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RedNFeisty 03-22-2006 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter
Sorry, Clayton....this is proof....that you are the ghey: Red gets a 10 for her avy and sig alone; plus putting up with Clint. :shake:

:p


That's right, you tell'em!

Gonzo 03-22-2006 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
No, I'm implying that your mom would know how good most guys are.

Ohhhhhhh, well then that's o.k.

Boozer 03-22-2006 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe
Why yes, I did.

9.9 out of 10, even.

99th percentile.

Just like my IQ.

Your IQ is 99? Not bad.

Clint in Wichita 03-22-2006 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by RedNFeisty
That's right, you tell'em!

In other words, he gets his jerk on to cartoon characters.

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR
I'll put my name in

SNR: 9 out of 10

Another legend. SNR is what Psicosis could have been. SNR is also a high-ranking official in a very exclusive club here on Chiefsplanet.

beer bacon 03-22-2006 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefscafan
whatever guys why do all of you feel superior to me i've been on this board for a while now just cause i don't post everyday on here doesn't mean i don't care about the chiefs I do. I have had other names on this board and the old KC star board. as elvislivesinkc.

I thought It would be cool to see where I rated but now I dn't care . I think you guys think to highly of yourselves to be honest. I'm a chief fan and that's all that matters.

So all I can say is "YOu can't see me my time is Now!"

W3rd.

Rausch 03-22-2006 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Boozer
Your IQ is 99? Not bad.

After reading this thread?

Yes...

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Boozer
Your IQ is 99? Not bad.

Boozer: 7.5 out of 10.

Another one of those "tweener" posters. Probably will never rise to legend, but maybe he can continue serving the legends their tea.

Mr. Laz 03-22-2006 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale
Saulbadguy: 9 out of 10

We've determined that you're most likely one of the greatest posters in Chiefsplanet history. You're witty and you've never really been much of a troll. Your threads are consistently chock-full of top-quality content. We took away one point because we feel you've lost a bit of your burst. But don't worry, this ranking places you among the elite!

pretty much seals the idea that saul and goatlick are the same person


i alway wonder why one indentity would suddenly show up to defend the other's point of view so consistantly.


not to mention they like to work in tandem in the Rep dept.


stinkin' dupe accounts

plbrdude 03-22-2006 05:15 PM

who
what
where
when
why
how

Boozer 03-22-2006 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Wait.. he's supposed to be serving us tea?!?

Damnit, Boozer! I'm fucking thirsty over here!

Your tea is in the mail!

Mr. Kotter 03-22-2006 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Clint in Wichita
In other words, he gets his jerk on to cartoon characters.

Nope. I downloaded her pick from the pic forum before you went PeeWee Herman on her about flirting on-line....;)

el borracho 03-22-2006 05:18 PM

ˇOjalá que reciba una buena nota!

Sully 03-22-2006 05:18 PM

I just can't help but think how much easier this whole thing would be if there were some mechanism in plaace for us all to "rate" other posters whenever we want, and then for us to see, in some symbolic way, how that person has been rated over the long run.
hmmm.
Mods, figure something like this out. It could be revolutionary.

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by plbrdude
who
what
where
when
why
how

plbrdude: 3.7 out of 10.

I don't care anymore.

Hog Rider 03-22-2006 05:19 PM

Does spelling count?

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
ˇOjalá que reciba una buena nota!

el borracho: 7 out of 10.

Another "tweener." My vocabulary just isn't that large folks, sorry. I'm running out of gas, here. Oh, I like your avatar.

Mr. Kotter 03-22-2006 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
PeeWee Herman? Clint masturbated in a movie theater?

Cuffed, booked, and finger-printed after a double matinee of Pinochio (It's not his nose that grows.....) and Glad He Ate Her.....

That's what Red's PM said anyway, before she came to visit last fall when she told Clint she was going to a Star Trek convention.....

Mr. Kotter 03-22-2006 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter
Cuffed, booked, and finger-printed after a double matinee of Pinochio (It's not his nose that grows.....) and Glad He Ate Her.....

That's what Red's PM said anyway, before she came to visit last fall when she told Clint she was going to a Star Trek convention.....

Ah, damn....Red. Sorry about that. Mods? Can you delete my last two posts I forgot how.....








:p

ChiefsFire 03-22-2006 05:25 PM

great

is this like hotornot?

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsFire
great

is this like hotornot?

ChiefsFire: 5 out of 10.

Show more skin.

Dayze 03-22-2006 05:28 PM

...ok. I"ll bite.
I hope I rate well; I've got a family to think about.

Dunit35 03-22-2006 05:31 PM

My turn.

