So if you lick it, your are licking the tounge of everyone else that has ever done it.

Only during showers.

Apparently there are some prudes in here who wouldn't the whole thing.

What else are you supposed to do when you're standing in line at the bank?

I suspect that, as ass size increases, the ability to reliably wipe it well decreases proportionally. So, while I have nothing against fat chicks generally, I might observe the no fat chicks rule in this instance. Im not quite sure about exact parameters of width, depth etc, but I would be willing to do some research if someone would fund me.

A heightened chance of buttsecks, for one.

Umm, excuse me, uhh, miss...

I was wondering if I uhh...could...uhh..

Maybe lick your asshole?

Depends on the chick. I saw one today at a coffee shop that had the best body I've ever seen. Tall, athletically thin, small perfect boobs, wearing those skintight exercise/biking pants that literally look painted on. Her stomach was flat, her legs toned, and her ass looked like an apple picked by God.

I quit reading after this.

Yep, 'specially Asians.

Yeah WTF? Who wants to **** a flagpole?

I was more so referencing her ant hills.

Asians have the tasty butts?

Theres Tip #1 for the ass eating guide for straight guys.

but i bet her accent ruined it.