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I'm working. Glad you'll be getting laid though.

You missed it.

Hadn't gotten so drunk I yarfed since...hell...I can't even remember.

Anyway, two weeks ago friday I got off work, decided to have a few at the bar (8-11 AM.) Went home. Showered (no, beer FIRST.) Tried to lay down for a few and get some sleep. Didn't happen.

3 pm my ride shows up for the work Christmas party. We get lost and get there at about 4. After a full belly of breakfast beer I wasn't hungry and didn't think about it.

The party ended at about 12 AM. I was fine until then. One of the 2 other guys I went with had already failed and called the Mrs. to deliver him from evil.

Apparently at 12:30 it was just my buddy, me (passed out in lawn chair in basement,) and my boss (passed out in chair right next to me.) When the buddy's wife showed up to take us home I guess I made it about 3/4ths the way through the yard and dumped 2 gallons of rented beer.

That, not so much a big deal. Apparently he's one of those guys huge into his yard though and this was back when it was cold as all hell. He didn't think much of it but that $3it froze real quick in about a foot n' half circle in his front yard.

:drool:

I'm going to a bash at a club down in Portland. Should be a good time.

I've already got the restraining order being processed.

I'm am gonna try something new. Stay completely sober... wake up the next day feeling great as opposed to wishing for death (or at least a lack of consciousness). Actually do something good with a paid day off.

going to a friends for some appetizers and dinner. Probably have a few beers, maybe a glass of wine, and will be as soon as possible after midnight.

Hanging out with my wife here at the house. I plan to go out and buy Steak and Crab again this year, along with a nice bottle of wine. I have ZERO desire to head out to the bar on "amateur night."

Going to Des Moines so my kids can have Christmas with my wife's family. It will be pretty low-key.

the wife(doesn't drink) will drive her and i to some friends house, where several of our friends will get together.
we'll eat supper, visit, etc.
after midnight, the wife(doesn't drink) will drive me home.

and then i'll tell her, as i turn out the light.
i say, "my darling, you were wonderful tonight"

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You should have PM'd me. I'd have advised you to lease a new Infinity. They're going for little down (something around $2000) and $349 a month. You'd have had a brand new car for the next 36-42 months and you may have been able to write it off, depending on your line of work.

Buying a 4 year old car is always asking for trouble. That's about the time everything begins to break down.

Good luck with it!

I'll be working....doing DWI saturation, looking for dumbasses to bust.

don't drink anymore, and it's not worth the hassle with the expense, crowds, and all the other drunks out there. so we'll be keeping it at home. probably just cook and get a good night's rest, sleep in... save a couple hundred bucks or whatever.

I've been drunk in Belton before, but I wasn't the drunk person driving. Although, now that I think of it, I did manage to make it from Belton to OP drunk one time. Stupid, stupid me.

Oh, if I get drunk, it will be at home.