CoMoChief 03-22-2006 05:33 PM

Someone here is obviously bored.

Tribal Warfare 03-22-2006 05:34 PM

Scale? We don't need no stinkin scales :cigar:

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by dayzeofthenew
...ok. I"ll bite.
I hope I rate well; I've got a family to think about.

dayzeofthenew: 4 out of 10

I find you boring. I almost didn't realize you existed. In short, my passion for this exercise is waning.

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Dunit35
My turn.

Dunit35: 7 out of 10.

You have transcended your n00b status. You are like a beautiful butterfly. You are what I envision JBucc to be like in a few months. Keep up the good work.

Dayze 03-22-2006 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale
dayzeofthenew: 4 out of 10

I find you boring. I almost didn't realize you existed. In short, my passion for this exercise is waning.

ROFL

I need to attend the combine to improve my stock.

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 05:36 PM

I'll be back later when I've worked up some more stamina. This is fatiguing.

WilliamTheIrish 03-22-2006 05:36 PM

I love this thread idea.

I only read the first 2 pages, but since it seems to upset Skip, it's already top shelf.

OldTownChief 03-22-2006 05:37 PM

What an embarrassing thread to the Planet. Unbelievable to me that so many of the regs bit.

booger 03-22-2006 05:37 PM

This thread needs some poop and boobies.

Dunit35 03-22-2006 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale
Dunit35: 7 out of 10.

You have transcended your n00b status. You are like a beautiful butterfly. You are what I envision JBucc to be like in a few months. Keep up the good work.

Ha, sweet. Now I'm going to get f**ked up and play some cards.

cdcox 03-22-2006 05:41 PM

Fire away.

DaKCMan AP 03-22-2006 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Prince22
I can live with that. But we don't have an NFL team in Kentucky.

Don't have much of a college team either :D

Donger 03-22-2006 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale
Ever wondered how you stack up against other planeteers? Do you spend feverish nights wondering if you've been giving your best? Do you lack confidence when you click that submit button?

Now, for the first time ever, you'll find out exactly where you stand!

Post in this thread and I will consult with a panel of experts. I'll return with your ranking on a scale of 1 to 10 and a brief description.

I'm not even sure what my best is.

sedated 03-22-2006 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale
I'll be back later when I've worked up some more stamina. This is fatiguing.

I figured your hands had plenty of endurance :whackit:

Fire Me Boy! 03-22-2006 06:11 PM

Do me, do me!!!

4th and Long 03-22-2006 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
Do me, do me!!!

Poooooooooooor choice of words.

bogie 03-22-2006 06:14 PM

Our last correspondence did not go well, but I'm big enough to take your constructive criticism.

Fire Me Boy! 03-22-2006 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long
Poooooooooooor choice of words.

Believe me, I know... it's part of my charm.... or something. Screw it... my wife needs a new helmet.

4th and Long 03-22-2006 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
Believe me, I know... it's part of my charm.... or something. Screw it... my wife needs a new helmet.

ROFL

teedubya 03-22-2006 06:48 PM

Wow... this thread took off. I disagree... Iowanian is an 8.75 on the scale... not a 7.5

and Saulbadguy was way overrated.

Taco John 03-22-2006 06:49 PM

Dont even bother with greatness...

Logical 03-22-2006 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish
I love this thread idea.

I only read the first 2 pages, but since it seems to upset Skip, it's already top shelf.

Now that is funny, a thread can be rated on if it upsets Skip.

Mile High Mania 03-22-2006 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by OldTownChief
What an embarrassing thread to the Planet. Unbelievable to me that so many of the regs bit.

Well, by typing in this thread, you fulfilled the lone requirement to become rated... guess you nibbled a bit on the bait as well. :clap:

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish
I love this thread idea.

I only read the first 2 pages, but since it seems to upset Skip, it's already top shelf.

WilliamTheIrish: 8 out of 10

You slip under the radar like a stealth fighter, sneaky and cunning. Hell, I didn't even know who you were until Phobia recruited you to judge the beard-growing contest. Infinitely fair and wise, many would do well to emulate you.

Skip Towne 03-22-2006 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Vlad Logicslav
Now that is funny, a thread can be rated on if it upsets Skip.

What? Me Worry?

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by OldTownChief
What an embarrassing thread to the Planet. Unbelievable to me that so many of the regs bit.

OldTownChief: 4 out of 10.

You're another one of these weird tweeners. I don't like you very much so I refuse to give you a median rating. My panel of experts all think think you're a real dipshit, too.

bogie 03-22-2006 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne
What? Me Worry?

