If he throws himself on it, he could win a Medal of Honor. I think it would help if there were some Marines nearby, though. Jumping on one when you're by yourself doesn't get the same heroic reception.

you be nice.

I'm a little bothered that you just used the "R" word.

yeah i may be a reerun but I'll be the one banging your girlfriend when you're out with your friends.

so take that

I am harping on his writing mainly because the dude says he's a writer, wants to be a writer, acts like a writer and authors a blog, but can't write a coherent sentence to save his life. And when he's been offered the help he needs to become a better writer (I've personally offered to help him), he does nothing to help himself. I have little patience and/or respect for that.

LMAO


sig worthy

let it go.

bottom line, hes one of us. he is his own person. that should be good enough for any ****in man.

****em all, nut.

Jokes are WAY funnier when you have to explain them. See, the mentally handicapped are known for their strength, not speed. And the kicker is, Nut isn't even mentally reeruned, having cerebal palsy (or something similar).

How'd that out of town girl work out, Nut.... hit it and quit it?

also i won't kill people i'll just be here and banging the female in your family who is the hottest so hard she'll walk with a limp.

Oh, that would be his younger sister.

That's a bit of an oxymoron there sir.

Unfortunately, it's not enough for my dad. :crybaby:

I've always heard the statement once in a while that a person had a certain type of freak strength...referred to as "Rword-Strength"


Something tells me that Nut is a wombwrecker from way back because his extra muscle is right where your sister likes it.

*he also used the proper "your" and "you're". Bravo