Sould I leave work early, the boss is gone.

GTFO

That supermodel just gave me her room key. Should I go up there?

Shit dude.

Why thank you. I think I will!

To quote iron maiden, "run to the hills!"

Incidently, I am endorsing this thread. I better go make another thread about my endorsement though!
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Thanks man.

My buddy has an old hooptie that keeps dying on him and hes getting a loan from a guy at work on that guys car.

The guy gave him a thing saying 10% compound interest and we were both like, :spock:

If I smoke before my run I usually end up tripping on stuff, but damn is it a beautiful day to smoke.

That's really not terrible considering how short the term is. It's not going on his credit that way though. If he can borrow that money from a bank and spread it over at least 12 months, his score will go up nicely when it's paid.

If the guy is getting like 15% or less it's worth it, otherwise take those terms and run.

That's all?

I think Lumpy is a female, which shouldn't stop her at all. Unfortunately, it does with far too many girls.

the chick that got the fake tits on april 1 the doctor sewed/installed them on her back

In 72 hours Pioli is going to make a move to redeem the TG trade and every CP member is going to jizz in their coffee for the next 3 weeks out of happiness.

When done, she can send her over.

I always have random thoughts,unfortunately,most aren't fit for putting into print