you. This is why you and Simply Red rule!:clap:

Attachment for the clothes.

Accessories are demanding.

There are people here who know what I look like. I don't feel the need to post any pictures for general viewing. I'm a pretty private person.

I think it's great that you want to splatter pictures of yourself wearing a shirt that should only be worn by a flaming homosexual all over the place.

Pray continue. Do you have any others?

None taken. Your opinion has absolutely zero bearing on my life.

Clothes whore!@

Sigh
I have already posted pics of hotter chicks that I have banged. Your Saigon whore of a gf/mail order bride isnt that impressive. Just looks like any other asian chick.

And speaking of my friend, he banged an asian chick the second night he was there...whats your excuse pussy??

You got it

Here's a disguised plantneer


http://www.the-joke-box.com/pictures/982.png

Translation...I am a goofy ugly bastard.ROFL:D

Can we change his user name to be "Hammer Head"? The neanderthal forehead, eyes spaced too far apart and personality beg for it.

I'm leaving from work but promise a $50 donation to the planet if it's changed when I get home.

Here's one of the chicks your boy "banged".

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Well its been fun owning some of you in this thread but I am hungry and am gonna go get something to eat. Peace out for now. I will be back though...

ROFL

ROFLROFLROFL Perfect fit. Clay it's time to lose your virginity.

oh yikes!!!!

You're right Jilly. I'm sorry. I'm being pretty childish. I apologize.

Actually, now that you all mention it, it wouldn't surprise me at all if MV was a closet homo. At best, he's intensely insecure about himself and his sexuality. All of the signs are there - a need to insult others (anonymously over the internet), bragging about his own (supposed) sexual exploits, very concerned about his looks.

That would explains a lot actually.

Strange I always pictured MV a little differently....must be how he gets all the gals.

Midnight GHB

FYP

This is how I picture Ultra Peanut:

http://myhero.com/images/guest/g2858..._manute270.jpg

HOLY CRAP! I almost peed my pants laughing!

I was actually thinking along the lines of shallow and insecure. Just going by the context of his posts, all he must have to offer anyone is his looks (which aren't that great).

Mother****er; you couldn't own a mortgage on half a jolly rancher candy. Get your ass outta' here.

Is MV the first person to post his actual picture in this thread? If so, he's not only swishy, he can't follow directions very well.

I really want to red card the shit out of MV.

Don't forget about begging for the men to post pictures of themselves.

dicks with ears or the fat, naked santa looking sona-bitch often used as "internet chic".


I'm a handsome, svelt sona-bitch myself.

make sure to check yourself out in the reflections,, all your phony adulation masking fears..

..no amount of ugly or beauty can hide asshole.

You mean that guy in your avatar isn't you?

:)

I can see Ultra Peanut kicking open a door to a crowded room, throwing his arms up, and screaming "WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTUMBO?"

I've pretty much made a fool of myself in this thread, but this guys narcissism just irks the shit out of me. I hate him, and people like him. Insulting people, and telling everyone how he reeks with awesomeness. I would never act toward anyone else on this board the way I act toward him.

ROFL

Justifying the fact that you decided to get in a virtual slap fight with a girl on a bulletin board because she doesn't like your silly shirt? You are a mess, Mr. Midnight_Doucher.

The speculation that your mother spend most of your formative years in heat may be pretty darn accurate.

FAX

DCS is a leading voice for the new, more gentle ChiefsPlanet.

No worries.

It's easy to get drawn into these kinds of things. No foolin, you're not the fool in this foolish mess.

I wouldn't be too concerned about it, honestly.

It's ok. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings or call you out. I just think he's the kind we shouldn't really egg on.

A hairy taint can cover a multitude of sins.

It's not our fault that he has deplorable reading comprehension.

I love you (in a platonic, sisterly kind of way).

Well, if he bondo'd in the giant crevasse on his forehead caused by his jutting Neanderthal brow, that would certainly help.

Has anyone else considered the idea that MV just might be the missing link?

I love you too. (In a psychotic, stalking, drag a switchblade down the inside of my thighs fetish kind of way)

I think the Missing Link would not have a receding hairline. In fact, I would think the Missing Link would be exceedingly hairy.

No hurt feelings, I just shouldn't let a douche like him get me to approach acting like one.

Ever seen that gorilla glue that expands?

That stuff is cool.

Is the switchblade switched open or switched closed?

Damn, you all quoted my typo. I feel so Velvet Jones-ish. :banghead:

This thread has gotten bizarre.

I fixed my drawer with some last night. If you ever strip out a screw, just squeeze a little of that primate paste in the threads, and let it dry. Great stuff.

Closed. I'm not sick.

Well, he is a feisty little fella. And cave peeps were known for their feistiness.

It wouldn't surprise me that when he goes clubbing, he uses an actual club.

FAX

I could have hours of fun with this single post.

Champion draft horse:

http://www.kansasstatefair.com/photo...serialNumber=2

I like Duct tape for furniture repairs. And car repairs. And foundation repairs. Hell, it's good a for a quick boob job or lipo.

I love that you've seen me naked.

Opened? Closed? Inside thigh.

I'm going to have to reread this thread. Slowly.

Clothes whore mini light sabre!

ROFL

I didn't know MacGyver posted here.

LOL. Hell yeah, you could pull some good ones outta that post.

The 8X10 was the perfect size. I think the wallets were a little much tho.

I think it's a normal horse and a tiny woman.

What they don't tell you is she has sex with the horse.

NSFW

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She's a lesbian then. That horse is female.

Or an unfortunate male.

This is one of those threads that I like to read backwards.

Salient point, my dear. Could MV be overcompensating for a certain inadequacy?

Are you Jewish?

nope. Just bored.

It's a TransFormer horse; more than meets they eye.

To get back to the original intent of the thread, here's my mental image description of MV in a few years, in picture form:

ROFL

Perfect! Pullman's characters are SUCH ****ing tools. There is no role he can't "Tool-Up" to the 100th-power.

Pullman?

I think he was referring to Bill Pullman, though the picture is of Bill Paxton.

Harry: [holding Simon at the edge of an aquaduct] Son of a b*tch. Did you think you can elude us forever Carlos?
Simon: Hey, you got the wrong guy. My name's Simon. Just let me go. There's no need to kill me. I haven't seen your...
[Harry and Gib remove their masks]
Simon: face. No, no, no I didn't see it, I didn't see it.
[realizes that it is Harry]
Simon: Oh, it's you. Hey, you still interested in that 'Vette at all?
Gib: Hey, Carlos. Game's over. Your career as an international terrorist is well documented.
Simon: No, no, no. I sell cars, that's all. C'mon, I'm not a terrorist. I'm actually a complete coward, if I ever saw a gun...
[Harry takes his gun out and points it in Simon's face]
Simon: Oh God, no, no don't kill me. I'm not a spy. I'm nothing. I'm navel lint. I have to lie to women to get laid, and I don't score much. I got a little d*ck, it's pathetic.
[Harry and Gib gave Simon a weird look, then Simon pees in his pants]
Simon: Wha, uh, oh God. Would a spy pee himself, huh? Please, I'm not worth a bullet. Oh mercy sir.
Harry: Get the fuck out of here. Just get out of here.
Simon: No, no, as soon as I turn, you're gonna shoot me. You're gonna shoot me, you're gonna shoot me, you're gonna shoot me.
Gib: [Gib and Harry get into their van] Get lost, dipsh*t.
[fires a few rounds into the ground near Simon]

Bill Paxton......

Game over man game over!

Dane is like the younger more hip version of Sammy Hagar.

Pirate shirts rock.