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Rain Man 09-24-2014 08:47 PM

If online dating had existed during my single days, my youth would have been so much different.

Iconic 09-24-2014 08:47 PM

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Which male body type is ambitious, adventurous, funny, and good with kids?
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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10945653)
Cuckold

Underrated post.

Don Corlemahomes 09-24-2014 08:52 PM

They should adopt a mandatory screening question. For example: Does anything jiggle when you move?

Coochie liquor 09-24-2014 08:53 PM

I like em thick, curvy, big boned, plus sized, a few extra lbs. fat. Idk. I love pussy!! And always liked big girls! Idc what anyone else thinks!

TLO 09-24-2014 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Cochise liquor (Post 10945837)
I like em thick, curvy, big boned, plus sized, a few extra lbs. fat. Idk. I love pussy!! And always liked big girls! Idc what anyone else thinks!

Nothing wrong with bigger girls. Everything wrong with bigger girls lying to you and trying to make you think they are skinny.

Mennonite 09-24-2014 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Cunning Linguist (Post 10945833)
Does anything jiggle when you move?

Only my cock.

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Don Corlemahomes 09-24-2014 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Cochise liquor (Post 10945837)
I like em thick, curvy, big boned, plus sized, a few extra lbs. fat. Idk. I love pussy!! And always liked big girls! Idc what anyone else thinks!

I've always wondered whether they smell or sweat excessively during sex. Also, how do they, uh, get in cowgirl without shattering your pelvis? Finally, how do you get over the FUPA. It has got to be one of the most nutritious media for bacteria and yeast.

TLO 09-24-2014 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mennonite (Post 10945843)

Look at the left arm on the guy on the right. WTF

Don Corlemahomes 09-24-2014 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mennonite (Post 10945843)

Dual purpose.

TLO 09-24-2014 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Cunning Linguist (Post 10945851)
I've always wondered whether they smell or sweat excessively during sex. Also, how do they, uh, get in cowgirl without shattering your pelvis? Finally, how do you get over the FUPA. It has got to be one of the most nutritious media for bacteria and yeast.

:Lin:

cmh6476 09-24-2014 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 10945321)
I bet a BJ on the KSU/Texas game last fall with this chick that I had been talking to on POF for a while. Cute face but was great at working the "fat chick angle" with her camera. Needless to say I was not pleased when she showed up to my place.

Then she wanted to have sex and gave me a Magnum condom - I was like "what do you want me to do with this? Put my newspaper in it?"

Not my proudest moment.

so you were gonna give her a bj if you lost?

TLO 09-24-2014 09:07 PM

Yo ma'ma so fat she appeared in an episode of Whale Wars

Don Corlemahomes 09-24-2014 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10945867)
:Lin:

And don't even get me started on oral sex. Their labia have enough insulation to incubate colonies of bacteria. How you don't gag when you crack their legs open is beyond me. I would rather suck farts out of a seagull's ass.

Dayze 09-24-2014 09:15 PM

Curves rule.

BWillie 09-24-2014 10:23 PM

General rule of thumb. Overweight people claim to prefer having sex with other overweight people


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