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Simply Red 06-12-2008 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Crashride (Post 4791527)
Got a girl. Once a day. Dry. FAP.
I don't know what `FAP` is.

Simply Red 06-12-2008 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4791521)
Maybe Simply Red is trying to judge whether or not his masturbatory frequency is in line with other folks?

Or, perhaps this thread is providing him with jerk off material.
Yes.

Simply Red 06-12-2008 04:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4791521)
Maybe Simply Red is trying to judge whether or not his masturbatory frequency is in line with other folks?

Or, perhaps this thread is providing him with jerk off material.
No.

Donger 06-12-2008 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 4791530)
I don't know what `FAP` is.
It's the sound that is produced when you masturbate furiously while lubricated.

Donger 06-12-2008 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 4791532)
No.
I don't believe you.

Anyway, here's a good question (and one that all women want to know): How long, on average, do your masturbatory sessions last? Also, how long was the longest session? The shortest?

Simply Red 06-12-2008 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4791538)
I don't believe you.

Anyway, here's a good question (and one that all women want to know): How long, on average, do your masturbatory sessions last? Also, how long was the longest session? The shortest?
proprietary. Only for mine and PaLmela Anderson's ears.

Donger 06-12-2008 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 4791576)
proprietary. Only for mine and PaLmela Anderson's ears.
I'd have to say average is about four minutes.

Longest is about 20 minutes.

Shortest is under one minute.

Simply Red 06-12-2008 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4791583)
I'd have to say average is about four minutes.

Longest is about 20 minutes.

Shortest is under one minute.
My sessions have had ranges all over the map growing up, as well as now. But twenty minutes? What an amateur.:shake:

Donger 06-12-2008 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 4791596)
My sessions have had ranges all over the map growing up. OH, and now. But twenty minutes? What an amateur.:shake:
You grew up in Ohio?

Simply Red 06-12-2008 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4791597)
You grew up in Ohio?
no.

Simply Red 06-12-2008 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 4791504)
I'm not saying I don't.

I just don't know why other men wanna know how much or how many times a day people tug on the ol' purple headed yogurt slinger.
ROFL

Ultra Peanut 06-12-2008 06:45 PM
http://i26.tinypic.com/2dbw4zl.jpg

SHIT YOU GOTTA MAN UP SON ****IN MAN UP MOTHER****ER ****IN LIKE GODDAMN SON ****IN MAN UP

Simply Red 06-12-2008 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut (Post 4791757)
http://i26.tinypic.com/2dbw4zl.jpg

SHIT YOU GOTTA MAN UP SON ****IN MAN UP MOTHER****ER ****IN LIKE GODDAMN SON ****IN MAN UP
I don't know what you mean.

Ultra Peanut 06-12-2008 09:24 PM
I mean http://i28.tinypic.com/2a9dt9v.gif.

http://i27.tinypic.com/16jqix.jpg

Simply Red 06-12-2008 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut (Post 4791995)
I see now.


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