ROFL You are so consistent!

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laz
pretty much seals the idea that saul and goatlick are the same person

Laz: 6 out of 10.

We feel you're pretty annoying and should post less. However, you're pretty much a legend anyway. At least you got that damn fat guy out of your avatar.

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by booger
This thread needs some poop and boobies.

Booger: 7 out of 10.

Booger and I came in together so I feel a kinship. Great avatar, too.

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdcox
Fire away.

cdcox: 8.5 out of 10.

Not quite elite, cdcox may someday reach that level anyway. Might be the most intelligent poster we have. Who else can program that NFL prediction program? That's some serious shit right there. We also appreciate cdcox's tasteful manner of understatement.

Kclee 03-22-2006 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Ali Chi3fs
Wow... this thread took off. I disagree... Iowanian is an 8.75 on the scale... not a 7.5

and Saulbadguy was way overrated.

Hey now. Despite the name, Saul is a good guy. But I agree with the Iowanian comment. It must be the whole Keyboard of Doom thing.

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP
Don't have much of a college team either :D

DaKCMan AP: 6 out of 10.

Another "tweener." We took away a point for being an unabashed Florida homer. We almost gave it back because he's so good-looking.

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger
I'm not even sure what my best is.

Donger: 8.8 out of 10.

Not quite ready for elite status. Closer than anyone else that isn't elite, however. We believe Donger could be one of the leaders of Chiefsplanet's next generation of posters, whatever the fuck that is. Gets bonus points for being the yin to Chiefs4me's yang.

Logical 03-22-2006 07:03 PM

goxlibutscrale

Dare not rate me, or the evil I pervade will haunt you forever. In short Chief's Express will follow you like a puppy dog.:evil:

Luzap 03-22-2006 07:06 PM

Guess I'd better make roll call...
 
It would be nice to see KCJohnny, Sportswax, and some others try their hand at this.

Luz
this will be interesting...

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
Do me, do me!!!

Fire Me Boy!: 8 out of 10

Oh boy! Another dynamo cut from the "jspchief" cloth. Rise to greatness was fun to watch. His encyclopedic knowledge of "film" and his unfettered enthusiasm for snobbery are extremely entertaining. He gives this place that "real world" feel too, with lots of stories about his personal life. Plus, he's part of the Holy Chiefsplanet Circle Of Unabashed Geeks (HCCOUG).

OldTownChief 03-22-2006 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania
Well, by typing in this thread, you fulfilled the lone requirement to become rated... guess you nibbled a bit on the bait as well. :clap:

Yeah you got me. I've always wanted to know what a gay 24 year old fat kid with narcissistic personality disorder and living with mommy rates me.

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4th and Long
Poooooooooooor choice of words.

4th and Long: 8 out of 10

The undisputed KING of Chiefsplanet graphics, even if he does sometimes act like he's the only one who has ever used Photoshop. Sometimes he can be a bit of a jackass, but hey, aren't we all? Another one of those "fast track to management" types.

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ali Chi3fs
Wow... this thread took off. I disagree... Iowanian is an 8.75 on the scale... not a 7.5

and Saulbadguy was way overrated.

Ali Chi3fs: 7 out of 10.

Like some others we've mentioned, he may be on the decline. In his heyday he was brilliant. His penchant for changing his sig too often is annoying.

OnTheWarpath15 03-22-2006 07:10 PM

Ah, what the hell.

Figured you were due for a noob to bash.....

Spicy McHaggis 03-22-2006 07:10 PM

Holy #@$!, I leave for a while and when I come back there is a 22 page thread. Well that settles it. I'm never leaving my apartment again. Time to stock up on pizza rolls.

Donger 03-22-2006 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale
Donger: 8.8 out of 10.

Not quite ready for elite status. Closer than anyone else that isn't elite, however. We believe Donger could be one of the leaders of Chiefsplanet's next generation of posters, whatever the fuck that is. Gets bonus points for being the yin to Chiefs4me's yang.

Hahaha! Gochiefs just called chiefs4me a guy.

And me a chick.

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taco John
Dont even bother with greatness...

Taco John: 9.9 out of 10.

The champion of rival posters. Respected. Feared. When you see his name in the "last post" slot, you can't help but be drawn to the thread like a moth to a flame. Has authored some of the truly legendary threads on Chiefsplanet. This place wouldn't be the same without him. Best of all, he leads the pack "across the pond," so to speak.

Should stay out of the DC forum.

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vlad Logicslav
Now that is funny, a thread can be rated on if it upsets Skip.

Vlad "Logical" Logicslav: 9.8 out of 10.

