ROFL

fruit in the can

Heh..you probably stick your dick in a warm bowl of soup to make you feel better..heh?..it's kind of like your girlfriend..you know..she is so stretched out..it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway..heh.

Tough. You're still a n00b.

do you pwn all n00bs?

I know it has to be late, but ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Not a hamburger, but a monstrocity no matter how you slice it (no pun intended.) This sandwich is one reason why Elvis is no longer with us. It looks disgusting.

http://www.thrillist.com/archives/20..._sandwich.html

Mmmm....noobies.

I don't pwn anybody.

That's always nice to know.

Bugeater calls me a nOOb..whats the big deal??

Yeah, shes a vegetarian, so whenever she is out of town I pull out the Vegetable Soup and begin my business.

So your saying bOObies are better than b00bies? Nah.

I agree, but would somebody that knows let me know what each number stands for so I know what people are saying when they talk in numbers?

Now that damn n00b Sam Hall wants to make us click. :shake:


Fool's Gold Loaf
- 1 loaf Italian white bread
- 2 tbsps butter
- 1 lb lean bacon
- 1 jar smooth peanut butter
- 1 jar grape jelly
Serves: Elvis (8-10 people)



The house specialty of the now defunct Colorado Gold Mine Company restaurant, legend has it Elvis flew from Memphis to Denver late one night just to down one of these 42,000-calorie monsters. Despite the added weight, the plane made it back.

Wise men say only fools rush in to a sandwich like this, but you can't help risking a massive coronary to try it:

Cooking: Slather the butter all over the loaf's entire exterior surface. Then toss it onto a baking sheet in a 350-degree oven for around 15 minutes or until browned. Meanwhile, fry the bacon -- lean, for "health" purposes.

Assembly: Slice the loaf lengthwise, then hollow it out, for ample room to glob on the entire jars of peanut butter and jelly. Carefully arrange the bacon slices over the PB&J (presentation is everything). Close the loaf, and prepare yourself for kingly transcendence.

I don't shut up..heh..Shut up nOOb! STFU

OO > 00 (its like comparing D's to B's in my opinion.

0 means zero
1 mean wun
2 mean too
....and so on.

Can you top with Mayonaise or Lard to taste?

agreed

OOH GOOD ONE!!! ALL MY BASE ARE BELONG TO YOU!!!

You know you asked for that one dude.

Maybe a little, if at all.

It dont matter, they is all good to me.

I missed this one!!! ROFL

where did all this hostility come from???


can't we all just get along?????


I mean, our chiefs play a game in 15 hours.

excluding, BK, and BIll and oh who gives a sh*t

Hey I can't wait til your guys game either, it basically determines who we play next week.

Shut up, n(.)(.)b!

Is that better Joey?

:whackit:

MMMMMMMM.....:homer:

Maybe it should be dipped in cake batter before it is deep fried. And while we are at it, lets add some Whipped Cream topping.

Why stop there? Drench the sucker with hot fudge.

Im...running...out of...gas. Im getting sleepy.

GAME-WINNING DRIVES BY WILD-CARD QBS

I'm sure no one is surprised Tom Brady has the second most game-winning drives. But what's impressive is he has more than twice as many playoff game-winning drives as all the other wild-card quarterbacks combined!
Name Team Game-winning
drives Playoff
game winners Peyton Manning IND 28 0 Trent Green/Damon Huard KC 19 0 Chad Pennington NYJ 9 1 Tom Brady NE 24 5 Eli Manning NYG 4 0 Jeff Garcia PHI 13 1 Matt Hasselbeck SEA 15 0 Tony Romo DAL 2 0


FINAL NOTES

1. Quarterbacks in their first playoff games -- Tony Romo this season -- are 11-14 since 2000.
2. Tom Brady has never lost a playoff game at home (5-0).
3. Chad Pennington has taken the fewest deep shots (throws over 30 yards) in the NFL this season.
4. The Eagles quarterbacks --- Donovan McNabb and Jeff Garcia -- have taken the most deep shots with 38.
5. Forget the season-long stats about the Eagles defense. In the last five weeks, it only allowed 17.8 points per game.
6. The Colts scored 30 points per game at home and the Chiefs averaged 15 points on the road.
7. The Colts defense was last in the NFL against the run, but gave up only 18.5 points per game at home.
8. Lofa Tatupu and Julian Peterson have combined for 68 tackles on plays of 2 yards or fewer this season.
9. While Dallas was going 1-3 in its last four games, it gave up 33 points per game.
10. While Seattle was going 1-3 in its last four games, it scored 19 points a game.



Sh*t, like I needed another reason to hate Tom Brady.....


BTW, the board is goin to hell, and it's after 12, coincedence???? Probably... Or probably not, depends on what YOU think.

I think it is time to go to bed. I drank almost a fifth of crown over the last couple of hours, and I need some rest before the game. So to make it offical, GO CHIEFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

have I mentioned I love this game, this planet, the playoffs and the chiefs. well now I have.

Aww......I LUV U MAN!

http://www.superbowl.com/news/story/9910091


I forgot to add this

Fu*k off you N(*)(*)Bs, (Isn't up is better than down, I don't know).

You should Ghost Ride your whip into a light pole

http://www.isdsgn.com/images/ghostrideyourwhip.jpg

Those (*)(*) look like plastic surgery gone bad...

Me too..mini me...one more..and I go flayling into bed!!!

Oh c'mon...I just got off work.

Happy New Year,Luv. ;)

I've been up since 4am and only got about 5 hours sleep last nite...Im finsihed....fuuhshed....finished.

Better than this (,)(,)

Now that you're here,I have my second wind!!! :clap:

You might as well finish the fifth off dude, wouldn't want it to go to waste.

Okay, I'll give you that one. I got up at 11:30AM after 7 1/2 hours of sleep. :D

TMI :shake:

Might I mention that Pennington's one game winning drive should have never been allowed to happen.

Perv.

And that surprised you?

Luv, how do you prefer your pumpkin pie filling?

Eh, it was too easy.

That wasn't right..Mr.Bugeater(as Fax would say)

Guess Im too dumb, too tipsy too something to figure that one out....TMI? Too old too maybe. Dont get it.

:shake:

Too much information

TMI...too much info?

damnit im slow

Thats ok..because you made me piss my pants on several occasions(?) in this thread..which is good enough for me..you funny lil bastard ya..

Sure are. You couldn't even finish the final word in time. :)

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How ironic....TMI=too much info yet there wasnt enough info to explain itself. Thats deep.

Who wins this epic fight? Chuck Norris vs. Ed Hochuli???

You're kidding right?

That isn't even a real fight.

Norris just looks at him.

Who's the referree in this scenario?

That was one of them merged posts that happen at the same time..but..we give that edge to the veteran.. :)

No pumpkin pie for me. I'm dieting. 4.2 lbs in 5 days!!!

Jesse Ventura

I havent thought about that, Im gonna go with Earl Hebner.

Already? THATS alot of poo.

Oh really?

ROFL

Who is this guy??he's killing me tonight ROFL

I was thinking Big John Mcarthy from UFC....neither man wins. Big John puts the hurt on both of 'em.

my internet decided to stop working for no apparent reason :banghead:

I'm easy like Sunday morning.

Mine did that last night. Sucks, huh?

I was watching UFC 30 last night and Big John almost f'd up Tito Ortiz as much as Ortiz F'd up the scrubzilla he was fighting.

All I know is he's drug-free and readily employable.

You offering me a job? By the way, didnt you play in my fantasy football league last year? had to be you

Great. Now that song is going through my head. Time for Media Player.

Did you get your desk assembled or are you still sitting on the floor?

Damnit. Me too.