A co-worker should NEVER be treated this way. It cannot and will not be tolerated. Prepare for legal action sucker.

But Clay should!!!

THE BLOOD POURED FROM MY HORRENDOUS STUMPS IN GREAT GUSHING TORRENTS

"WHY?!??! WHY?!?! ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS TROLL" I screamed between tears, as pain and shock racked my body from the slashing trauma that had been inflicted upon me.

"WHY? WHY???!?!?!" he screamed back?

"Yes, why?" I replied most courteously.

"No reason."

Then he left. And I bled to death.

ARE YOU CALLING ME SCARED? WE CAN SETTLE THIS LIKE MEN AFTER THIS THREAD IS OVER! COME AT ME BRO!

You've made this a hostile post environment. You'll be hearing from the EEOC!

nice one flopnuts

You should've just beat his ass anyway.

tell him this, word for word, in a menacing voice while you look right into his eyes:

Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

Watch Revenge of the Nerds.
:shake:

White people movies. /Setsuna

In all seriousness, I would have grabbed him by his pencil neck, lifted him up in the air, and in a real slow tempo grumbled in his ear that people who don't fight at work are a dying breed.

ROFL

I don't know what's worse the fact that he stole that or the fact that you knew it.

Sorry that you suck at the internet.