Not what he used to be, but his sheer aura puts him over the top of most any other poster. In his heyday he was a force to behold. If you have ever been banned by Logical, you should consider it an honor. It's like being touched by the lord god.

Should also stay out of the DC forum.

Mr. Kotter 03-22-2006 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by OldTownChief
Yeah you got me. I've always wanted to know what a gay rates me.

Ah, shit....now you went and did it. :banghead:

I hope your spyware and virus definitions are up to snuff, otherwise your local cops may soon be getting an anonymous tip from a 24 year old fat kid with narcissistic personality disorder and living with mommy, tipping them off to the gay kiddie porn now on your hard drive. :shake:





:p

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luzap
It would be nice to see KCJohnny, Sportswax, and some others try their hand at this.

Luz
this will be interesting...

Luzap: 9.89 out of 10.

We rated luzap a tenth of a point lower than his fellow mod htismaqe because he's so rarely seen. One simply cannot achieve true greatness if one does not attention whore just a little bit. Despite this he is a credit to the community and his work behind the scenes is instrumental to Chiefsplanet's success. Or so our sources say. Speaks softly, but most likely carries a big stick.

Mysterious. Quiet. Sneaky? Luzap!

Taco John 03-22-2006 07:19 PM

The DC forum absolutely brings out the best and worst in me.

I should stay away from that place to be sure.

4th and Long 03-22-2006 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale
4th and Long: 8 out of 10

The undisputed KING of Chiefsplanet graphics, even if he does sometimes act like he's the only one who has ever used Photoshop. Sometimes he can be a bit of a jackass, but hey, aren't we all? Another one of those "fast track to management" types.

Hmmm ... :hmmm:

I was expecting a 2 or a 3, at best. Looks like I was wrong. As a token of my appreciation, I present ot you, this one of a kind lamp, custom made with you in mind.

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/356...chlight0wz.jpg

This thing cost me a lot of money so try not to wear out the switch, m'kay?

chagrin 03-22-2006 07:22 PM

exactly who the hell fears Taco John? What's to be afriad of, being hit by statements being launched from both sides of his mouth?

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58
Ah, what the hell.

Figured you were due for a noob to bash.....

OnTheWarpath58: 2 out of 10.

Awarded an extra point for his excellent choice of avatar. Fairly respectful for a n00b.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spicy McHaggis
Holy #@$!, I leave for a while and when I come back there is a 22 page thread. Well that settles it. I'm never leaving my apartment again. Time to stock up on pizza rolls.

Spicy McHaggis: 8 out of 10.

What a n00b should be, if he can even be called a n00b. Is slowly easing his way into the Chiefsplanet "cool kids" clique. We awarded 1.5 bonus points for the excellent username. Our lead panel expert has a scottish history and loves haggis.

milkman 03-22-2006 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4th and Long
Hmmm ... :hmmm:

I was expecting a 2 or a 3, at best. Looks like I was wrong. As a token of my appreciation, I present ot you, this one of a kind lamp, custom made with you in mind.

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/356...chlight0wz.jpg

This thing cost me a lot of money so try not to wear out the switch, m'kay?

ROFL

wutamess 03-22-2006 07:24 PM

Rate ME! Rate ME!

4th and Long 03-22-2006 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wutamess
Rate ME! Rate ME!

I had to read that twice. The first time I coulda swore it said, "Rape ME! Rape ME!"

Note to self: call eye doctor in the morning.

Mr. Kotter 03-22-2006 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taco John
The DC forum absolutely brings out the best and worst in me.

I should stay away from that place to be sure.

Who else has said that before.... :banghead:

About themselves, I mean; sometimes we should really torch that friggin' place....with a couple of DC mainstays locked in. Heh. (No, not you...for the moment anyway.)

:p

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chagrin
exactly who the hell fears Taco John? What's to be afriad of, being hit by statements being launched from both sides of his mouth?

Chagrin: 5.5 out of 10.

Another one of those "n00bs on the fast track." Feels like he's been around for years. His unflinching committment to his avatar and signature combo are admirable.

chagrin 03-22-2006 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4th and Long
I had to read that twice. The first time I coulda swore it said, "Rape ME! Rape ME!"

Cool Nirvana song btw

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wutamess
Rate ME! Rate ME!

wutamess: 8.9 out of 10.

Not quite elite. I consider him the "luzap of regular Chiefsplanet joes." He too swims under the surface like a submarine. Chiefsplanet's "token black guy." In fact, I'm pretty sure he's the only black guy we have here. In my mind YOU ARE ALL WHITE (except digi2fish). In short, has wutamess really been here since 2000?


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